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vanisher


You have to play Thief II - The Metal Age and write a short essay explaining how the graphics were legendary for the time

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google THIS


A point-by-point analysis of the problematic elements of the original Shadow Warrior (1997)

nut


you must confront the noid

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

vanisher


You must play Toejam & Earl (1991) with your younger brother



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, blaise rascal, & Death Sext

alnilam

Postin in the springtime



Beat Mario through three of its restart-and-get-harder cycles followed by an essay on the futility of worldly victory



ty manifisto

vanisher


You're only allowed to play Tetra Master, the FF9 card game



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, blaise rascal, & Death Sext

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation

play through daikatana. write an essay comparing and contrasting it with camus's the myth of sisyphus




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alnilam

Postin in the springtime



punishing your child for doing drugs by making them do an all-Skooma playthrough of Oblivion



ty manifisto

ASAPRockySituation


For your crimes against people with small yappy dogs that keep you up at night, I sentence you to three hard years of Mario water levels.

vanisher


Donkey Kong Country but you have to watch someone horrible at the game play it



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nut


sounds like you need to doki doki relax

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

google THIS


ASAPRockySituation posted:

For your crimes against people with small yappy dogs that keep you up at night, I sentence you to three hard years of Mario water levels.

Defendant: (sighs with relief)

Judge: I'm sorry, I meant to say Sonic water levels.

Defendant: (wails)

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later



vanisher posted:

You're only allowed to play Tetra Master, the FF9 card game

walking sullenly to my bedroom to play Triple Triad instead



sigs by cool guys Zurtilik® and Barking Gecko™

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

You have to play Quake II and as soon as you get all your armor bonuses and rocket launchers and poo poo you get gibbed and this song plays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhbWK9ZPGUk



Sig sandwich by Manifisto Luvcow and Barking Gecko, some very fine BYOB people Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
One year of Mario Kart with a breathalyzer.

Macnult


[walking past several prison cells as i'm escorted to my own]

"looks like we got a new gold farmer, boys!!"

[prisoner sobbing on a wii fit mat before turning to me and revealing a crooked smile]

*brandishing a nintendo 64 controller* "hope you can stop a zerg rush, lil bitch"

[entering my prison cell to see a keyboard and mouse with a copy of F1 2020 placed on my bed]


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FutonForensic


play thru a whole jrpg without skipping any voiced dialogue

ASAPRockySituation


google THIS posted:

Defendant: (sighs with relief)

Judge: I'm sorry, I meant to say Sonic water levels.

Defendant: (wails)

that has to be a geneva violation

City of Glompton




That's it young lady I'm taking away your NES Advantage until you can show a little more respect to the levels the game designers made. They worked hard and so should you!

vanisher


Any game but your controller is almost out of batteries and will not register all button presses



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alnilam

Postin in the springtime



vanisher posted:

Any game but your controller is almost out of batteries and will not register all button presses

Suuure, the controller's not working right, I'm sure that's it

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.


City of Glompton posted:

That's it young lady I'm taking away your NES Advantage until you can show a little more respect to the levels the game designers made. They worked hard and so should you!


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
No Power Glove, no power love

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SomethingAwful's Official Karen


You have toiled for ages to complete 100 levels and defeat the final menace behind Bubble Bobble. But instead of releasing your girlfriend, the game gives you only the words BAD END because in all that practice you failed to learn the most important lesson. The power of friendship.

Khanstant


You play Super Mario Bros. but you are the first goomba in every game.

Ghosty

You have to play one (1) whole hour of League of Legends.

Macnult


Ghosty posted:

You have to play one (1) whole hour of League of Legends.

one whole hour? lol that’s nothing!
”mid or i feed”
oh god
”TRASH PICK ARE YOU SERIOUS”
oh no


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Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.


mom says i can't go outside until i can recite the plot to a latter-day hideo kojima game without cracking up


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation

Ad by Khad posted:

You have toiled for ages to complete 100 levels and defeat the final menace behind Bubble Bobble. But instead of releasing your girlfriend, the game gives you only the words BAD END because in all that practice you failed to learn the most important lesson. The power of friendship.




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Khanstant


Ghosty posted:

You have to play one (1) whole hour of League of Legends.

just kill me now

Whybird

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar



You can play any game you wish, but the Bubble Bobble theme is on loop while you are playing it, and also not while you are playing it.

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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you

you are tasked with finding a new name for a 2 dimensional layered drawing in Cool Spot for the SNES starring the beloved 7-Up mascot. a new name that is not spr*te

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