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lets start this fuckin flamewar !!! chipotle sucks rear end
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TheAardvark posted:lets start this fuckin flamewar !!! chipotle sucks rear end If you like what Chipotle does, they do it better than the other two but there’s a lot of stuff they don’t do. All the Qdobas around here are rat infested shitholes so Moe’s gets my preference of the two.
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Aug 14, 2020 20:01
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I have only had Chipotle and Qdoba and Chipotle has way more flavor than Qdoba  that doesn't make it GOOD, mind you The advantage of Qdoba is that it's more economical because all the toppings are free, like quac and queso. plus they have weird stuff like bacon
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Aug 14, 2020 20:02
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moe's has  black olives
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Aug 14, 2020 20:04
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chipotle is terrible never been to qdoba, dont have them around here moe's queso is A++ 5 stars would bathe in again. we have a clear winner
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Aug 14, 2020 20:13
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moe's queso is really damned good. i like to order the nachos w/ an extra scoop of queso (and a million other toppings)
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Aug 14, 2020 20:15
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Honestly the whole genre sucks. I don't want a giant burrito stuffed with 70% rice and 30% dry unseasoned meats. Both a proper burrito from a Mexican or Tex-Mex restaurant, or a taco bell stadium nacho cheese willy wonka creation, are better. Also wtf is with the liquid sour cream?
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Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:Also wtf is with the liquid sour cream? It'S cReMa, KaReN
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Aug 14, 2020 20:37
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I know everything in fast food is made by reheating it in a plastic bag submerged in near boiling water but I got some of chipotle's new queso (because their old stuff was terrible and I had to try), and the guy yelled to the back "HEY WE NEED MORE QUESO" at which point the cook was like "I gotchu" and pulled a big bag of the stuff out of a pot with some tongs and just unceremoniously chucked it on the prep table where it kinda glopped around like flubber for a second. It, uh, didn't make me super stoked to try it. Wasn't terrible though! Their chips on the other hand were stale as hell as usual and had clearly been sitting there for hours. explosivo fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Aug 14, 2020 |
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Aug 14, 2020 20:48
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explosivo posted:I know everything in fast food is made by reheating it in a plastic bag submerged in near boiling water but I got some of chipotle's new queso (because their old stuff was terrible and I had to try), and the guy yelled to the back "HEY WE NEED MORE QUESO" at which point the cook was like "I gotchu" and pulled a big bag of the stuff out of a pot with some tongs and just unceremoniously chucked it on the prep table where it kinda glopped around like flubber for a second. It, uh, didn't make me super stoked to try it. Chipotle’s first queso tasted like dirt and I’m not terribly inclined to give them another chance on it. Wish they’d bring back chorizo.
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Aug 14, 2020 21:38
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Midjack posted:Chipotle’s first queso tasted like dirt and I’m not terribly inclined to give them another chance on it. Wish they’d bring back chorizo. Yeah it was awful and gritty in a way that made me get it a second time just to make sure that it wasn't hosed up the first time around. The new stuff is much better, although it's still way too expensive and not at all worth it.
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Aug 14, 2020 21:45
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Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:Honestly the whole genre sucks. I don't want a giant burrito stuffed with 70% rice and 30% dry unseasoned meats.
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Aug 14, 2020 21:56
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yeah lol my go to order at burrito places has 0 rice and 0 meat so I don't know about all that
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Aug 14, 2020 21:57
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post your orders Chipotle: bowl with tortilla on the side, white rice, black beans, barbacoa, fajita veggies, pico, corn, and hot salsas, cheese Qdoba: bowl with tortilla on the side, white rice, pinto beans, shredded pork, fajita veggies, pico, corn, hot and habanero salsas, cheese, guac, cilantro, jalapenos, maybe a side of queso
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Aug 14, 2020 22:11
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burrito on flour black beans and pinto (or all black beans) grilled veggies queso guacamole, sour cream jalapenos, black olives, pico de gallo, corn salsa "a whole handful of cilantro please" and hot sauce
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Aug 14, 2020 22:16
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Chipotle: bowl/burrito with brown rice, black bean, chicken, hot salsa, sour cream, cheese, and lettuce. Qdoba: never had a regular thing and quit going when rats in the dining area outnumbered guests. Moe’s: chicken ranch quesadilla.
