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How do you attract your people you cavort and frolick with? Datings a pretty recent concept but animals everywhere practice intricate courtship rituals, putting on colors etc. ancient ladies from medieval times would stick apple slices in their armpits and force men to eat them so they’d associate their scent with apples. Music and courtships heavily interlinked. Male lynx follow females through the trees making short, repetitive moans. Then dating became illegal future people will date through zooms succesor mood and then telepathy, drink hologram milkshakes and crypto makeout in the backseat of a deepfake trans am 
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My secret is that I come running and slide underneath your legs like im stealing home base...i gently cup your ballbag and begin exploring your taint with my tongue, before moving up the seam of your scrotum and taking your cock in my mouth. you grab a fistful of my hair and begin jackhammering my mouth while my eyes bulge and you erupt with hot mayonaise straight down my cock hungry throat op
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Aug 19, 2020 06:02
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The trick is to just go on a bunch of dates and learn from your experience I hope that helps. If they are dating online there's a reason, just like you, don't forget that and enjoy!
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Aug 19, 2020 06:06
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I just downloaded grindr and it’s pretty easy after that OP
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Aug 19, 2020 06:15
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Post a pic where you spear a fish with a deer rifle while wearing dad shorts and a camo Carhart jacket. Women will flood like Katrina.
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Aug 19, 2020 06:16
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u gotta say things like "yo bitch lets suck face and listen to rap music"
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Aug 19, 2020 06:17
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just be funny cool and hot
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Aug 19, 2020 06:37
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I tell every single person I encounter that I love them. This spreads love throughout the world and about every 1500 people I run across someone as lonely and desperate as I am who says it back. I have no idea what to do after that but I'll figure it out one day.
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Aug 19, 2020 06:39
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I typically impress women with my collection of rare Merzbow tapes.
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Aug 19, 2020 06:40
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all you have to do is make them laugh OP but it's very important to remember you want them laughing WITH you, not AT you it took me an embarrassingly long time to get that right
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Aug 19, 2020 06:44
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Creepy poo poo op
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Aug 19, 2020 06:45
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also if you have a baller rear end spoon and some melon you can be just like that peacock
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Aug 19, 2020 07:08
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women dig my encyclopedic knowledge of every aspect of like 5 youtube videos ive watched a lot
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Aug 19, 2020 07:15
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:also if you have a baller rear end spoon and some melon you can be just like that peacock drat you've got a melon baller? Hey you like goons? You busy later?
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Aug 19, 2020 07:23
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I just dangle my dingle out the window and wait for it's natural wiggle to attract a passerby.
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Aug 19, 2020 07:28
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Funky See Funky Do posted:drat you've got a melon baller? Hey you like goons? You busy later? yeah sorry I'm real busy later
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Aug 19, 2020 07:35
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i just stroll around in my mankini and let the lions mane show that i mean business
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Aug 19, 2020 07:54
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:yeah sorry I'm real busy later I love you.
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Aug 19, 2020 07:58
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I impress them with my social skills by matching everything they say with the appropriate facial expression. Video games have helped me a lot in this regard.
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Aug 19, 2020 07:59
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I don't attract anyone op, I post in the geeb
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Aug 19, 2020 08:44
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im very lonely
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Aug 19, 2020 08:45
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My main pickup line is usually "Hello my friend. Stay awhile and listen." After that the conversation just flows naturally. Occasionally I have to identify items for them but I think that's just all part of the game of cat and mouse.
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Aug 19, 2020 08:49
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my wet dream is a big momma praying mantis pulverising my pelvis as she slams onto my hard as nails chode and just before i climax she lops my head clean off with her scythe like arms, gushing blood from my neck stump and cum from my dick as she rides the final twitches of my dying body
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Aug 19, 2020 09:13
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to impress my girlfriend i do her laundry and water her plants.
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Aug 19, 2020 09:58
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if that doesnt work i vigorously goosh on her boner.
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Aug 19, 2020 10:00
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I'm a shark diver. Usually a profile pic of me diving with sharks is enough to spark a conversation. After that it's mine to screw up.
