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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Fartington Butts posted:

Please don't cum for me.
i cant im stuck on this bus and i cant get off!!!!

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
if i stroke at fewer than 6000rpm this bomb is going to blow!

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost

Sid Vicious posted:

if you post a good thread maybe I'll get you a sandwich or something if you don't thought than I will probate you for 12 hours and you will not be allowed to post for 12 hours and if you do I'll find it and say tsk tsk tsk

To be fair, I posted my thread prior to this proclamation but I still stand before you with open arms, ready to receive your judgement.

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

Fartington Butts posted:

Please don't cum for me.


The truth is i never really loved you

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


RVWinkle posted:

To be fair, I posted my thread prior to this proclamation but I still stand before you with open arms, ready to receive your judgement.

I'm genuinely curious if bees have small hands or what

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
You better do what he says

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I don't make threads they disappoint me

Malthuras
Feb 23, 2012

Go away
I mean not sure they could do worse than this thread...

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Sid Vicious posted:

I'm genuinely curious if bees have small hands or what

given how small their knees are i'd have to figure they're miniscule

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



Thread posted https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3937185

grizzle
Jul 18, 2007

Winner Winner
Chicken Dinner
This whole thing is giving me anxiety.

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
im gay

spatial trait
Aug 7, 2009

I'm no longer a lurker, I'm a poster. Bring it on you can't do poo poo to me

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
I used to lurk, I'd say posting has been a mixed bag. Posting here is good though just don't venture anywhere else.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

spatial trait posted:

I'm no longer a lurker, I'm a poster. Bring it on you can't do poo poo to me

Alright nerd, it's swirly or it's stuffed in a locker. Your choice poindexter.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Lurking is my specialty. I just like to lurk.
Hiding in alcoves or alley ways is a favorite pastime of mine.

Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020


Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
op be sure to bring a detector - otherwise you can't attack burrowed lurkers

Strumpie
Dec 9, 2012

we can't stop you from lurking, but you can gently caress off.

Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020

Strumpie posted:

we can't stop you from lurking, but you can gently caress off.

I was helping kick off his Bad food related Thread, friendo. :shrug:

AllNewJonasSalk
Apr 22, 2017

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Mozi posted:

i will be easier than the OP, just post in a thread. it's all cool. i don't post threads either because then i'd be responsible for it like a little baby and i am CHILDFREE AND PROUD

I tried to be responsible for a little baby thread once and now I am in prison.

Captain Jesus
Feb 26, 2009

What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!
I once made a GBS thread about my invention called coffee oatmeal, which was coffee combined with oats. It didn't last very long, much like my taste for coffee oatmeal.

I will make another one if the GBS regulars are probated for a month so the lurkers can rise up.

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

Lurk More
Okay Asterite34 and RVWinkle inspired me to do it, I think, I don't know, maybe, okay... I can do this... *deep breaths* just gotta psyche myself up, oh man I'm so nervous okay okay, I'm gonna do it, okay? Just give me a minute. *squeezes eyes shut and screams and runs into the void*

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3937301

btw username post combo right here :smug:

spatial trait
Aug 7, 2009

Nooner posted:

Alright nerd, it's swirly or it's stuffed in a locker. Your choice poindexter.

I'm mooning my phone as I post this in defiance, I will never be caught or brought to justice

Musluk
May 23, 2011



sid

this button is scaring me sid




tell me what to do?!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Musluk posted:

sid

this button is scaring me sid




tell me what to do?!

Okay so you click it and there will be three boxes, the first us the title of your thread, yoy should try and make this related to the subject matter you want to discuss, next up is the tag box. Always select a tag or your thread will say poo poo post beside it! Never use the BAN ME, ATTENTION, or HOT tags or your account will ban itself. The last box is the body of your post which is where you'll write all the important words you want to share and all of the pictures or videos you night have to share also! I believe in you!

Musluk
May 23, 2011



I'm sorry Sid, I have failed you today

I don't have the courage or a good topic, but don't worry, I have a plan for tomorrow.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Musluk posted:

I'm sorry Sid, I have failed you today

I don't have the courage or a good topic, but don't worry, I have a plan for tomorrow.

You could never fail me, I believe in you

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


"there is no failing, only posting threads." - master yoda

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Mooey Cow posted:

I wanna see some lurkers gently caress! :q:

This displeases me.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

This displeases me.

Whoa

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
Damnit, I was trying to get back to lurker status.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
i posted a thread. check it out. vote it a 3

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I ate a weed gummy

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Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

Sid Vicious posted:

I ate a weed gummy

Nice. Im still on my quest for DMT

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