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this is a thread for you to just get it all out and gently caress everyone, gently caress you, gently caress me, gently caress whatever. just unload. go gently caress yourself, and your mom, and your dad. only negative emotions allowed here. be toxic
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Katamari Democracy posted:gently caress you is who I am! gently caress who you are!
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Aug 14, 2020 07:47
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lol katamari democracy, more like katamari never made a good game in the last decade acy
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Aug 14, 2020 07:49
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FUUUUUUUUCK the world
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Suck me off till I fart. Randy as hell I start to pee on your toenails, a month goes by and the fungus start puffing out, I'm like, what's that disgusting poo poo on your feet? You say that's from me pissing on your drat rear end toenails. I deny it, absolute bullshit I say, gaslighting bastard. I start throwing things around the room, poo poo is getting busted up, the TV sputters static as a mallet strikes it in the middle of playing our favorite televangelist. I get extremely pissed off because now the TV is broken, I can't see the number to donate to the church. I start pissing on your toes again and you're like no it's only going to make it worse, a month later it's true, your toenails got fungus the size of softballs blasting out from under them. In fact, the toenails are gone, it's just orbs of fungus. I say disgusting, absolutely vile, you filthy piece of poo poo. We divorce, now I have no money or income to give money to my favorite televangelist, you have ruined my life, I will never forget this. good poo poo except go gently caress yourself. you think you got it bad? haha, well gently caress you your majesty, living in your ivory tower where you have things like "TVs" and "churches" to donate stuff to. talk to me when you aren't some kinda elitist entitled rat fucker fuckin gently caress. gently caress YOU
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Aug 14, 2020 07:53
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like a night hag needs you caring about sports to pwn you. go gently caress yourself. baba yaga be like "ooooh so you live ina housey house and you wittle bebeh sad about stayin in you housey house. well gently caress off bitch i live in a tree with legs"
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Aug 14, 2020 08:00
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to newcomers in this thread: gently caress YOU
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Aug 14, 2020 08:03
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JesusLovesRonwell posted:No, gently caress YOU seeing your post is the mental equivalent of stepping on a lego in bare feet on the stairs in the middle of the night
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Aug 14, 2020 08:08
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JesusLovesRonwell posted:Goddamn, shut the gently caress up already gently caress YUO
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Aug 14, 2020 08:13
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GIRL BRAINS posted::0 uwu de wittle bebeh wikes painting minis for de wittle dnd well guess waht gently caress wad, you're about as useless as a 5e ranger so GO gently caress YOURSELF
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Aug 14, 2020 08:16
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Spinz posted:Voted 5 to counteract your 1 thank you, and gently caress you as well
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:ill piss on your boner bitch i bet you would, i just bet you would. unfortunately i'm not your uncle, uncel fucker! gently caress YOU
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Aug 14, 2020 08:19
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i hope you all contract a disease thats worse than covid, but it takes like a year before you even know you have it and it makes your skin rot off. go gently caress yourself
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:eat poo poo rear end fucker! and if you dont i will bitch. gently caress your angsty hyperbole parsed through text formatting. lol the 90s called, they want their performative angst back. go gently caress yourself
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Aug 14, 2020 08:25
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Maguro posted:gently caress GOD! last time I EVER pray to him uwu im a wittle bitch pwayin to gawd HAHAHAH you just now found out there is no god?!?!?!?!111 NOOB ALERT LMAO
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:loving piss in my a-hole. Freaking loving do it. I'm gonna tear the drywall of my home apart and start stuffing it into my freaking loving peehole. I scream in agony. Is this what you wanted bitch? you wouldnt dare. you dont have the stones to stuff gypsum into your urethra you scared little bitch. go ahead and try. i'll laugh in advance at your hubris, you little cock goblin. gently caress YOU
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:i will go gently caress myself for pennies on the dollar. this is a offer you simply can not refuse. my pms are open. i'll give you a quarter to gently caress yourself twenty five times, which is an odd number so hopefully at the end you'll be facing away from me so i can kick you in the rear end and tell you to gently caress OFF
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Gaynalex (Gay anal sex) leave it to you to take something beautiful and wholesome between two consenting adults and turn it into a hosed up acronym. GO gently caress OFF YOURSELF
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Mozi posted:what a strange game - the only way to win is to go gently caress yourself
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haha welcome to my reverse honeypot, sweetiepies! get ready to be loved unconditionally!
