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Tarkus posted:This! You just have to have a hand-written resume in-hand, walk into the establishment and ask for the owner. Then you give them a firm handshake and say "Mr.Owner, I am a hard-working and sturdy soul and I would like to be in your employ!" The owner will say yes and then everyone around will start to clap. You will then be employed in the great U S of A! God Bless! I'm a shiftless moron and even I have a job. I'm also missing part of my left foot
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I'm lookin for a dime That's top of the line Cute face Slim waist And a big behind
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gey muckle mowser posted:you say this like it's a joke but it's exactly how I got my job at the dick-sucking factory You're not the only one working the dick, it's a growth industry.
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Tarkus posted:This! You just have to have a hand-written resume in-hand, walk into the establishment and ask for the owner. Then you give them a firm handshake and say "Mr.Owner, I am a hard-working and sturdy soul and I would like to be in your employ!" The owner will say yes and then everyone around will start to clap. You will then be employed in the great U S of A! God Bless! Finding a job isn’t hard right now, basically everywhere that was considered essential has been constantly advertising hiring for like 3 months because people who were successfully on unemployment were making far more than those sorts of jobs pay. Finding a good job is hard because all the sorts of jobs people tend to consider good are frozen for hiring because it turns out middle management and office/admin positions are fairly non essential and companies that lost business quickly decided they could furlough those sorts of jobs but had to keep the min wage people who actually did all the work. It turns out that realistic measures of essential vs non essential work don’t match up with what those positions are paid and this is gonna cause some problems during hard economic times with lots of unemployment. The problem here is that all these necessary jobs do not pay enough for people survive off of. A whole lot of white collar workers were willfully ignoring this aspect of society until a crisis reared it’s ugly head. ArbitraryC fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Aug 18, 2020 |
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^^^^ I agree with that too but for some it can be toughCantaloupe posted:I'm a shiftless moron and even I have a job. I'm also missing part of my left foot I'm working too but I don't begrudge people who can't find work. It's tough out there. Tarkus fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Aug 18, 2020 |
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Regardless of whether or not the OP has looked for any jobs, they are still entitled to receive unemployment for the past two months! Getting a job now isn’t going to fill that void.
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Aug 18, 2020 18:40
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remigious posted:Regardless of whether or not the OP has looked for any jobs, they are still entitled to receive unemployment for the past two months! Getting a job now isn’t going to fill that void. Yeah I wasn’t implying OP should go work at a gas station or something, more speaking to how it’s a big problem that even if they did, it likely wouldn’t make ends meet. Everyone should get what pandemic related benefits we’ve had and everyone should get more moving forward of course, I was just speaking to the idea that there are no jobs. There are plenty of jobs there’s just not plenty of good ones so the people used to having good ones are undergoing a lot of whiplash at the moment.
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ArbitraryC posted:Yeah I wasn’t implying OP should go work at a gas station or something, more speaking to how it’s a big problem that even if they did, it likely wouldn’t make ends meet.
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ThatGirlAtThatShow posted:Last week I performed a sexual act for grocery money. Jesus loving christ. I thought this was a joke at first until I realized it wasn't. 
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My girlfriend went through this with Maryland. After I kept urging her, she reached out to a state senator's office and got a phone call back the same day. Turns out they'd fat-fingered her social security number which caused her claim to be rejected, despite her having to scan the card to them to put in the file and the website merrily telling her she was approved. She got about 12 grand in backpay. Call your state senator, OP. They put ungodly amounts of pressure on state agencies that are screwing up, mostly because getting one of your constituents paid is a great way to lock in a vote (she's not voting for him anyway though because he sucks).
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Employers who contest unemployment are trash regardless of the situation, they pay the tax that funds it either way so why should they care? I'm glad you got out of that situation at least. The company I work for just contested a claim from someone who got fired over a year ago for sexually harassing his supervisor
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ThatGirlAtThatShow posted:This is in the state of Oregon. Where in Oregon are you? If it's Eugene/Springfield I will bring you a whole bunch of food. I was an Unemployment Adjudicator for 10 years in Oregon (it's like a mini judge) AMA, but have not worked there in years so I can't help with your current claim, but I might to be able to offer some guidance. Really, the most important thing would be getting through on the phone. Once you have someone on the line give your SSN and verify info, and get the specialist to have those weeks pay out (or at least explain why). Which number are you calling? 503-370-5400 (thats for PUA program but they still might help you, depends if you get someone that is trained in claims) , 503-292-2057, 541-338-6207, 833-410-1004? EDIT - Depending on your location you MIGHT be able to call the local Worksource office. If the person there knows how, they might also be able to fix your line flags. The Fuzzy Hulk fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Aug 19, 2020 |
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Riscas posted:Lol this is hilarious because I know multiple contractors who work irregularly anyway who claimed and got a nice check with little struggle. One guy hasn’t worked at all this year and got 15k. Lol yeah scamming unemployment rules Good luck OP
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Aug 19, 2020 03:47
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Putty posted:I had to apply for unemployment after leaving a poo poo old job. you left a job, and then filed for unemployment?
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i really hope ThatGirlAtThatShow can get some good goon advice and goon help. if things are dire, they're a resource you both can and should use. people will help if they can and you let them. thanks SLICK GOKU BABY for trying to cheer me up.
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Aug 19, 2020 05:44
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It's really cool and legit that depending on where you were employed in February carrying into March you can just be deemed
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last year I filed all my income under my own llc and I guess that doesn't count for unemployment. Said I reported only 67 dollars in one quarter. Apparantly if I had made 67 dollars in two or more quarters I would have been approved or something, idk. Florida. At least I got trump bucks Fallows fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Aug 19, 2020 |
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