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PHIZ KALIFA posted:i should be a mod, as i have a 1 year old i am physically incapable of engaging in any kind of sex Some mods are only capable of engaging in any kind of sex with access to a 1 year old.
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Aug 19, 2020 07:31
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weird because every time i attempt to take my pants off i discover they've been plastered closed with a half-chewed cement of goldfish crackers and lactation
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Aug 19, 2020 07:35
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i'm posting from beneath an avalanch of hand-me-down baby toys personally designed by Satan, AKA The Devil, to annoy me specifically. i'm not asking for rescue but if someone could toss me the joints in my desk drawer, i'll make a mini vacation out of this.
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Aug 19, 2020 07:36
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:i'm posting from beneath an avalanch of hand-me-down baby toys personally designed by Satan, AKA The Devil, to annoy me specifically. i'm not asking for rescue but if someone could toss me the joints in my desk drawer, i'll make a mini vacation out of this. I have a 7mo old and yeah what the gently caress is up with musical toys?? There has to be sounds and jingles that are interesting to babies but not nails on the chalkboard of the souls of adults, but apparently science has yet to discover them? So goddamn annoying but kiddo loves em. I cast reduce balls on musical toy designers and also the mod that probates me.
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Aug 19, 2020 10:24
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Hell Yeah posted:if it's a woman moderator maybe it shrinks her titty balls. just a thought. They're called chesticles.
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Aug 19, 2020 13:47
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By the law of conservation of ball, if a balls is shrunk, another must enlarge 
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