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clammy
Nov 25, 2004



this is a thread for you to just get it all out and gently caress everyone, gently caress you, gently caress me, gently caress whatever. just unload. go gently caress yourself, and your mom, and your dad. only negative emotions allowed here. be toxic

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Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Doctor Rope

gently caress you is who I am!

clammy
Nov 25, 2004



Katamari Democracy posted:

gently caress you is who I am!

gently caress who you are!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Suck me off till I fart. Randy as hell I start to pee on your toenails, a month goes by and the fungus start puffing out, I'm like, what's that disgusting poo poo on your feet? You say that's from me pissing on your drat rear end toenails. I deny it, absolute bullshit I say, gaslighting bastard. I start throwing things around the room, poo poo is getting busted up, the TV sputters static as a mallet strikes it in the middle of playing our favorite televangelist. I get extremely pissed off because now the TV is broken, I can't see the number to donate to the church. I start pissing on your toes again and you're like no it's only going to make it worse, a month later it's true, your toenails got fungus the size of softballs blasting out from under them. In fact, the toenails are gone, it's just orbs of fungus. I say disgusting, absolutely vile, you filthy piece of poo poo. We divorce, now I have no money or income to give money to my favorite televangelist, you have ruined my life, I will never forget this.

clammy
Nov 25, 2004



lol katamari democracy, more like katamari never made a good game in the last decade acy

clammy
Nov 25, 2004



FUUUUUUUUCK the world

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Doctor Rope

clammy posted:

lol katamari democracy, more like katamari never made a good game in the last decade acy

Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005



clammy posted:

FUUUUUUUUCK the world

I tried that once but I didn't even get the whole way across the park where the Hobos sleep.

clammy
Nov 25, 2004



Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Suck me off till I fart. Randy as hell I start to pee on your toenails, a month goes by and the fungus start puffing out, I'm like, what's that disgusting poo poo on your feet? You say that's from me pissing on your drat rear end toenails. I deny it, absolute bullshit I say, gaslighting bastard. I start throwing things around the room, poo poo is getting busted up, the TV sputters static as a mallet strikes it in the middle of playing our favorite televangelist. I get extremely pissed off because now the TV is broken, I can't see the number to donate to the church. I start pissing on your toes again and you're like no it's only going to make it worse, a month later it's true, your toenails got fungus the size of softballs blasting out from under them. In fact, the toenails are gone, it's just orbs of fungus. I say disgusting, absolutely vile, you filthy piece of poo poo. We divorce, now I have no money or income to give money to my favorite televangelist, you have ruined my life, I will never forget this.

good poo poo except go gently caress yourself. you think you got it bad? haha, well gently caress you your majesty, living in your ivory tower where you have things like "TVs" and "churches" to donate stuff to. talk to me when you aren't some kinda elitist entitled rat fucker fuckin gently caress. gently caress YOU

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

Party Time! Be excellent to each other.



The cutest lil crocheted pink clam tells me to gently caress off??
Well I never

Suck it, sonny

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


An old hag appears on your doorstep, you open the door, she asks "What's that straight rear end bullshit?" she says as she points to your sports memorabilia collection. "The Redskins?" she says, "That's some straight rear end poo poo, pathetically hetero." She forces her way past you and enters your house even as you protest, she picks up your favorite Redskins hat, "Just absolutely straight, just really disgusting is what it is." she says. She walks up to your Alexander Smith and Dwayne Haskins commemorative jerseys you bought for three hundo each, you start to stammer, terrified of the old crone and her hexing ways, but your useless pleas go unheard by the near-deaf hag. She drags her razor sharp talons across the jerseys, shredding them, "Absurdly hetero, just the most pathetic thing I've ever seen, there's no sense to it, none at all." The jerseys are nothing but scraps now, fluttering down to the floor out of her gnarled hands, you are openly weeping, she makes her way to the door. "I can't handle it, it's total crap, it is. It's a load of baloney, all this straight crap. Stupid." She vanishes to the night as you sob curled up on your living room floor.

clammy
Nov 25, 2004



like a night hag needs you caring about sports to pwn you. go gently caress yourself. baba yaga be like "ooooh so you live ina housey house and you wittle bebeh sad about stayin in you housey house. well gently caress off bitch i live in a tree with legs"

clammy
Nov 25, 2004



to newcomers in this thread: gently caress YOU

JesusLovesRonwell
Aug 12, 2004

I want to touch my Rosalina-sama all over~

<3<3<3


No, gently caress YOU

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds


:0


>:0

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Hell Gem

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Suck me off till I fart.
it would be over before it began

clammy
Nov 25, 2004



JesusLovesRonwell posted:

No, gently caress YOU

seeing your post is the mental equivalent of stepping on a lego in bare feet on the stairs in the middle of the night

JesusLovesRonwell
Aug 12, 2004

I want to touch my Rosalina-sama all over~

<3<3<3


Goddamn, shut the gently caress up already

Jesus-loving-Christ

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Doctor Rope

I got a big gently caress you for you.

