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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


I will be a heretic for you tommu

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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


Born on a mountain (of wolves)

Raised in a cave (by wolves)

Space truckin' and fuckin' is all I crave (not wolves tho)

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


Scientastic posted:

I am the most boring type of Space Marine, I am just a shade of blue

Just vote for yourself and end your awful existence.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


Something something BEET something.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


1) My name is Anidav
2) I am a janitor
3) I have been playing mafia since the dawn of man
4) My meta is winning
5) My favourite 90s kids cartoon is Anime
6) My role alignment in this game is Winner of The Game

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


Bifauxnen posted:

The gently caress you got against Sailor Moon, birch

##vote Rarity

Pokemon is the true 90s kids Cheeze TV show.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


1) My name is Hambeet
2) I am a bad man
3) I have been playing mafia since they let me in
4) My meta is hambeet
5) My favourite 90s kids cartoon is not Anime
6) My role alignment in this game is bad man

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


hambeet posted:

the eye of terror is leaking again

big weaping brown eye of terror

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


I am Beet.

Hear me play Fortnite.

Pew pew.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


H E R E S Y

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


What if Alpharius Omegon is just two kids in a trenchcoat?

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


Australian Humalong isn't really Australian?!?!?!?!

MY GOD

MY GOD

OOOOOOOH MAH GOD

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


Mr. Humalong posted:

im posting from chadstone now, mate

Chaaaadddyyy

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
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AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


1) My name is AUSTRALIAN Humalong
2) I am a true blue Australian mates
3) I have been playing mafia since the Bikie Wars of 1982
4) My meta is making music, making songs and fightin' round the world
5) My favourite 90s kids cartoon is Blinky Bill
6) My role alignment in this game is true blue Chadstonite mates

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


Bifauxnen posted:

Morning all?

Morning All.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


1) My name is Scientastic
2) I am a trying to be meta on day 1
3) I have been playing mafia since too fuckin' long
4) My meta is serious posts only
5) My favourite 90s kids cartoon is cartoons are for children
6) My role alignment in this game is scumhunter extreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


1) My name is Rarity
2) I am a person who made this thing that is now an over used meme post
3) I have been playing mafia since yesterday
4) My meta is professional shitposting to get wins
5) My favourite 90s kids cartoon is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
6) My role alignment in this game is pro-meme post creator

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


Bifauxnen posted:

I agree that Gridlocked has done nothing but post random junk, but I do recall the last Auspol game I played with him ended up with him being easily mislunched for it as town.

not to interrupt my own gimick but i'm pretty sure I survived to the end didn't I?

Wait no I survived to like the final 8 or something

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
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AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


DGK2000 posted:

The final 5 were better, we should airlock you.

1) My name is DGK2000
2) I am a person who has been in every mafia game Gridlocked has ever played
3) I have been playing mafia since forever apperntly
4) My meta is getting taken out mid game
5) My favourite 90s kids cartoon is DOCTOR TRAN
6) My role alignment in this game is playing Among Us while occasionally popping in to the thread to sass people.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


hambeet posted:

also holy poo poo gridlocked is in this game?

I sassed you earlier mate

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


Bifauxnen posted:

Hm maybe it was two Auspol games ago, could've sworn we stitched you up when I was scum that time,well whatever I definitely remember you getting a bunch of heat as town for this kinda thing

I did. Was fun.

I also trusted in Birdstrike and then backstabbed him because he's dodgy aye.

Also Liquid Anidav.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves



this looks like anime

ANIBIRB!

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


I'll vote for whoever daddy beet tells me to vote for

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


How can you mislynch on day 1?

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


##vote bifauxnen

I'll contribute how I wanna contribute in d1

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


hambeet posted:

you did good son

Thanks dad.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


Morning all.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


Mr. Humalong posted:

Ello, got any reads?

Cmon man you know I don't know how to read.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


The post below me is my amazing Ng analysis of this day 1 meta crap. Look how smart I am being a wizard:

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


hambeet posted:

I shake it up every game.

My latest goto is that I keep a running list of people in my head (or in notepad) that I have a bad gut feel about. Then if I feel stuck I'll pick one of those from that list (usually the one with the fewest posts because I'm lazy) and try to drum up a case on them. Sometimes there's a case, sometimes there isn't.