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Katamari Democracy posted:gently caress you is who I am! you're a wonderful human and i, too love the game in your name. Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Suck me off till I fart. [etc etc...] You have good taste in video games. Frankenstyle posted:I tried that once but I didn't even get the whole way across the park where the Hobos sleep. Baby yoda av is so uwu but in a good way. Spinz posted:The cutest lil crocheted pink clam tells me to gently caress off?? right back atcha, ya little megaphone scatter plot cutie pie! Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:An old hag appears on your doorstep, you open the door, she asks "What's that straight rear end bullshit?" she says as she points to your sports memorabilia collection. "The Redskins?" she says, "That's some straight rear end poo poo, pathetically hetero." She forces her way past you and enters your house even as you protest, she picks up your favorite Redskins hat, "Just absolutely straight, just really disgusting is what it is." she says. She walks up to your Alexander Smith and Dwayne Haskins commemorative jerseys you bought for three hundo each, you start to stammer, terrified of the old crone and her hexing ways, but your useless pleas go unheard by the near-deaf hag. She drags her razor sharp talons across the jerseys, shredding them, "Absurdly hetero, just the most pathetic thing I've ever seen, there's no sense to it, none at all." The jerseys are nothing but scraps now, fluttering down to the floor out of her gnarled hands, you are openly weeping, she makes her way to the door. "I can't handle it, it's total crap, it is. It's a load of baloney, all this straight crap. Stupid." She vanishes to the night as you sob curled up on your living room floor. quoted in its entirety bc lol JesusLovesRonwell posted:No, gently caress YOU <3<3<3 GIRL BRAINS posted::0 the gods may be small birds, but you've pecked your way into my heart and layed an egg there gary oldmans diary posted:it would be over before it began look how clever you are, you precious little gem! BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:ill piss on your boner bitch with your fists you have (metaphorically, on your keyboard) pounded a heart-shaped indentation into my very tits ShortyMR.CAT posted:Woah! Wtf! there's nothing apathetic about me sticking my lips on my computer monitor and kissing you right on the av. MMWWAA!! and here's a pat on the head for the road *pat* Maguro posted:put sticks and twigs inside my PUSSAY haha if i ever threw you shade, it was only to stop the sun from bullying you, love Chewbecca posted:You guys are being super rude right now the world can't always be rainbows and kittens. unless you're there, that is Solvent posted:HOLY poo poo PISS TAPE IS REAL!!! i don't get you at all, which makes me love you even more Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:indistinguishable from all the other threads it's quite distinguished now that you're posting in it. humblebrag all you want; it will never be inexplicable to me Jellidelic posted:gently caress everysingle cop and gently caress nypd in particular and yet you've arrested my heart and tazed my very soul with your goodness Chemical Shift posted:Hey buddy the jerk store called turns out they're running out of you you're a diligent message taker, and that makes you worth a million jerks how can someone who likes sports be smart and handsome? idk but here you are, and here we all are Mooey Cow posted:gently caress me?! gently caress YOU, buddy!!! the only beef i have is with anyone who tries to stop me from reading your posts! i would totally have a cow if they did! no bullshit! pop fly to McGillicutty posted:gently caress you this much Mack was one of the first catchers to position himself directly behind home plate instead of in front of the backstop. According to Wilbert Robinson, "Mack never was mean ... [but] if you had any soft spot, Connie would find it. He could do and say things that got more under your skin than the cuss words used by other catchers." In addition to verbally needling batters to distract them, he developed skills such as blocking the plate to prevent base runners from scoring and faking the sound of a foul tip. (He was probably responsible for the 1891 rule change requiring that a batter must have two strikes against him in order to be called out if the catcher caught a foul tip.)[18] Besides tipping bats to fake the sound of a foul tip, Mack became adept at tipping bats to throw off the hitter's swing. ("Tipping" a bat is to brush it with the catcher's mitt as the batter swings, either delaying the swing or putting it off course, so that the batter misses the ball or doesn't hit it solidly. If the umpire is aware that a bat has been tipped, whether intentionally or unintentionally, he calls catcher's interference.) Mack never denied such tricks: "Farmer Weaver was a catcher-outfielder for Louisville. I tipped his bat several times when he had two strikes on him one year, and each time the umpire called him out. He got even, though. One time there were two strikes on him and he swung as the pitch was coming in. But he didn't swing at the ball. He swung right at my wrists. Sometimes I think I can still feel the pain. I'll tell you I didn't tip his bat again. No, sir, not until the last game of the season and Weaver was at bat for the last time. When he had two strikes, I tipped his bat again and got away with it." what an interesting namesake. maybe that's not the reference you intended, but interesting as hell, nonetheless Colonel Cancer posted:In a gently caress you for gently caress you world everyone gets hosed spoken like a true colonel of cancer, which is why from now on when people say cancer is bad, i will say "oh contraire, hate contradict you but as it happens, cancer is good" Saalkin posted:Wait is this the sick rear end slam poetry thread? that is a great rack. that's america's