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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Shayna is really good. I'm glad they're letting her wrestle and got away from the squashes or her standard NXT match.

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Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
Pre-emptive gently caress HBK

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
As soon as I saw the HBK promo I figured "Oh, he's just here so Randy can punt another legend" and they just announced he's here to address Randy Orton punting Ric so....Yep

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Oh hey, I tuned in just in time to see a snuff film.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Ricochet is so uncool

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Oh it’s Randy...and he’s acting

:geno:

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
He's reflecting a lot on Black Lives Matter and is going to stage an intervention in the six man tag match to convince everyone in it to join Retribution.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
I never expected that bad human being Randall being one of the few high spots every week

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Shawn Michaels really sucks. Like, godamn I can't stand him.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Hirez posted:

Pre-emptive gently caress HBK

oh god what'd he do

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
I wish Drew would be rampaging instead of listening to Old man Michael’s

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

oh god what'd he do

*Gestures vaguely at the 90s*

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
I never saw Marina and Jessamayn wrestle, are they good?

Their mma careers flopped but I kinda hope their wrestling careers are doing better :unsmith:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Miching Mallecho posted:

I never saw Marina and Jessamayn wrestle, are they good?

Nope

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Miching Mallecho posted:

I never saw Marina and Jessamayn wrestle, are they good?

Their mma careers flopped but I kinda hope their wrestling careers are doing better :unsmith:
Uhhhhh no, not at all unless they've been in the hyperbolic time chamber since Shayna was last in NXT

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Well thats disconcerting

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

they really need to not do that retribution angle stuff

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Its time for RAW UNDERGROUND


:negative:

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
THE DABBA KATO CONTENT I TUNED IN FOR

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Is Daba Kato the bouncer for Raw Underground?

Why does Raw Underground have a bouncer

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

I'm surprised every scene with that bouncer isn't Vince trying to sign him if he isn't already in developmental.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

oh good, in perfect time to watch a sellout

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

That's good that's good that's good that's good that's it that's it that's it that's it.

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



'ugh, that just killed whatever shred of credibility the Vikings has left

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Booyaka booyaka, GOT NO EYE

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA, I re-signed

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
The bodyguard is Jordan Omogbehin aka the Giant Ninja.

DABBA KATO is the giant pit fighter who squeezed a guy's dick off last week, aka Babatunde, who has been in developmental for five years and uh... was in one of the Saudi rumbles? And was managed by Big Stoke for like two weeks.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Rey is really dumb if he thinks his son is gonna make it in a company run by Vince McMahon.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

oh god what'd he do

He once wiped his rear end with the Canadian flag and I will never respect him

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
I like how Seth's stable has gotten down to 2 people already. This poo poo might be entertaining if was 5 strong but Vince will never allow stables ever again it seems

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Hirez posted:

I like how Seth's stable has gotten down to 2 people already. This poo poo might be entertaining if was 5 strong but Vince will never allow stables ever again it seems

Still time for Retribution to be revealed as Seth's henchcrew

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
Just go full Corporate Ministry and have Legado del The Handsome Underground Messiah of Hurt Business Retribution And Also The Other Black Guys and Ninjas

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Glad we have all the men of color feuding with each other and all in the same segment.

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Isn't that move that Lashley did a Yokosuka Cutter, not a Dominator?

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
raw and raw underground are dennis reynolds' movie pitch. back to the performance center for a boring match then to raw underground for some bad fake bloodsport. performance center for a boring match match. raw underground for bad fake bloodsport. boring match. bad fake bloodsport. match. bloodsport. and it goes back and forth like this for about three hours until it just sort of... ends

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Shane needed to take a break from his jumping around commentary.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

lol Shawn's hat comes off and he's got that full on horseshoe baldspot

The man grows a nice beard though

You're not fooling anyone with that slickback, Shawn

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Orton kicked Shawn's eyes straight

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
If I were an old WWE wrestler I simply would decline to get in the ring and talk about Randy Orton

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Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

It's canonical though because WWE legends will go to any lengths to humiliate themselves for a pay day.

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