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Aug 19, 2020 10:11
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When my time comes I'll simply walk outside and my fluid sacs will explode with enough force to launch my spores into the atmosphere instantly destroying any buildings nearby.
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Aug 19, 2020 10:15
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GORDON posted:I'm a shark diver. Usually a profile pic of me diving with sharks is enough to spark a conversation. After that it's mine to screw up. If you are serious that is super cool and you should post pictures of you with sharks.
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Aug 19, 2020 10:20
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Motherfucker posted:When my time comes I'll simply walk outside and my fluid sacs will explode with enough force to launch my spores into the atmosphere instantly destroying any buildings nearby. ok this is pretty loving hot. post the fluid sacs please.
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Aug 19, 2020 10:21
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Huh what? look, sorry to inform you this at this late Juncture, but "PLANETS DYING CLOUD" Dating and similar reproductive things are meaningless, Personally I jerk it to pictures of manlets with their mouths full of womens feet. Its too hot all the time to do anything else.
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Aug 19, 2020 10:23
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GORDON posted:I'm a shark diver. Usually a profile pic of me diving with sharks is enough to spark a conversation. After that it's mine to screw up. caleb posted:If you are serious that is super cool and you should post pictures of you with sharks. Wow, the system really does work!
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Aug 19, 2020 10:39
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i say sorry every time i let out a pathetic fart even if it is quiet and even if it doesnt smell.
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Aug 19, 2020 11:10
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caleb posted:If you are serious that is super cool and you should post pictures of you with sharks. I dive the local zoo doing feed shows in the shark tank (which is an excellent first date...), but I took the kid to the Georgia Aquarium a while back with the Whale Sharks and that's him next to me. Chicks dig sharks. GORDON fucked around with this message at 11:21 on Aug 19, 2020 |
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Aug 19, 2020 11:19
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GORDON posted:(which is an excellent first date...) Because of the implication?
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Aug 19, 2020 12:52
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Les Os posted:How do you attract your people you cavort and frolick with? Datings a pretty recent concept but animals everywhere practice intricate courtship rituals, putting on colors etc. ancient ladies from medieval times would stick apple slices in their armpits and force men to eat them so they’d associate their scent with apples. Music and courtships heavily interlinked. Male lynx follow females through the trees making short, repetitive moans. Then dating became illegal I tell my wife I think she doesn't love me and she wants a divorce. That, being perfect reverse psychology, makes her super Horny ®
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Aug 19, 2020 13:12
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as humans are animals and driven by our baser instincts, i turn to the animal kingdom for inspiration in attracting a mate, such as the noble and seductive porcupine "The victorious male will guard the female by sitting on a lower branch of her tree, allowing him to intercept any other approaching males. Eventually, he will stimulate her to go into estrous by urinating on her. "But this is not the kind of urination you have when your bladder is full," Roze said. Instead, the urination is similar to ejaculation. "It's a high-speed projectile that launches drops of urine from one tree branch to another." The female will make it known if she's not receptive to the male's come-ons by screaming at him, shaking the urine off and running away. She may also be hostile and try to bite or tail-swipe him if he doesn't get the hint." so far i'm getting a lot of the 'non-receptive' behavior back at me but i'm confident with time i will find success
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Aug 19, 2020 13:13
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GORDON posted:which is an excellent first date Joe Bogan posted:Because of the implication? Do you feed your date to the sharks? Not what I was expecting, but I guess if that's what works for you
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Aug 19, 2020 13:17
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EorayMel posted:My secret is that I come running and slide underneath your legs like im stealing home base...i gently cup your ballbag and begin exploring your taint with my tongue, before moving up the seam of your scrotum and taking your cock in my mouth. you grab a fistful of my hair and begin jackhammering my mouth while my eyes bulge and you erupt with hot mayonaise straight down my cock hungry throat op 
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Aug 19, 2020 13:25
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Courtship is easy. Be a somewhat interesting person who does somewhat interesting things, and bathe, and people will come to you. Just don't open with a dick pic first thing in the DMs. Believe it or not... Not a winning strategy.
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but my penis is the most important thing about me!
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