Thanks dad.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


Mr. Humalong posted:

I clicked "forgot password" on games for windows live and the site it opens no longer exists

put it in h

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


Mr. Humalong posted:

lol the americans are gonna be pissed when they wake up and see all this poo poo

Frankly I'm pissed off already with all this "text" and "reads" and "scum hunting"

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


Asphyxious posted:

Do you want to win?
Yes

Do you want to destroy all scum?
I mean yes assuming I'm not scum myself.


What will you sacrifice to achieve your goals?
Everyone including myself obviously.


Grade me please.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


So the hammer is in about 12 hours which I will most likely be out of action for.

There has been a lot of poo poo posting (including 100% of my content) and jockeying for position over the course of this Day 1. I personally believe scum hunting on Day 1 shitposts is basically just an application of meta, which while viable data on a personal level, doesn't mean poo poo to me because I barely know you people.

Example:

Bifauxnen posted:

When Toal is posting a bunch and sounding super scummy as always, they often turn out to be town.

When they're lying low and not posting enough to actively ping my scumdar, that's when you really gotta watch out.

That's great but IDK if Bif is telling the truth as a long time mafia player who drew town this game. Or if Bif is pulling bullshit out of her rear end to try and throw suspicion on some poor sap.

I prefer to get a lynch and some night actions in to let me play with more cards in my hand before I begin to put more effort in.

Probability says that the bandwagoning on sandnavyguy (as of this post) will result in an unfortunate town flip so I am torn between joining in to feel security with my vote going towards getting me some info. Or to stick with my vote which is currently on Bif (I say now out that it's for 0 actual reasons and I just picked a target to have a go at but, I will leave it up to you peeps individually to determine if I am lying here or not).

I'm gonna hold off on deciding if I wanna flip targets till I go to bed.

Now I am sure people will be saying "But Asslocked you haven't posted any reads on people." And that is 100% correct. I haven't posted reads. As stated above I dislike and also don't have the meta knowledge required to pull magical theories, the only thing I have is a lot of people arguing using meta and jokes which is hard to read with out the meta data. Do you see the recursive loop? Yeah.

I promise I will do reads in the future, assuming I don't go out like a a coward day 1. So until I decide to flip or not flip I guess I will see you nice goons in Day 2, or maybe in Night 1 if someone decides to knock on my door and pay a visit.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


Bifauxnen posted:

As for Gridlocked - meta does often play a big part in D1 casing cause people don't have much else to go on yet. Or even as people's posts and reactions do start trickling in, people will keep judging them in the context of meta, cause we don't have any results yet to point to. (Oh look, that post must've been helping that scum, or thtlat mislunch, etc)

The scales will naturally start to tip as the flips come in, and we can start to see people's records. But meta doesn't have to be the only thing you comment on D1. I didn't need any meta on binus to still say "hey why didn't you vote me then". And the people getting impatient with Gaspy rn aren't familiar with his meta, so they're just diving right in to ask what the gently caress.

So c'mon dude, you can still at least try and make some waves.

And you don't need to know or believe any of what I said about Toal to notice they still aren't showing up yet.

Its 2:30am cause I'm a dickhead and got distracted watching YouTube and didn't notice the time so I am super ultra going to bed after this post.

Thank you for your above post Bif. You are of course right that meta doesn't have to be the only thing commented on during D1. I concede I am being a bit overwhelmed by the multitude of meta plays that go straight over my head, and as such I am being very lazy about taking approaches other than showing contempt for the thing I don't get.

That being said the last post in the thread as I write this is the below snipped post from Toalpaz which is actually similar to a tactic I've used in a few Werewolf games with friends:


So yes I could have been less of a deadshit.

However it is still like 2:30am and I really need to sleep so I will at least tie the vote as it stands between DGK and sandnavyguy (currently 4 for DGK and 5 for sandnavyguy before this post goes up) and let the rest of the people who do the non-Aus/pre-work posts to drop the hammer. Sorry I will put a bit more effort into D1's in future games and whinge less about the meta.

##vote DGK2000

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


I see DGK posted above me.

Sorry if you're town bud but rest assured I will go after your murders, minus myself for as long as possible, to avenge your death when you inevitably flip town.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


Morning all.

I woke up early.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


Wow apperently my post from early this morning tripped a few switches.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
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AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


Sandwolf posted:

If you’re loving town and you’re just faffing about here you *suck*

Sorry to hear that. If I am genuinely ruining anyones mafia experience please say so.

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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
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AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


If it makes you feel better I have 0 idea why birb, Humalong and Gaspy are happy to defend me for free.

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