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Chewbecca

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Not challenging, not painful, but actually impossible?




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Chewbecca

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Chewbecca fucked around with this message at 11:39 on Aug 14, 2020




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Chrs


the sun

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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Your past self.

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )

Chrs posted:

the sun

Wrong. It's painful, but not impossible

And you'd only be able to do it one time




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Chewbecca

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Your past self.

Wrong, when you're jacking off you're loving your past self in the past




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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Chewbecca posted:

Wrong, when you're jacking off you're loving your past self in the past

I disagree. That's present and future. Unless you have some kind of technology the rest of us aren't aware of yet

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I disagree. That's present and future. Unless you have some kind of technology the rest of us aren't aware of yet

I'm Australian and we live in the future, we've got access to magic you couldn't begin to comprehend




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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Chewbecca posted:

I'm Australian and we live in the future, we've got access to magic you couldn't begin to comprehend

Buddy. I live in Japan. I'm in the future but I also have a robobidet

Chewbecca

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Buddy. I live in Japan. I'm in the future but I also have a robobidet

Which is a thing you can gently caress

Check and mate




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nut


the police, it seems


god bless the cda

frump truck
this is my text


you cannot gently caress a Virtual Corn Dog

google THIS


A Möbius strip, it has no top or bottom, inside or outside, and such orientational data is necessary for definable loving

So even if you think you're loving it, and even if you have a thoroughly satisfying experience and it calls you back for seconds and you end up having a lasting and passionate marriage and several children, it still doesn't count

Chewbecca

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nut posted:

the police, it seems

We need to try harder!




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frump truck posted:

you cannot gently caress a Virtual Corn Dog

Wrong

Thank you, next




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google THIS posted:

A Möbius strip, it has no top or bottom, inside or outside, and such orientational data is necessary for definable loving

So even if you think you're loving it, and even if you have a thoroughly satisfying experience and it calls you back for seconds and you end up having a lasting and passionate marriage and several children, it still doesn't count

I hooked up with a Mobius strip in college

It went both ways




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cda

could god make a person so hot he couldn't gently caress them


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Chewbecca

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could god make a wap so gushy he would have to get Noah out of retirement?




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watho
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Chewbecca posted:

Wrong. It's painful, but not impossible

And you'd only be able to do it one time

you would atomize long before you could touch it



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cda

watho posted:

you would atomize long before you could touch it

speak for yoruself


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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation

the kantian noumena seems like it would be pretty hard to gently caress




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magic cactus posted:

the kantian noumena seems like it would be pretty hard to gently caress

everybody always says that but they don't know what they're talking about

Bacon Taco

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I would think the event horizon of a black hole would prevent your dick from ever being able to actually penetrate the black hole itself. But hey, I'm not an astronomer, so give it a shot if you want to and report back in 2 billion years!



magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation

cda posted:

everybody always says that but they don't know what they're talking about

little known fact: ding-am-sich was actually a translation error. the correct term is actually ding-am-dick. kant was a very horny old man.




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frump truck
this is my text


what about qualia
i feel like qualia would be pretty hard to gently caress

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

You Can't gently caress That On Television

google THIS


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

You Can't gently caress That On Television

D'iiiiiiiiii hosed that

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.


you can try to gently caress the tao, but to do so only degrades it so that it is no longer the tao, so in that sense you can never *truly* gently caress the tao


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Prof. Crocodile posted:

you can try to gently caress the tao, but to do so only degrades it so that it is no longer the tao, so in that sense you can never *truly* gently caress the tao

By that logic I present you this: a virgin

alnilam

Postin in the springtime



you can gently caress The Girls Who gently caress For Free, but you can't gently caress the monetary payment you give to them, because it is impossible to pay them



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Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

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Chewbecca posted:

Wrong, when you're jacking off you're loving your past self in the past

My retirement portfolio disagrees with you.

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.


google THIS posted:

By that logic I present you this: a virgin


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ASAPRockySituation


Despite the suggestions, I do not believe I can gently caress myself and dammit I’ve tried.

TheAardvark


anything less than 2 thrusts isn't a gently caress that's just you putting your dick in something

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



Bacon Taco posted:

I would think the event horizon of a black hole would prevent your dick from ever being able to actually penetrate the black hole itself. But hey, I'm not an astronomer, so give it a shot if you want to and report back in 2 billion years!

To the outside observer, you would never gently caress ther black hole, but it's possible that the gently caress information would reach the singularity.

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google THIS posted:

By that logic I present you this: a virgin



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