Voted. 1.

clammy
Nov 25, 2004



JesusLovesRonwell posted:

Goddamn, shut the gently caress up already

Jesus-loving-Christ

gently caress YUO

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

Party Time! Be excellent to each other.



Katamari Democracy posted:

I got a big gently caress you for you.

Voted. 1.

Voted 5 to counteract your 1

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Doctor Rope

Spinz posted:

Voted 5 to counteract your 1

Damnit!

clammy
Nov 25, 2004




uwu de wittle bebeh wikes painting minis for de wittle dnd well guess waht gently caress wad, you're about as useless as a 5e ranger so GO gently caress YOURSELF

clammy
Nov 25, 2004



Spinz posted:

Voted 5 to counteract your 1

thank you, and gently caress you as well

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005




ill piss on your boner bitch

clammy
Nov 25, 2004



BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

ill piss on your boner bitch

i bet you would, i just bet you would. unfortunately i'm not your uncle, uncel fucker! gently caress YOU

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

Woah! Wtf!

clammy
Nov 25, 2004



i hope you all contract a disease thats worse than covid, but it takes like a year before you even know you have it and it makes your skin rot off. go gently caress yourself

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005




eat poo poo rear end fucker! and if you dont i will bitch.

Maguro
Apr 24, 2006

Why is the sun always bullying me?

put sticks and twigs inside my PUSSAY haha

nice to see everyone and gently caress OFF!

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

Party Time! Be excellent to each other.



clammy posted:

i hope you all contract a disease thats worse than covid, but it takes like a year before you even know you have it and it makes your skin rot off. go gently caress yourself

In the meantime that disease protects me from Covid and I have the best year of my life

Totally worth it
Thanks!!! Pffftt

clammy
Nov 25, 2004



BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

eat poo poo rear end fucker! and if you dont i will bitch.


gently caress your angsty hyperbole parsed through text formatting. lol the 90s called, they want their performative angst back. go gently caress yourself

Maguro
Apr 24, 2006

Why is the sun always bullying me?

gently caress GOD! last time I EVER pray to him

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )

You guys are being super rude right now

clammy
Nov 25, 2004



Maguro posted:

gently caress GOD! last time I EVER pray to him

uwu im a wittle bitch pwayin to gawd HAHAHAH you just now found out there is no god?!?!?!?!111 NOOB ALERT LMAO

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


loving piss in my a-hole. Freaking loving do it. I'm gonna tear the drywall of my home apart and start stuffing it into my freaking loving peehole. I scream in agony. Is this what you wanted bitch?

clammy
Nov 25, 2004



Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

loving piss in my a-hole. Freaking loving do it. I'm gonna tear the drywall of my home apart and start stuffing it into my freaking loving peehole. I scream in agony. Is this what you wanted bitch?

you wouldnt dare. you dont have the stones to stuff gypsum into your urethra you scared little bitch. go ahead and try. i'll laugh in advance at your hubris, you little cock goblin. gently caress YOU

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005




i will go gently caress myself for pennies on the dollar. this is a offer you simply can not refuse. my pms are open.

clammy
Nov 25, 2004



BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

i will go gently caress myself for pennies on the dollar. this is a offer you simply can not refuse. my pms are open.

i'll give you a quarter to gently caress yourself twenty five times, which is an odd number so hopefully at the end you'll be facing away from me so i can kick you in the rear end and tell you to gently caress OFF

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Solvent
Jan 24, 2013

These Words Hold Not Truth
Evident For All To See
This Hand Wears No Ring


College Slice

HOLY poo poo PISS TAPE IS REAL!!!

https://apple.news/AB5VDyaxlSFS4284LftUeCA

gently caress YOU MOTHERFUCKER I HOPE PEOPLE SEE IT!!

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