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Spinz posted:Perhaps it's time for me to cast away my dreams of dating and get a dog I believe 12 cats is customary.
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It's cause the bonding hormone Oxytocin which is released when we interact with our kids is the same one released when we interact with pets or even romantic partners (which is probably why some couples talk to each other in a soppy, childish way). Also some pet owners can't have or don't want children so pets obviously get that focus and attitude that would otherwise go towards their kids. This has been your regularly scheduled  post.
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Aug 20, 2020 12:35
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Oxytocin? More like OxyMORON!!!
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Aug 20, 2020 12:55
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i don't call my dogs babies or children but i do call them big sweeties and little sweeties and sillymonsters and crazymuffins and cutie patooties
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Aug 20, 2020 13:25
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Also my dog is 14 so he’s not my baby. He’s my teenage son, but he’s geriatric so he’s really my little old man and I love him
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Aug 20, 2020 13:59
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I act like my dog is my dad. He doesn't say much, but we watch the ball game whenever I visit. He likes corona beer and his couch. Here's a picture of us from the spring 
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Aug 20, 2020 14:12
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Just mostly ignore your pets other than fulfilling only their most basic needs and call them only by their names with no inflection or emotion, just like you do with human kids
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Aug 20, 2020 14:49
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Waterbed Wendy posted:I act like my dog is my dad. He doesn't say much, but we watch the ball game whenever I visit. He likes corona beer and his couch. loving hell that's a big boy. Love it. What's that black pipe thing though - is he some kind of cyber dog?
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Aug 20, 2020 15:23
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I don't treat my dogs like I treat my children. I'd never in a million years force my dogs to live in a cage in the back yard.
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Aug 20, 2020 15:30
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Hi Im OP and I live in a white walled emotionless bleep bloop cube and hate caring.
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Aug 20, 2020 15:36
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My dogs loves to lick his own rear end in a top hat with big wet sloppy slurps that you can’t avoid hearing That’s ma boy
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Aug 20, 2020 15:38
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:My dogs loves to lick his own rear end in a top hat with big wet sloppy slurps that you can’t avoid hearing Doing exactly that is why my wife says she married me. Her dog really hates it, though.
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Aug 20, 2020 15:42
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i got one of those water fountain things for cats to drink out of. and i was having some trouble putting it together because im an idiot, but I got all angry at it because i just wanted my cats to be happy. and then when i got it all working the "fountain" effect was pretty lackluster so end of story i'm gay
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Aug 20, 2020 15:51
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My cat just waits outside of the shower to slurp up all that warm salty shower water. Then she sits in it. Then she goes and shits and I clean it up and call her my most beautiful lovely daughter and tell her about the handsome dowry shell bring on the day she attracts an eligible suitor.
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Aug 20, 2020 15:55
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In the days of yore when times got tough they would sell they own kids into slavery. But never their dog.
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Aug 20, 2020 16:26
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Waterbed Wendy posted:I act like my dog is my dad. He doesn't say much, but we watch the ball game whenever I visit. He likes corona beer and his couch. When I was younger I had a German Shepherd that wouldn't drink Corona, only Pacifico. That's my dog story hope you liked it.
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Aug 20, 2020 16:33
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Haramstufe Rot posted:You didn't have intercourse and then your loving cat poppoed out of your vag. you don't know this, op
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Aug 20, 2020 16:37
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My dogs will never grow up to be mass shooters. They are mass poopers tho
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Aug 20, 2020 16:41
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Holy poo poo I read the title to this thread wrong and was like "who does that?!"
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Aug 20, 2020 16:42
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Daikloktos posted:These people probably have deep emotional problems and deserve empathy, OP. Maybe save the hate for those who view their pets as a lover what about people who make a social media account for their pets and then write insane first-person captions from the perspective of a three-pound dog are we allowed to bite and/or kick them
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Aug 20, 2020 16:54
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FullLeatherJacket posted:what about people who make a social media account for their pets and then write insane first-person captions from the perspective of a three-pound dog
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Aug 20, 2020 16:55
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My dog refers to me as “He Who Took My Balls” and it makes me feel bad 
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Aug 20, 2020 16:58
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Waterbed Wendy posted:I act like my dog is my dad. He doesn't say much, but we watch the ball game whenever I visit. He likes corona beer and his couch. Uh he looks exactly like Hulk the youtube dog.
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Aug 20, 2020 17:01
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Captain Jesus posted:I don't want children, thank you very much. I think that's part of why the idea of "fur baby"/"cat/dog mommy" weirds me out so much. I am specifically not a mother of any kind. Also, that fake childish "doggo" language might be the most annoying thing on the entire internet. Mooey Cow posted:Agreed OP it's weird and bad that they do that. Your dog is not your son or daughter, it's your dog. Reminds me of the people that call their lovers "daddy" or "mommy". Ugh, yeah, "daddy" is gross.
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Aug 20, 2020 17:27
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it's pretty weird and off-putting but it doesn't really matter unless it goes as far as animal abuse. taking dogs for walks without actually letting them walk is deeply hosed up. there is a whole category for pet strollers on amazon!
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Aug 20, 2020 17:38
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I call them doggos because I find that word silly and cute. Like most doggos. Dog/cat mom/dad is totally weird though.
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Aug 20, 2020 17:41
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Mooey Cow posted:Reminds me of the people that call their lovers "daddy" or "mommy". "Baby"
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Aug 20, 2020 17:46
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If you aren’t making up dumb names for your pets why do you even have them?
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Aug 20, 2020 17:47
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Torquemada posted:Uh he looks exactly like Hulk the youtube dog. No his name is Tony and he is married to my step mom. His birthstone is a large rock he carries around the house and he is a veteran.
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Aug 20, 2020 17:49
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OP seems to have some deeper issues than he's letting on IMHO
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Aug 20, 2020 17:52
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Waterbed Wendy posted:No his name is Tony and he is married to my step mom. His birthstone is a large rock he carries around the house and he is a veteran. He is a big lad
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Aug 20, 2020 18:45
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:"Baby" Also not my thing. DarkSoulsTantrum posted:If you aren’t making up dumb names for your pets why do you even have them? I make up dumb names for my cat and I only say them to her, lol.
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Aug 20, 2020 18:53
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scootieboopkins
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Aug 20, 2020 18:54
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op the kinda guy who leaves a dog chained up outside its whlle life then puts them down at the ripe old age of 5 because theyre sick
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Aug 20, 2020 18:55
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OP are you jealous your parents love their new dog more than you?
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Aug 20, 2020 18:57
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I cringe when I pick any of our animals up from the vet and the vet tech is all "your daddy is here to take you home!" in a cutesy voice. Like wtf it's a cat in a cardboard box she doesn't give a gently caress. Or I just paid you to stick a finger in the dog's rear end. He's just happy he doesn't feel the need to scoot anymore.
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Aug 20, 2020 18:59
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your animal baby is annoying as gently caress and spoiled to hell get your flea covered cats off me no i don't "want to show them love" i wanna show em a bug bomb i hate my friend's cats! gently caress! my cat is cool she spends her time sunning and only asking for attention at bedtime cuz she likes to sleep on my unconscious body
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Aug 20, 2020 19:00
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there's 12 airbud movies dude, dogs are popular.
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Aug 20, 2020 19:00
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You loving show your cat love! It's lived in one room for loving hell its whole life? You suck!
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Aug 20, 2020 19:02
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I saw a tinder profile once where a lady said she had 3 kids; 2 sons and a dog
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