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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
*a beautiful brunette woman smiles serenely at the camera while tapping her nails against the side of a chocolate box. In the background a fire alarm chirps at 15 second intervals*




sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.
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Luvcow



*an attractive young girl whispers slowly and deliberately into the microphone as she enters her kitchen* "welcome to part two of my friday night. now that i've finally gotten through my unexpected bout of diarrhea and flushed it all away i thought i'd make some margaritas using my new blender" *abrupt chaotic noise of the blender crushing through some ice as a dog begins panic barking in the background and inaudible whispering as she continues to make and describe her drink*

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN

Chewbecca posted:

*a beautiful brunette woman smiles serenely at the camera while tapping her nails against the side of a chocolate box. In the background a fire alarm chirps at 15 second intervals*


Luvcow posted:

*an attractive young girl whispers slowly and deliberately into the microphone as she enters her kitchen* "welcome to part two of my friday night. now that i've finally gotten through my unexpected bout of diarrhea and flushed it all away i thought i'd make some margaritas using my new blender" *abrupt chaotic noise of the blender crushing through some ice as a dog begins panic barking in the background and inaudible whispering as she continues to make and describe her drink*

lol!

google THIS


ASMR Hospice worker assuring you she won't let you suffer as she runs her fingernails across a pillowcase ~ for sleep and relaxation (20:27)

Literally A Person

GREETINGS FELLOW PERSONS, IT IS GOOD TO BE A PERSON, HERE, POSTING WITH YOU

it's a guy palm-mute chugging speed metal songs on an electric guitar with no amp and the microphone is 14' away.

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.


uncle jimmy scratching his belly with eerie consistency as the droning engines of the nascar race hum almost inaudibly in the background


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!

Literally A Person

GREETINGS FELLOW PERSONS, IT IS GOOD TO BE A PERSON, HERE, POSTING WITH YOU

It's an Earth, Wind and Fire album but I'm just humming it quietly during church.

Riotgrrill


*doing an asmr glock disassembly video with the hopes that it reaches a wide audience who realize that your vid is a statement regarding contemporary america

then you see the comments*

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Guy in the next stall over coughing and clearing his throat without a rest (10:53)

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
ASMR - Personal Attention - mouth noises - I'm calling you about your late payment on your student loan (27 minutes)




sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.
Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise!

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

ASMR-Shaving With Men's Shave Club Razor+Review (Sponsored Content)

Khanstant


my webcam falls and turns itself on. somehow its live streaming to youtube, a video of my hairy belly only, the hairs blowing in the A/C breeze. the only sounds are of my mechanical keyboard clacking furiously as if I were a serious hacker but really I'm writing a really long post about a videogame I'll never play. occasionally the belly shifts as i cough up a horrible curse from the besmoked lungs. a loud train about half a football field away screams past in the background, the train conductor freaking hates every1 in this neighborhood, he is hitting the horn HARD

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN

Literally A Person posted:

it's a guy palm-mute chugging speed metal songs on an electric guitar with no amp and the microphone is 14' away.

loving lmao

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

Whispers a reading of the script of Cats


Are you blind when you're born?

Can you see in the dark?

Can you look at a king?

Would you sit on his throne?

Can you say of your bite

That it's worse than your bark?

Are you cock of the walk

When you're walking alone?

Because Jellicles are

And Jellicles do

Jellicles do and Jellicles would

Jellicles would and Jellicles can

Jellicles can and Jellicles do

When you fall on your head

Do you land on your feet?

Are you tense when you sense


AH! OW, gently caress MY BALLS! MY CAT JUST RUINED MY BALLS OH GOD OH GOD OH

**cuts off**



Sig sandwich by Manifisto Luvcow and Barking Gecko, some very fine BYOB people Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

City of Glompton




ASMR - Coworker has hay fever while snacking on carrots (8 hours)




thank you vanisher for the sig!

Khanstant


armpit-farting for 15 minutes straight (second attempt)

Khanstant


ASMR Roleplay - Candy Kong gives you a zerbert (raspberry) while getting you ready for bed [extended]

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
ASMR - the death rattle of your 16 year old family pet (deep sleep)(relaxation)(27:13)




sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.
Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise!

Khanstant


Chewbecca posted:

ASMR - the death rattle of your 16 year old family pet (deep sleep)(relaxation)(27:13)

Khanstant


Celebrity ASMR Diane Rheames whispers Reader's Digest Archives (Jun - Dec 1993)

vanisher


City of Glompton posted:

ASMR - Coworker has hay fever while snacking on carrots (8 hours)



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, blaise rascal, & Death Sext

vanisher


ASMR - Dog heaving as though getting ready to vomit and then doing that loud cough thing



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, blaise rascal, & Death Sext

Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.

Khanstant posted:

ASMR Roleplay - Candy Kong gives you a zerbert (raspberry) while getting you ready for bed [extended]


shout outs to khanstant for the beautiful signature make sure to "like" and "subscribe"

vanisher


ASMR - very slowly opening and consuming this entire bag of doritos (costco bag edition)



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, blaise rascal, & Death Sext

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
ASMR Roleplay - personal attention - whispering/tingling - I'm your dad and I'm so disappointed in you (guest starring Gentle Whispering) (1:16:29)




sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.
Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise!

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

ASMR-Dad angrily muttering under his breath about who was screwing with the settings while adjusting the thermostat (gas heater)-4 hours

Jaguars!




Chewbecca posted:

ASMR - the death rattle of your 16 year old family pet (deep sleep)(relaxation)(27:13)

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.


[ASMR]receiving an underwhelming handjob and trying to let you know what youíre doing isnít working without hurting your feelings (34:36)



thank u vanisher for the sig

nut


Helicoptering (18 minutes, NO VIDEO plz don't demonitize)

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
ASMR | deep relaxation | roleplay | personal attention | I'm your dentist and you've got cavities and gum disease (1:32:09)




sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.
Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise!

nut


(ASSMR, stretchplay, meme) Have you ever wondered what goatse sounded like?

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)


Dog barking in nearby apartment; car horns; occasional human whoops and shouts from outside. (8:25:00)

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)


Harley Davidson revving at a stoplight, then pulling away (00:30) (speaker warning).

Jaguars!




516 Pt Guitar hero run [Reupload from my gaming channel]

Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.

ASMR - a nest of wasp colonizing your middle ear | leave this on for your pet wasps while you're at work


shout outs to khanstant for the beautiful signature make sure to "like" and "subscribe"

nut


Plant MONSTER. posted:

ASMR - a nest of wasp colonizing your middle ear | leave this on for your pet wasps while you're at work

genuine shudder while reading this

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)


Field recording: single mosquito in bedroom. No video.

Literally A Person

GREETINGS FELLOW PERSONS, IT IS GOOD TO BE A PERSON, HERE, POSTING WITH YOU

A Yanni album.

google THIS


ASMR | Whispering | Actually one of those people who thinks talking low and quietly is basically the same as whispering | Has a false perception of how quiet they actually are | Talking low to begin with because they're saying mean bigoted things about someone nearby | Yes, it's your uncle, you know the one I'm talking about

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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation

ASMR- Chester cheetah wants you to eat healthier so he went to whole foods and got you some garden salsa sunchips but they only had them in those really loud biodegradable bags




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