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bossy lady posted:Can you imagine the fleshlight bruce wayne's funding could create? The possibilities are limitless Instead he wastes his time fighting crime gently caress you Batman
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AFewBricksShy posted:I like his non-batman movies a lot, The Prestige is probably my favorite. His batman movies are good for being batman movies but aren't great otherwise. I found inception to have a wide array of questionable story decisions as well.
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Aug 17, 2020 18:40
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Yeah like for starters, why did Leo Decaprio murder his wife? They seemed to happy together.
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Aug 17, 2020 23:08
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Bruce wayne fucks, but Batman is an incel so it is written
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Aug 20, 2020 04:02
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:Bruce wayne fucks, but Batman is an incel You have that backwards. Batman is plowing Catwoman, Talia Al'Ghul, Commissar Gordon's wife, etc. on the reg while Bruce Wayne is "Gotham's most eligible bachelor", and not in the homosexual way.
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Aug 20, 2020 04:48
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lol that he actually cucks gorden
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Aug 20, 2020 05:09
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The Clown Cuck Of Crime
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Aug 20, 2020 09:00
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The first time we see Clayface he is clearly totally gay for that one dude. The second time we see Clayface all the other characters talk about how back in the day he was CONSTANTLY slaying so much pussy.
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Aug 21, 2020 02:07
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So does he just leave the cowl on or what? Does he have no distinguishing features on his entire body that anyone would ever recognize or does he maybe just gently caress right through the batsuit? Please hurry this is important I have a date with gay Batman shortly.
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Aug 21, 2020 02:19
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Who What Now posted:You have that backwards. Batman is plowing Catwoman, Talia Al'Ghul, Commissar Gordon's wife, etc. on the reg while Bruce Wayne is "Gotham's most eligible bachelor", and not in the homosexual way. Batman and Bruce Wayne both have lots and lots of casual sex but are absolutely terrified of commitment. That's why he just constantly gets these in-depth "Maybe this one is the one, they're really two of a kind, SHE has her own secrets, too" romance arcs but is always single when it's time for a new one. Big Beef City posted:So does he just leave the cowl on or what? He's going to reveal his secret identity to you. Or maybe you'll figure it out, he'll figure out that you figured it out, and you'll have this moment where you know, just know, who he is, and it'll feel like this really personal and private thing he's never shared with anyone else. But that's a lie. He shares it with, like, everyone.
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Aug 21, 2020 02:28
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he doesn't gently caress on camera and he doesn't gently caress the same person as wayne and batman unless they know what's up. it's not like the riddler is poring over descriptions of the bat wang to finally figure out his secret identity. he only pores over descriptions of the bat wang recreationally.
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Aug 21, 2020 02:30
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https://twitter.com/KeatonPatti/status/1161284670601990146
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Aug 21, 2020 03:16
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canonically batman and superman found out each other’s identities because they were accidentally both booked to the same room on a cruise ship and both tried to change in the dark when a crisis occurs
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Aug 21, 2020 03:25
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food court bailiff posted:canonically batman and superman found out each other’s identities because they were accidentally both booked to the same room on a cruise ship and both tried to change in the dark when a crisis occurs I like the Animated Series version, where Superman just looked through his mask, so Batman went and tracked Superman back to Clark Kent's house (and also dated and probably slept with Lois Lane as yet another in the constantly growing series of women who truly understand him and might've been the one if, alas, things were different).
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Aug 21, 2020 03:30
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i drink bats just like a bat would!
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Aug 21, 2020 03:40
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you'd think Lois Lane would be all "Actually I'm alright with the Superman dick".
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Aug 21, 2020 03:42
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Big Beef City posted:you'd think Lois Lane would be all "Actually I'm alright with the Superman dick". She is. She thinks Batman sucks and Superman is great, but she also thinks Bruce Wayne is awesome and Clark Kent is a loving nerd. The movie ends with them going "sigh, too bad we can't mix and match".
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Aug 21, 2020 03:52
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“But we can. It’s called snowballing, Clark”
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Prof. Crocodile posted:i drink bats just like a bat would! Batman opens the present since he's a good guy. It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke.
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