rack. spatial trait posted:You think I'm reading any of this poo poo, pal? Lemme tell you something: I have a short attention span and low comprehension. [etc etc...] well you've certainly grabbed my attention. my love for you defies comprehension nut posted:hey you have a great sense of humor Mozi posted:top o' the go gently caress yourself to ya you're also very funny Sid Vicious posted:im offended you're also brave and noble, and good looking BastardAus posted:JESUS gently caress YOU FUCKSTICK DUMB ARSE MARFUKKIN poo poo HOLE oval office SLAP cheers m8, love you as well Blow posted:gently caress all the cunts that harsh my day. you'll never be probated from my heart my dog died im sad posted:I love you all. same Ghosty posted:Why gently caress me 😢 *hugz* Hattie Masters posted:i'm very tired and as such all i can say is eat my entire rear end, world. i won't eat your rear end, but only because the world needs an rear end like yours in it HugeGrossBurrito posted:OH YEAH OP WELLL FUCKK YOUUU you're actually a well-proportioned, appetizing burrito Mozi posted:what a strange game - the only way to win is to go gently caress yourself double quoting you because lol Junk posted:i hate you and yet i'm giving you love in return  kntfkr posted:eat poo poo and die op you've misspelled oval office fucker for your name; i think it's because you lacked the conviction when you chose it because deep down you know that you are not a oval office fucker but rather a beautiful individual who deserves to be loved. Manic Mailman posted:OP I never liked you but today you have Totally unfucked yourself! i never knew you until today and i just want to kiss your face MackAddie posted:Can't we all just gently caress and get along? yes. i'm running out of steam here, but i love you buddy DICKLORD BONE posted:No YOU shut the gently caress up Dad!!! i love you, and i'm proud of you dirty shrimp money posted:man gently caress you too OP, who the gently caress asked you anyway i want to gather you up in my shrimp net of love and boil you in affection Mrs. Sexual posted:gently caress derechos i hope you and yours are okay in this trying time and i'm sorry about your boat and trees Nigmaetcetera posted:gently caress you mom I like to drink and smoke dope and cigs stop ridin me some say that if the universe is flat, it may be infinite, but it could be finite if it's shaped like a torus, or donut. anyway, i love you. Motherfucker posted:And gently caress you too buddy!! the only mother i want to (consensually) gently caress is yours, but in a wholesome, dan-savage-"ggg" way, as my way of saying thanks to her for creating you dsf posted:gently caress THE WORLD you are the land baron of my heart, and all my ventricles peasants of your fiefdom the only junk i see looking at you is an ancient chinese junk (it's a big rear end sailboat) that is sailing through the waters of my love Chinatown posted:ey whoa gently caress you pal yes yes love you NEXT poverty goat, you can stay safe in my dreams where i love you forever i don't even care if you murdered Crusty Cyclops, i still love you kumba posted:ur fukken ded what a cute little av. you're something special! xoxoxo Laslow posted:Pretend I posted a YouTube of some lame limp bizkit song. Thread’s not worth the actual effort. i gotta have FAIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH that one day you'll understand how much i love you yikes! posted:bless your heart right back atcha! mom and dad fight a lot posted:OP, I heard you want to gently caress me pm deets! mng posted:gently caress you. you know who you are MMMMWAAA right on the kisser Outrail posted:gently caress off clammy ya loving gently caress. https://www.yogtube.com/watch?v=jtLCMVtyxqU my dog died im sad posted:You are all beautiful people with so much to contribute to the world. i'm sorry about your dog. *hugz* my heaven will be a big heaven / when you walk in through the front door i'll do a good job cleaning up the place if you promise just to love me and not send me into spa-aace Floodixor posted:hey hey my friend you're great pixaal posted:duck duckity duck duck duck i need about tree fitty hugs from you Happy Hippo posted:Grab ya glocks, when you see Tupac [etc etc...] i want to live in your spiderverse Rad-daddio posted:Paging Literally a Person to the thread so I can wax eloquent about their numerous and aggressive venereal diseases. you are 100% rad and that's no lie gyrotachometer posted:gently caress off my heart's tachometer is in the red every time i see you post, because of all my good feelings i get Strumpie posted:this is just the 'get real angry' thread again op i think i did you already, but whatever, hey you're awesome Blow posted:I don't recall that from the Bible, but next time I'm drunk and stoned up the street getting approached and waylaid by Christians spreading the gospel I might say that if you don't mind. your wind blows through my uhh heart i guess HOT BREAD! posted:As Fred Durst once said, i already did a limp biz thing for someone else so uhhh i want to slather the butter of my love all over you cda posted:lol i huggeth thee Literally A Person posted:Cute thread, OP. not as cute as you! ikanreed posted:Thank you. you're quite welcome, love Pontificating rear end posted:t f did u say to me little bitch i said HEEEYYYEEYYEYYYEEHEEEYYY HEEEYYEEYYYEEEYY. I SAID HEY. YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD The Rage posted:gently caress me yourself you coward!!!! Okie dokie! i think your tubesteak is very big and impressive KrunkMcGrunk posted:No, gently caress you buddy i'm punch krunk on how much i love you CaptainSarcastic posted:Luckily I am well-stocked for GIFs. i'll always remember how great you are, and i love you
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gently caress the Police!
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JesusLovesRonwell posted:Fuckin lil bitch oooooh you just want some more hugz! *hug hug hug*
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