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Chewbecca posted:Take it to landmarks in your local area and take pics of it. Make it an Instagram account and make it a bonifide Instagram influencer making money from sponsored posts.. Also make an Onlyfans page where sickos can pay big bux for pics of the otter in a bikini
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:$100 loonies!? What is that....like...300 usd its like 50 bucks its the other way around
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 08:58 |
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Does it smell? It looks like it would smell.
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 10:10 |
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Piggy Smalls posted:Does it smell? It looks like it would smell. its nose bits were removed during the taxidermy process
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 10:45 |
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Put in a perspex side and turn it into an ant farm. It'll get infested anyway, might as well enjoy it.
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 10:57 |
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MettleRamiel posted:
Really hosed up to talk about your kid like that, jfc.
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 11:01 |
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MettleRamiel posted:What the gently caress am I supposed to do with this thing? Name him Marvin if m, or her Daphne if f.
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 11:14 |
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Turn on your monitor lol
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 12:33 |
MettleRamiel posted:
Can we get a little Hawaiian shirt for him too?
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 12:35 |
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that thing rules. the teeth are kind of off putting though, i'd rather a happy otter
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 12:55 |
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Paging our resident taxidermist to the thread
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 12:58 |
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Buy it a friend. Don't let it get lonely
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 13:14 |
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Nice beaver!
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 13:36 |
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Mooey Cow posted:Nice beaver! Thanks! I just had it stuffed.
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 13:42 |
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I rate it 4/5 cum lions, op
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 13:46 |
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Yeah, get anotter one, OP. The more, the merrier
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 13:58 |
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Congrats on getting married op.
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 14:00 |
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lol she wants a divorce
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 14:31 |
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im not saying its a mod challenge but you gotta gently caress that thing op
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 14:40 |
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:im not saying its a mod challenge but you gotta gently caress that thing op You also didn't not say it so
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 14:41 |
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hakimashou posted:its like 50 bucks its the other way around No, that was back in the old days. Before the Fall.
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 14:42 |
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Broke: Cum vase Woke: Cum Otter
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 14:46 |
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That was actually a really good deal, you got a steal on that otter.
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 15:16 |
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What's his name op
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 15:19 |
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We need an otter and Forklin adventure.
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 15:31 |
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Attach it to a drone and fly it, op
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 15:42 |
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you otter return it
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 15:49 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:youre dirt people now op. best get to diggin a mud hole in the back yard and putting up wood panel wallpaper in the tv room I'll have you know that wood is coming back
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 15:56 |
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Start moving it around the house and insist to your wife that you never touched it
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 15:59 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Paging our resident taxidermist to the thread I collect, don't do it myself
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 16:00 |
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Pick posted:I collect, don't do it myself Wow you've really shattered my image of you for the worse.
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 16:03 |
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children are a blessing, OP
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 16:06 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Wow you've really shattered my image of you for the worse. well the vast majority is from before my birth so it would have been pretty tough
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 16:06 |
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Pick posted:That was actually a really good deal, you got a steal on that otter. Really? The mouth seems wrong and ugly
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 16:31 |
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So would loving the taxidermied otter fall under beastiality, necrophilia, or just masturbation on account of that thing being mostly wire mesh and filler at this point? Paging our resident sex-crimes lawyer to this thread
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 16:47 |
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I'd like to hear the arguments that it's not all three of those at the same time
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 16:48 |
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ChickenHeart posted:So would loving the taxidermied otter fall under beastiality, necrophilia, or just masturbation on account of that thing being mostly wire mesh and filler at this point? Yes hello, it falls under the crime of masturbation, glad to be of service!
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 16:51 |
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MackAddie posted:Dress it up for every holiday. a neighbor of mine has a crow statue on the stump outside her house. She dresses it up for holidays and it's super cute. A little santa hat, a sheet with eye holes cut in it, bunny ears, etc.
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 16:52 |
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PinheadSlim posted:I'd like to hear the arguments that it's not all three of those at the same time Well you see bestiality is an animal welfare crime that only applies to living animals, and this isn't even a dead animal it's just an animal skin so kind of like humping a teddy bear. Necrophilia is a violation of rights only afforded to human corpses; you may compare the ritual stuffing of turkey butts on Thanksgiving. Thus it falls under masturbation: The criminal act of pleasuring one's own person sexually.
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Mooey Cow posted:Well you see bestiality is an animal welfare crime that only applies to living animals, and this isn't even a dead animal it's just an animal skin so kind of like humping a teddy bear. Necrophilia is a violation of rights only afforded to human corpses; you may compare the ritual stuffing of turkey butts on Thanksgiving. Thus it falls under masturbation: The criminal act of pleasuring one's own person sexually. Okay but now I'm left with an even weirder question If the victim being dead changes things then does that mean if someone fucks their dead dad it isn't incest? What if you just hosed your dead dads stuffed skin? Is that just masturbation? I have so many questions
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