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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikRwKfLFCyI

  • Braun Strowman says he will confront The Fiend tonight.
  • A triple brand Battle Royal decides Bayley's Summerslam opponent for the Smackdown Women's title.
  • Alexa Bliss tells her side of the story of being involved in the Braun/Fiend storyline.
  • BIG E faces John Morrison in a singles match.

Will anybody watch this show? Will this thread make a page? These questions are potentially more exciting than the show itself!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


"Hiding behind current events"

WHAT CURRENT EVENTS!?!?!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Oh cool, the match I was actually looking forward to got ruined. Cool. So much for the extra security.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Anyway thank gently caress, Sasha and Bayley are here.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


"You guys suck!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


ASUKA!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Hey have any of you noticed that Sasha and Bayley are loving awesome?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


When did Ruby get green hair?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Oh my God how did I not notice that Bayley is wearing a Dana Brooke shirt?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Holy gently caress the commentary absolutely sucks, there are like 3-4 storylines going on that they're just completely ignoring.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Codependent Poster posted:

Bianca is strong

Commentary didn't react AT ALL to her hurking Tamina up and just effortlessly carrying her across the ring. Jesus Christ.

Edit: Oh but they make sure to make fun of Naomi getting eliminated and pointing out the loving hashtag.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


No offense to Tegan Nox but how the gently caress is Biana Belair eliminated before her?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Yessssss

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Unify the belts, Asuka!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


xbilkis posted:

Look. I'm not opposed to "Put Asuka in every match" as a general rule, but,

But nothing, put Asuka in every match

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


xbilkis posted:

Actually this would be pretty cool if they just kept rolling with a big, sick cross-brand women's division

Should have done it from the very start, the women's division would be a lot stronger if they were unified. Hmmm, seems.... seems like unifying is a good thing. Some kind of.... union?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


They refused to do Rey/Andrade hair vs. mask for years but with a 2 week build they're doing hair vs. hair for Mandy and Sonya?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Wait.... is Sheamus a face or not? Is Gable a heel? What the gently caress? Weren't they on the same page earlier in the night?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


So Sheamus was right and Retribution was scared?

Oh my God is that Chris Abyss Park Parks Mitchell Milkman's brother Joseph!?!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


PISS

Vince McMahon is red-faced crying with laughter.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Big Queefy posted:

He said his name!

Did he call him Parks or Park? It's important to know which dimension this Joseph is from!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Big Queefy posted:

It's like i'm watching TNA

There's barely anybody in the crowd and the ratings are in the toilet

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Yeah uhhh, Lucha House Party that's a dick move. You're not the champions.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Cesaro flicking away the imaginary fly

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



Ahh, so it's the lunatic milkman asylum dimension. This is helpful info, thanks.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Wait there are still 40 minutes of this show left? Jesus Christ.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


The IC title match happens next Friday instead of the PPV happening literally 2 days later (it'll be a DQ finish and a rematch at the PPV probably).

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Oh my God this is my first time actually seeing this. It's so loving lame.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Tucker staring pensively at the cross through the WWE logo.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


So Sheamus is a heel.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Uhhh, so was Braun coming out to stop Sheamus? Because Cole just kind of seemed to think the previous segment was just over despite Sheamus being in the middle of attacking BIG E.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


So did BIG E and Sheamus and Miz and Morrison just get up and walk away during the commercial break?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


...uhh... when did Alexa do any of that?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


ACT!ing

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Uhhhhh.... the gently caress is this segment?

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