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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002



There was an old RPG website I used to go to a lot called Cosmo Canyon and they had a parody FAQ for a fake RPG called Beath of Flams. The website is long gone but I found the FAQ. I thought it was funny as hell when I was 12 but it's just full of cringe monkey cheese type humor

http://serpent231.tripod.com/beath.txt

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002



Here you'll find Scary Spice, armed with the Threepio Kidney Stone.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002



There's a whistle here, but don't blow it. If you do,
Mr. Sparkle (he looks like Homer Simpson's disembodied head)
flies out and begins saying stuff in Japanese. Then he
attacks, and he's really tough. He uses Buffalo Buffalo
Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo and "Join Me
or Die!" to give everyone Spam damage and diarrhea.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002




Lol

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002



Bicyclops posted:

karl marx hugging the Duke and telling him what happened in those stalls was praxis.

Lol

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