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Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



When you are preparing for a night of drag, if you wear a prosthetic bust at all, when putting it on do you sing "puttin on the tits"? I would if I were a drag queen

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Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007

VOTE
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PEDRO


Heard drag queens tuck their entire dick and balls into their rear end in a top hat to hide them. How do you fart without the crushing your dick and balls to a pulp?

lilbeefer
Oct 4, 2004



If I was a drag queen I would call myself "Camp Intense" and I'd wear a sexy camping outfit including a marshmallow stick

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.


Buglord

Prosthetits

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING


Drone_Fragger posted:

Heard drag queens tuck their entire dick and balls into their rear end in a top hat to hide them. How do you fart without the crushing your dick and balls to a pulp?

if your farts have the power to crush dick and balls, then either you have a superpower or there are problems you need to address before you go do your show. You might be Powdered Toast Mans bastard child.

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005




i am not a drag queen but i sing this song constantly, night and day. it never stops, the joke song singing.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

It's disgraceful - us being forced to pick wood for our smuggler-ancestors beacon-fires!


if i were a drag queen i would call myself Polly Urethane

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



Men are better at being women

There. I said it

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

men are better at dressing up as their fantasy of what woman is

Plethora
Aug 29, 2006


My two favorite drag names are Sharon Needles (the queen of crack) and Mixin' Madge (old lady queen into arts and crafts).

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Sharon Needles is clever but I find it a little too pro hard drugs lol

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

I am Nooner


what about like Sharon Smiles or something nice like that (:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Where are the drag kings, where hot lesbians dress up like men?

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Where are the drag kings, where hot lesbians dress up like men?

this is in fact a thing

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Where are the drag kings, where hot lesbians dress up like men?

Putty
Mar 21, 2013


i'm drag king deez nuts on the floor because i have an extreme form of testicular cancer

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

Sheeee!!!!


WELCOME TO FLAVORTOWN!

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008


Drone_Fragger posted:

Heard drag queens tuck their entire dick and balls into their rear end in a top hat to hide them. How do you fart without the crushing your dick and balls to a pulp?

Tucking is a thing and there is a method to pulling it off, but no dick does not go in butt. They mention how its done in RuPaul's show.

zaepg fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Aug 14, 2020

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

i am not a drag queen but i sing this song constantly, night and day. it never stops, the joke song singing.

Clam down and have a piece of cheesecake.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



drag queens know how to party

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

zaepg posted:

Tucking is a thing and there is a method to pulling it off, but no dick does not go in butt. They mention how its done in RuPaul's show.

More like wrapping haha

No I'm serious I'll need to wrap my balls over my dick and then fold everything away like I'm tying a simple knot made of my own genitals I really may need guidance on this or I may injure myself

mng
Nov 18, 2006

I just performed testicle surgery on the reporter!

hehe great thread

yikes!
Jul 5, 2006




Soiled Meat

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

Drone_Fragger posted:

Heard drag queens tuck their entire dick and balls into their rear end in a top hat to hide them. How do you fart without the crushing your dick and balls to a pulp?

The trick is to suck the fart into the dick and store it in one of the balls for later release.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.



Are there any drag queens who also drag race? In drag naturally.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



im going to be a hot bitch for halloween

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



I've done drag for Halloween a few times I'll see if I can find pictures

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development

Linux Pirate posted:

Are there any drag queens who also drag race? In drag naturally.

This is an untapped market

It's vital we proceed

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012


the thought of a gbs drag show is both horrifying yet entertaining

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.



Mr.Tophat posted:

This is an untapped market

It's vital we proceed

Hot rods and hotter queens. Hold on to your hats because it's about to get supersonic and sassy.

Welcome to: Drag˛

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008


Sid Vicious posted:

I've done drag for Halloween a few times I'll see if I can find pictures
Post the pictures.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



zaepg posted:

Post the pictures.

I went searching with no luck I asked my wife she'll know where to find them

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



OMFG FURRY posted:

men are better at dressing up as their fantasy of what woman is

Don't throw shade on my hard truth

terminal chillness
Oct 16, 2008

This baby is off the charts

Booty Pageant posted:

the thought of a gbs drag show is both horrifying yet entertaining

Its positively titillating

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Booty Pageant posted:

the thought of a gbs drag show is both horrifying yet entertaining

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008


My 21st was getting drunk in NYC at a drag show.
It owned.

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747


Sid Vicious posted:

I would if I were a drag queen
Sometimes I daydream how cool I'd be as a drag queen, and I'm glad to live in an age where I can entertain those kinds of thoughts without worrying about my identity.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



who has better names

drag queens or roller derby chicks

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

This thread made me curious so I just watched a "how to tuck" video (work safe but might require some explaining):
https://etiquette.wonderhowto.com/h...-dresses-369055

The balls are apparently tucked into "natural pockets" in the skin. I could not find my "pockets". I have big balls though.

All you guys will want to try tucking no doubt, so have duct tape and toilet paper ready when you play the video.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



BigBadSteve posted:

have duct tape and toilet paper ready when you play the video.

how do you know my jerkoff routine

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