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Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Wowsers. It was a hell of a lot closer a bit ago. Henry and Ekeler did ok huh?

Theilen is so drat boom or bust.

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Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Are playoffs seeded properly? I think so, but someone double check?

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



It is. The biggest thing will be making sure the week 16 games for draft position is correct. That one always fucks us up. I'll try to look at it tonight and let you know how it should look.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
If I One and Done in playoffs with the most PF I am gonna scream. Snuck into playoffs with 3rd most PF and lost immediately too.

OhSnapGangsta
Jun 24, 2006

All the arms we need are for hugging
I would prefer you one and done it this year. Sorry bud.

edit: Just as I post this, DK Metcalf goes down. gently caress me.

OhSnapGangsta fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Dec 20, 2020

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Chubb is my last resort here. Unless Henry puts up 35 again.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Who would have thought that Russel Gage over Devante Adams and Ekeler would be the right play during playoffs.

Cmon, hope your guys all get covid at halftime.

OhSnapGangsta
Jun 24, 2006

All the arms we need are for hugging
My team poo poo themselves this week.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Its not over, I am waiting for my guys to put up 4 each and Gallman to get 4 carries for 1yd and 2tds.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Hopkins out of nowhere. Holy poo poo.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Johnny Football vs Genelophant man is basically tied. 110 to 109.

It's Juju versus Dionte Johnson tonight will determine the win. Can Juju's 7 4th quarter catches for 9 yards win via PPR, or will Dionte's 4 drops and two long catches win it?

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Who knew I was supposed to stay Jalen Hurts over Patrick Mahomes

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Sataere posted:

Who knew I was supposed to stay Jalen Hurts over Patrick Mahomes

Playing Hurts over Mahomes would have triggered a wellness check on your well-being though.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
I would have reported you for tanking for draft pick position

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004

Spermy Smurf posted:

Johnny Football vs Genelophant man is basically tied. 110 to 109.

It's Juju versus Dionte Johnson tonight will determine the win. Can Juju's 7 4th quarter catches for 9 yards win via PPR, or will Dionte's 4 drops and two long catches win it?



First quarter is done.

The score is the same...?

Big Ben has thrown -5yds. Juju has received -6 and a fumble.

Dionte bounced one off his hands. Then almost didn't try to break up an INT.

This is exactly as we all thought it would go right?

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Ben is doing his best to lose this game for anyone playing a Steelers offensive player.

I think Juju is still negative. Dionte is probably at 2.

5 mins left in 2nd.

If Ben does this for the rest of the game I could lose my game.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Halftime.

Ben went more negative somehow.

This is excellent football right here.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
And dionte Johnson td. Ben has to throw. JuJu isn't out of it imo.

27 mins of football left!

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



I'm glad I hosed up a couple spots because watching that first half was both fun and frustrating

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Alright boys, it is time to figure out draft order. Week 16 we play for draft position, so make sure to set your lineups.

Toilet Bowl
Team PUP vs Andrew Luck Retirement Center

3rd Pick
:3 vs Le'Veon's Year

5th Pick
Bagronkadonks vs Newtonian Fluids

7th Pick
Dakota's Johnson vs Piss Tape Is Real

Sataere fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Dec 22, 2020

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Oh drat, I've been operating under the assumption that we were going by record, with PF as tiebreaker. I guess I never actually knew what our procedure was and just assumed :thunk:

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



on the bored wop posted:

Oh drat, I've been operating under the assumption that we were going by record, with PF as tiebreaker. I guess I never actually knew what our procedure was and just assumed :thunk:

We are. But you can't just completely tank. The two worst teams play for the first pick and the loser plays for the second. And so on.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
I set those seeds after loving up twice.

I didnt check the math but... You haven't been wrong yet Satere.

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Sataere posted:

We are. But you can't just completely tank. The two worst teams play for the first pick and the loser plays for the second. And so on.

Agreed completely, I had just assumed the team with the lower PF would be the one playing in the toilet bowl

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



on the bored wop posted:

Agreed completely, I had just assumed the team with the lower PF would be the one playing in the toilet bowl

That is something we can discuss for next year, but it doesn't clearly state one way or the other and we've always defaulted to record, with points being the tie breaker.

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

I think we're on the same page; I was just questioning why, if the record is equal, the PF tiebreaker doesn't put the team with fewer points into the toilet bowl since that should be the worse team

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



on the bored wop posted:

I think we're on the same page; I was just questioning why, if the record is equal, the PF tiebreaker doesn't put the team with fewer points into the toilet bowl since that should be the worse team

I don't know what you are talking about. Everything looks right and I definitely didn't make any sorts of mistakes on this. I definitely didn't edit and fix things in the previous post

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

I didn't see anything :ninja:

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Alright, double check the seeds. Think I got it.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Spermy Smurf posted:

Alright, double check the seeds. Think I got it.

Nailed it, despite my best efforts to gently caress it up

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
I hope you gently caress up this week too.

In fact, I would like to petition to dock you points because of this near fiasco.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
The other thing to check is the record from weeks 1-14. Our current PF includes week 15...

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Sataere posted:

Alright boys, it is time to figure out draft order. Week 16 we play for draft position, so make sure to set your lineups.

Toilet Bowl
Team PUP vs Andrew Luck Retirement Center

3rd Pick
:3 vs Le'Veon's Year

5th Pick
Bagronkadonks vs Newtonian Fluids

7th Pick
Dakota's Johnson vs Piss Tape Is Real

My read based on Week 14 records and scores is:

Toilet Bowl
Team PUP (3-11) vs Andrew Luck Retirement Center (4-10, 1431.5 PF)

3rd Pick
:3 (4-10, 1570.4 PF) vs Bagronkadonks (5-9, 1338.8 PF)

5th Pick
Le'Veon's Year (5-9, 1355 PF) vs Newtonian Fluids (5-9, 1562.9 PF)

7th Pick
Dakota's Johnson (6-8) vs Piss Tape Is Real (8-6)

Seeding for Playoffs also made sense in my book - $$ Disposable Income $$ had a better record than 2 other divisional champs, but was slotted in as the wild card at seed #4.

Alucard fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Dec 23, 2020

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Alright nerds. One of you outnerd the other so I can go back to changing my lineup every 2hrs.

Satere, you might wanna turn off those opponent lineup emails for the week.

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Alucard posted:



Seeding for Playoffs also made sense in my book - $$ Disposable Income $$ had a better record than 2 other divisional champs, but was slotted in as the wild card at seed #4.

From what I understand of the seeding rules $$ Disposable Income $$ and myself should have been switched in seeding but we both didn't score enough to win either game so it's moot.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

jabro posted:

From what I understand of the seeding rules $$ Disposable Income $$ and myself should have been switched in seeding but we both didn't score enough to win either game so it's moot.

I stand corrected - re-read the rules and noticed that the seeding was by score but the 3 division winners and highest scorer who wasn't a division winner gets in the playoffs. But yeah, doesn't matter either way.

I'd be in favor of just a simple uniform process for ranking and seeding, where it's just record then score as tiebreaker for all parts of the process. Alternatively, we could add record -> divisional record -> score.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Man, I suck at this

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Someone tell me if I need to change anything.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Spermy Smurf posted:

Someone tell me if I need to change anything.

I think it's fine, but I think it has been well established that I dont know what the gently caress I'm doing

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OhSnapGangsta
Jun 24, 2006

All the arms we need are for hugging
I'm not sure what happened but I don't think the current matchups are correct...

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