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Aug 14, 2020 22:16
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Moe's: homewrecker, half chicken half beef, rice, pinto beans, salsa, cheese, sour cream, guac, onions, cilantro, side cup of queso dip chip in queso, drizzle excess on burrito, eat chip, bite burrito, repeat
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Aug 14, 2020 22:20
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Chipotle: Bowl - Chicken, double brown rice, no beans, sour cream, romaine lettuce, queso blanco, double cheese, tortilla on the side. Salsa at home. Moes: Joey Bag of Donuts, half steak, half chicken, rice, pinto beans, cheese, tomatoes, fresh and pickled jalapenos, drench in Moe's Hard Rock'n'Roll. kumba posted:Moe's: homewrecker, half chicken half beef learning I could go halves on burrito meats was such a revelation to me. tetsuo fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Aug 14, 2020 |
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Aug 14, 2020 22:21
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drat it i bought groceries yesterday and now all i want to do is go spend $10 on a burrito the size of a small cat
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Aug 14, 2020 23:01
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tetsuo posted:Moes: Joey Bag of Donuts please explain I want donuts now damnit
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Crusty Nutsack posted:please explain Moe’s menu items all have stupid Seinfeld names. I think that one is a burrito.
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Aug 15, 2020 00:43
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I quite like Chipotle. I usually get a bowl and a side of chips to dip. The chips themselves have a little lime flavor that synergizes excellently with the chipotle tobasco.
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Aug 15, 2020 01:17
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around here there’s only chipotle and pancheros, which has awesome tortillas and queso but the people working at my local always look like they’re waiting for the sweet release of death so I assume working there sucks and avoid making their day worse by going there often
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For me, I don't give a singular gently caress about the.actual food from Chipotle, I only care that they have scientifically developed the only food upon which Chipotle Tabasco is really good??? I would never use that sauce on any other food, but give me a burrito bowl (tortillas on the side, obvs) and I'll kill two bottles black magic
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postmodifier posted:For me, I don't give a singular gently caress about the.actual food from Chipotle, I only care that they have scientifically developed the only food upon which Chipotle Tabasco is really good??? Yes
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Freebirds, bitch
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postmodifier posted:For me, I don't give a singular gently caress about the.actual food from Chipotle, I only care that they have scientifically developed the only food upon which Chipotle Tabasco is really good??? This is a good point.
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Los Ingobernables de Onsite BYOB
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Counter point, it's excellent on frozen taquitos.
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Aug 15, 2020 21:15
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I like Chipotle because for 10 bucks you get a day's worth of food, and they actually bother seasoning their meat. Qdoba is bland as gently caress and the only Moe's remotely near me was replaced with a Five Guys so I haven't had that in well over a decade. Baja Fresh is decent but mostly they have the best salsa choices. all of their burritos are always grilled though which is kind of bizarre and it makes the sour cream all warm which is gross e: it looks like they changed this but I swear it used to be the case ----------------
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Aug 15, 2020 23:45
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for whatever reason though like every Chipotle has started having lovely chips in the past couple years or it's just all the locations nearby with me moving around like their chips are perfectly fine if they're cooked right, albeit nothing special, but they're always overcooked or kind of stale and once they were even undercooked which was disgusting ----------------
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Aug 15, 2020 23:48
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Been years since I've been to a chipotle, but I remember liking their chips because where was lime salt/flavoring of some sort on there. Is that still the case? Back when I was doing a lot of online pick-up orders for chipotle I gave my order presets dumbshit names. I didn't realize that the person putting together the order saw those names. One of the presets was called "Robot Palm Tree" and the person actually drew one on the top of the aluminum bowl topper thingy.
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Fartington Butts posted:Been years since I've been to a chipotle, but I remember liking their chips because where was lime salt/flavoring of some sort on there. Is that still the case? The chips still have that flavor, yes.
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Aug 16, 2020 00:23
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They've just also been sitting on the shelf for the last couple of hours
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Aug 16, 2020 00:27
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Wow, no Tijuana Flats love in this thread. 
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Aug 16, 2020 02:27
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Yeah, I bet you like underpaid employees straining their vocal chords to welcome you to their restaurant anytime you walk in Bougie Fuckers
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Fartington Butts posted:Been years since I've been to a chipotle, but I remember liking their chips because where was lime salt/flavoring of some sort on there. Is that still the case? Where are the god drat pics mr butts?
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Aug 16, 2020 07:06
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WELCOME TO MOE'S i'll take qdoba too chipotle just doesn't have the same level of "florida tex-mex" flavor to it (slather it in grease and cheese)
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Aug 16, 2020 20:56
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today's order from a local chain (illegal pete's) don't ask about the ranch I can't resist trying things I didn't know were options before
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Aug 16, 2020 23:20
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anything named gambler's sauce feels like fair game even if it is ranch how was it ----------------
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I worked at a place called Salsaritas in college that was this same style and although my boss was insane the food was good
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