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Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Chewbecca posted:

Take it to landmarks in your local area and take pics of it. Make it an Instagram account and make it a bonifide Instagram influencer making money from sponsored posts..
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Then gently caress it

Also make an Onlyfans page where sickos can pay big bux for pics of the otter in a bikini

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hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

$100 loonies!? What is that....like...300 usd

its like 50 bucks its the other way around

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Does it smell? It looks like it would smell.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Piggy Smalls posted:

Does it smell? It looks like it would smell.

its nose bits were removed during the taxidermy process

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
Put in a perspex side and turn it into an ant farm.
It'll get infested anyway, might as well enjoy it.

Vinny Possum
Sep 21, 2015

THUNDERDOME LOSER

MettleRamiel posted:



What the gently caress am I supposed to do with this thing?

Really hosed up to talk about your kid like that, jfc.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

MettleRamiel posted:

What the gently caress am I supposed to do with this thing?

Name him Marvin if m, or her Daphne if f.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Turn on your monitor lol

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


MettleRamiel posted:



I only have regular glasses and imgur keeps flipping the image

Can we get a little Hawaiian shirt for him too?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
that thing rules. the teeth are kind of off putting though, i'd rather a happy otter

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Paging our resident taxidermist to the thread

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


Buy it a friend. Don't let it get lonely :(

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Nice beaver! :monocle:

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


Mooey Cow posted:

Nice beaver! :monocle:

Thanks! I just had it stuffed.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


I rate it 4/5 cum lions, op

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Yeah, get anotter one, OP. The more, the merrier

uguu
Mar 9, 2014

Congrats on getting married op.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
lol she wants a divorce

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
im not saying its a mod challenge but you gotta gently caress that thing op

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

im not saying its a mod challenge but you gotta gently caress that thing op

You also didn't not say it so

Sapper
Mar 8, 2003




Dinosaur Gum

hakimashou posted:

its like 50 bucks its the other way around

No, that was back in the old days. Before the Fall.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Broke: Cum vase
Woke: Cum Otter

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
That was actually a really good deal, you got a steal on that otter.

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
What's his name op

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

We need an otter and Forklin adventure.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Attach it to a drone and fly it, op

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
you otter return it

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020

by Athanatos

gary oldmans diary posted:

youre dirt people now op. best get to diggin a mud hole in the back yard and putting up wood panel wallpaper in the tv room

I'll have you know that wood is coming back

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Start moving it around the house and insist to your wife that you never touched it

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Colonel Cancer posted:

Paging our resident taxidermist to the thread

I collect, don't do it myself

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Pick posted:

I collect, don't do it myself

Wow you've really shattered my image of you for the worse.

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006


children are a blessing, OP

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Colonel Cancer posted:

Wow you've really shattered my image of you for the worse.

well the vast majority is from before my birth so it would have been pretty tough

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Pick posted:

That was actually a really good deal, you got a steal on that otter.

Really? The mouth seems wrong and ugly

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
So would loving the taxidermied otter fall under beastiality, necrophilia, or just masturbation on account of that thing being mostly wire mesh and filler at this point?

Paging our resident sex-crimes lawyer to this thread

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

I'd like to hear the arguments that it's not all three of those at the same time

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

ChickenHeart posted:

So would loving the taxidermied otter fall under beastiality, necrophilia, or just masturbation on account of that thing being mostly wire mesh and filler at this point?

Paging our resident sex-crimes lawyer to this thread

Yes hello, it falls under the crime of masturbation, glad to be of service!

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat

MackAddie posted:

Dress it up for every holiday.

a neighbor of mine has a crow statue on the stump outside her house. She dresses it up for holidays and it's super cute. A little santa hat, a sheet with eye holes cut in it, bunny ears, etc.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

PinheadSlim posted:

I'd like to hear the arguments that it's not all three of those at the same time

Well you see bestiality is an animal welfare crime that only applies to living animals, and this isn't even a dead animal it's just an animal skin so kind of like humping a teddy bear. Necrophilia is a violation of rights only afforded to human corpses; you may compare the ritual stuffing of turkey butts on Thanksgiving. Thus it falls under masturbation: The criminal act of pleasuring one's own person sexually.

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Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Mooey Cow posted:

Well you see bestiality is an animal welfare crime that only applies to living animals, and this isn't even a dead animal it's just an animal skin so kind of like humping a teddy bear. Necrophilia is a violation of rights only afforded to human corpses; you may compare the ritual stuffing of turkey butts on Thanksgiving. Thus it falls under masturbation: The criminal act of pleasuring one's own person sexually.

Okay but now I'm left with an even weirder question

If the victim being dead changes things then does that mean if someone fucks their dead dad it isn't incest? What if you just hosed your dead dads stuffed skin? Is that just masturbation? I have so many questions

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