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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Me in PM to myself: "Suck me off til I fart."
Me in response to myself in PM: "Disgusting, reported."

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Me in PM to myself: "Suck me off til I fart."
Me in response to myself in PM: "Disgusting, reported."

lmao

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
If your posting offends you, report yourself, amen

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Colonel Cancer posted:

If your posting offends you, report yourself, amen

Oh god, I'd never come off probation.

Strumpie
Dec 9, 2012
happy to report 0 pms, now and forever. :cool:

Star Me Kitten
Aug 10, 2020

Literal Nazi Furry posted:

i think im the only one thay gets PMs on any regular basis if i post but then also most of them are unpleasant in one way or another

That could be because of the PMs you're sending out mate. haha. *nudge nudge*

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I think Literal Nazi Furry should go to the name change thread in QCS and ask for a name change to Figurative Fluffy Puppy. Though that may not help with the invitations to furaffinity thing....

Star Me Kitten
Aug 10, 2020

Literally A Person posted:

I think Literal Nazi Furry should go to the name change thread in QCS and ask for a name change to Figurative Fluffy Puppy. Though that may not help with the invitations to furaffinity thing....

Don't invite him to yell at you. You will be yelled at, and it will make you cry.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Star Me Kitten posted:

Don't invite him to yell at you. You will be yelled at, and it will make you cry.

Invite? Do they even make stock invitations for this kind of thing or am I gonna have to get some printed up? This is already turning into kind of a chore...

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Plese yell at me

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Literal Nazi Furry posted:

people really want to add me on furaffinity
how is it you attract these unsolicited and yet I've yet to receive a single dick pic despite my numerous explicit requests and veiled threats

do I have to change my username to Unironic Dick Pic Enjoyer

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Sid Vicious posted:

Plese yell at me

DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY, BUTTSAVAGE!!!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Literally A Person posted:

DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY, BUTTSAVAGE!!!

I only have all these toonies I'm sorry

Star Me Kitten
Aug 10, 2020

Literally A Person posted:

Invite? Do they even make stock invitations for this kind of thing or am I gonna have to get some printed up? This is already turning into kind of a chore...

I was referring to this:


Literal Nazi Furry posted:

im a lil sassy myself. anyone who sends me a pm today will get yelled at i have decided


Sid Vicious posted:

Plese yell at me


Oh no. You asked for it!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Sid Vicious posted:

I only have all these toonies I'm sorry

drat YOU AND YOUR SILLY CANUCK MONEY!!!!

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
I've never read a pm in my life

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

zooted heh posted:

I've never read a pm in my life

---- NOBODY EXCEPT "zooted heh" READ THIS POST UNDER PENALTY OF THE LAW ----

Yo, what's happening.

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
not much brah. you?

shirunei
Sep 7, 2018

I tried to run away. To take the easy way out. I'll live through the suffering. When I die, I want to feel like I did my best.
i am a lonely middle aged man who has had sex....once
pm me lonely heartbreakers

Lady Jaybird
Jan 23, 2014

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022



Send one to me, you beautiful person!

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007
gently caress me up fam

Wile E. Toyota
Jul 18, 2008

Under no circumstances should you be proud of someone for wearing flip-flops.
pm me but only if ur capricorn


edit: i guess i can't stop you if you aren't one :(

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

shirunei posted:

i am a lonely middle aged man who has had sex....once
pm me lonely heartbreakers

Pm sent
Hope you are kidding :stare:

Strumpie
Dec 9, 2012
i've had sex

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
I didn't know this site had PMs

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

The Fattest PI posted:

I didn't know this site had PMs

---- NOBODY READ THIS POST EXCEPT "The Fattest PI" OR SOMETHING REALLY BAD WILL PROBABLY HAPPEN TO YOU AT SOME POINT ----

Yeah, totally. We use them to talk about you behind your back but don't tell anyone else I told you.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Do I need to reply to the pm? I’m really shy

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Literally A Person posted:

I think Literal Nazi Furry should go to the name change thread in QCS and ask for a name change to Figurative Fluffy Puppy. Though that may not help with the invitations to furaffinity thing....

I think the guy needs a new avatar too. Something not quite so... pm me to find out!

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Me in PM to myself: "Suck me off til I fart."
Me in response to myself in PM: "Disgusting, reported."

lloll

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

The Sexual Shiite posted:

gently caress me up fam

Welp, nothing

terminal chillness
Oct 16, 2008

This baby is off the charts
Hi I love to get mail, thanks.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Don't fret my beautiful goon. There are PM's FOR DAYS!!! FOR DAAAAAAAYS!!!!

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

Star Me Kitten posted:

That could be because of the PMs you're sending out mate. haha. *nudge nudge*

no, I don't think sending PMs is why i unprompted PMs out of nowhere. im not sure that even makes sense

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

Cubone posted:

how is it you attract these unsolicited and yet I've yet to receive a single dick pic despite my numerous explicit requests and veiled threats

do I have to change my username to Unironic Dick Pic Enjoyer

i could send you a dick pic but don't expect for anything that impressive

Star Me Kitten
Aug 10, 2020

Literal Nazi Furry posted:

no, I don't think sending PMs is why i unprompted PMs out of nowhere. im not sure that even makes sense

I was just giving you poo poo about the PM you sent me. All in fun.

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

Literally A Person posted:

I think Literal Nazi Furry should go to the name change thread in QCS and ask for a name change to Figurative Fluffy Puppy. Though that may not help with the invitations to furaffinity thing....
god the namechange thread back from lovedump was the best one

Strumpie
Dec 9, 2012

Shithouse Dave posted:

I’m really shy

you're such a liar, Dave.

also i don't want to post in that other thread so i'll say your whole dino necklace is stonking.

Strumpie
Dec 9, 2012
i was given plat against my will and had 3 pms from several different people before i even knew.

and i found out with 3 minutes of it happening.

Star Me Kitten
Aug 10, 2020

Strumpie posted:

i was given plat against my will and had 3 pms from several different people before i even knew.

and i found out with 3 minutes of it happening.

Your self punishment is over.

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Strumpie
Dec 9, 2012
i'm being harassed

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