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i have a cat and he's real good. but he's not my baby. we're roommates / business partners
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Mozi posted:i don't call my dogs babies or children but i do call them big sweeties and little sweeties and sillymonsters and crazymuffins and cutie patooties that's fine. This hate thread is exclusively about treating pets as literal children.
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Aug 20, 2020 21:51
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pets are almost always the child of some other animal, except for when you start with schrodingers evo egg I guess. either way, you're adopting these children as a pet-owner. Either these adopted-children-of-animals-animals people keep as pets are their adopted children or they are their slaves. You don't have a problem with pet-ownership, therefore even you think they are children, because they are.
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Aug 20, 2020 21:51
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Who What Now posted:OP are you jealous your parents love their new dog more than you? My parents never loved me, true, but they also didn't have pets.
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Aug 20, 2020 21:54
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Haramstufe Rot posted:My parents never loved me, true, but they also didn't have pets. Hmmm. Interesting. *hastily scribbles notes*
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Aug 20, 2020 22:15
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Pets are better then children cause they won't grow up into another lovely consumer or worse, a goon!
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Aug 20, 2020 22:30
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dogs make way better friends than the average person you meet
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Aug 20, 2020 23:00
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I feel like this anger is coming from a dark place that can probably be traced back to your youth. I’m sorry your parents didn’t treat you well OP and I hope some day you can find someone who gives you the love you lacked growing up so you too can be a functional adult without these weird neuroses. 
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Aug 21, 2020 00:01
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Haramstufe Rot posted:My parents never loved me, true, but they also didn't have pets. I'll love you OP. Yes I will. Yes I will. Who's my sweet little OP? That's right it's you! *gasp* Who's got grumpy little posts?
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Aug 21, 2020 00:05
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madamimadam posted:I feel like this anger is coming from a dark place that can probably be traced back to your youth. I’m sorry your parents didn’t treat you well OP and I hope some day you can find someone who gives you the love you lacked growing up so you too can be a functional adult without these weird neuroses. This but unironically
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Aug 21, 2020 00:15
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Oooookay If I call you my babydoll we doin some adulting tho 
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Aug 21, 2020 00:15
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I miss the days of baby doll and honey drawers.
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Aug 21, 2020 01:11
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I think it's really loving weird to call your cat your baby. I call my cat my husband
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Aug 21, 2020 01:13
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That's worse, what's wrong with you
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Aug 21, 2020 01:15
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You did well for yourself. He's a very handsome Mr Man isn't he?
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Aug 21, 2020 01:15
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It would make me uncomfortable to call My cat my child, Because one time I left one of my self pleasuring devices running at relatively low speed, kind of like a soft vibration, and he went over to it and he laid on top of it and started purring, I don't know if he thought it looked like another cat or something or it was making noise like another cat, or he just wanted to participate. But that's kind of funny thing for your husband to do, not really so much your child
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Aug 21, 2020 01:16
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Funky See Funky Do posted:You did well for yourself. He's a very handsome Mr Man isn't he? He's very handsome as all ginger tabbies are 
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Aug 21, 2020 01:17
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We saw what you do with your cats the last thread 
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Aug 21, 2020 01:18
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Well, someone just lit a torch to this thread. Im out
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Aug 21, 2020 01:22
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It's not a crime to leave your unaccompanied wand on tingle
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Aug 21, 2020 01:24
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You're just wasting the batteries
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Aug 21, 2020 01:43
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*The cat is just wasting the batteries.
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Aug 21, 2020 01:52
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I'll try not to OP .. sowwy I wuv da wittle iggy wiggy gookie goo
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Aug 21, 2020 02:43
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Let's turn that frown upside down op.
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Aug 21, 2020 02:51
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Pick posted:It would make me uncomfortable to call My cat my child, Because one time I left one of my self pleasuring devices running at relatively low speed, kind of like a soft vibration, and he went over to it and he laid on top of it and started purring, I don't know if he thought it looked like another cat or something or it was making noise like another cat, or he just wanted to participate. But that's kind of funny thing for your husband to do, not really so much your child
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Aug 21, 2020 02:52
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My dogs’ names are Tarkus, Jade, and Ellie but I call them Goober, Jadey-Jade, and Ellie-belly
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Aug 21, 2020 03:28
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fart bitch
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Aug 21, 2020 03:49
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bossy lady posted:fart bitch This is a classic.. at least for me
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Aug 21, 2020 04:39
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i've always kind of wanted a sphynx so i could name them scrotum.
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Aug 21, 2020 04:44
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Who What Now posted:You're just wasting the batteries I only go corded because it's more sustainable. Also if you're really going to town, it saves money over the long run
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Aug 21, 2020 05:52
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I have a bunch of names for my cat Lola. I call her Boofy, Puffy, little girl, Chump-change, and Lola Highroller. My cat Holly is huge and powerful, and I call her Hollybean, Beans, The Beast, The Mean Bean and Monster.
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Aug 21, 2020 06:34
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Pick posted:I only go corded because it's more sustainable. Also if you're really going to town, it saves money over the long run you could just get like. another human. like an actual husband not covered in fur. i suppose you'd be a polygamist if you kept your cat husband too but oh well.
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Aug 21, 2020 08:28
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JD (Just Dog)
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Aug 21, 2020 08:30
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That is the worst proposal I've ever heard. Also it's polyandry for multiple husbands.
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Aug 21, 2020 08:30
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Funky See Funky Do posted:That is the worst proposal I've ever heard. my names not andy
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Aug 21, 2020 08:48
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I’m disappointed that this thread turned out not to be about good names for pets. Like what if you had a miniature dachshund called Kransky
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Aug 21, 2020 10:57
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Hatsune Miku
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Aug 21, 2020 15:50
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Dr. Whiskers for a cat, obviously. Or, Professor Bonesington for a dog. Either way, you're covered.
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Aug 21, 2020 17:07
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I also like when people give pets middle of the road average mediocre human names, like Susan, or Greg. Who's a good Greg?
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One of my dogs growing up was named Chernobyl. She was a good girl and I miss her 
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