I can eat an entire burger

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old friend

I can eat the whoel burger from start to finish without taking a break. I guess you could say i'm not like other girls lol. But that's just how I am, it's no big deal

# ? Aug 15, 2020 22:24

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A girl you say?!?! :swoon:

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# ? Aug 15, 2020 22:38

old friend

Chewbecca posted:

A girl you say?!?!

I once ate two very large breakfasts and everyone said "wow, how do you eat so much" and i just smiled and shrugged. I should've put sunglasses on really

# ? Aug 15, 2020 22:41

nut

theres no loving way you can eat an entire burger

# ? Aug 15, 2020 23:03

Prof. Crocodile

gonna be honest here i normally have to take a break when eating a burger and i don't feel like that makes me any less of a man

# ? Aug 15, 2020 23:04

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Don't know about you fellahs, but I love a girl with a healthy appetite :wiggle:

# ? Aug 15, 2020 23:06

old friend

nut posted:

theres no loving way you can eat an entire burger

I've no reason to lie about this honestly. If you don't believe me, buy me a big burger and i'll eat the whole thing from start to finsih

# ? Aug 15, 2020 23:06

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# ? Aug 15, 2020 23:07

nut

spends the rest of my day huffing loudly and puttering around the house, periodically raising my heads to whisper talk something like, "unbelievable" or, "I don't...I can't..." into the air

# ? Aug 15, 2020 23:10

old friend

# ? Aug 15, 2020 23:13

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

old friend posted:

You got discord?!

# ? Aug 15, 2020 23:21

BattleSausage: I'm butter side up, baby.

burgers have that wierd shell that's kind of soft but you have to peel it before you can really get to the burg. I had one recently that had some white circle things and some red paste on it, it was p. good.

# ? Aug 16, 2020 03:14

Khanstant

OP one trick i learned recently was eat half now, chug the fries, and u have a secret half burger treat a few hours later 4 dessert

# ? Aug 16, 2020 03:26

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# ? Aug 16, 2020 10:42

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

yes i�m a girl. yes i can eat an entire burger. we exist

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# ? Aug 16, 2020 10:50

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

watho posted:

yes i’m a girl. yes i can eat an entire burger. we exist

Get on AIM

# ? Aug 16, 2020 10:52

Escape From Noise

Hamburger steak or hamburger sandwich? This is important.

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# ? Aug 16, 2020 10:57

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Boiguh

# ? Aug 16, 2020 11:02

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Beyond Meat burgers are the best burgers, quote if ya down :emptyquote:

# ? Aug 16, 2020 11:13

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*tapping my friend on the shoulder and pointing in disbelief as the girl at the end of the lunch counter finishes her burger, whispering* "she's not like other girls..."

*several other men in the diner whisper to each other*

# ? Aug 16, 2020 12:05

nut

I�m not like the other girls *unhinges my jaw and eats the whole burger no chew*. all the boys eyes are replaced with hearts as they watch violent peristaltic contractions drag the fully formed burger down my esophagus

# ? Aug 16, 2020 12:32

old friend

nut posted:

I�m not like the other girls *unhinges my jaw and eats the whole burger no chew*. all the boys eyes are replaced with hearts as they watch violent peristaltic contractions drag the fully formed burger down my esophagus

Omg same though this is what i'm SAYING!

# ? Aug 16, 2020 13:27

Finger Prince

Chewbecca posted:

Beyond Meat burgers are the best burgers, quote if ya down

# ? Aug 16, 2020 14:07

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nut posted:

I�m not like the other girls *unhinges my jaw and eats the whole burger no chew*. all the boys eyes are replaced with hearts as they watch violent peristaltic contractions drag the fully formed burger down my esophagus

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# ? Aug 16, 2020 15:04

Finger Prince

Plot twist: entire burger was eaten with a knife and fork.

# ? Aug 16, 2020 15:54

City of Glompton

nut posted:

I�m not like the other girls *unhinges my jaw and eats the whole burger no chew*. all the boys eyes are replaced with hearts as they watch violent peristaltic contractions drag the fully formed burger down my esophagus

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# ? Aug 16, 2020 16:42

frump truck: hello... again!

how delicious is the entire burger

# ? Aug 16, 2020 20:07

frump truck: hello... again!

[pedantic voice] in theory, nobody can eat an ENTIRE burger, because some crumbs will fall on the plate and floor

# ? Aug 16, 2020 20:09

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

frump truck posted:

[pedantic voice] in theory, nobody can eat an ENTIRE burger, because some crumbs will fall on the plate and floor

i can eat an ENTIRE burger :wink:

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# ? Aug 16, 2020 20:11

Prof. Crocodile

i am going to eat entire burger for dinner today op

i'l show you

i'll show you all...

# ? Aug 16, 2020 21:19

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

wish i had a bf so i could watch him fit an entire burger into his mouth 1x/week

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# ? Aug 16, 2020 21:21

vanisher

The Entire burger is two charbroiled patties with lettuce, pickles, and tomato.

# ? Aug 16, 2020 22:00

vanisher

If you use 'entire' (lower case E) it doesn't meet the World Burger Standard or burger enhancing drugs were taken by the cook

# ? Aug 16, 2020 22:44

Vei

must be nice

# ? Aug 16, 2020 22:47

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Chewbecca posted:

Beyond Meat burgers are the best burgers, quote if ya down

# ? Aug 17, 2020 01:58

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

I once ate a whole bag of chips.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 04:11

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

one time I bet my brother 5 bucks to eat a whole
burger and he was really close to eating it all and I punched him in the arm and stole the burger and threw it away and I never paid him 5 bucs

# ? Aug 17, 2020 04:13

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vanisher

Thunder Moose posted:

I once ate a whole bag of chips.

just the bag

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# ? Aug 17, 2020 04:47

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