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The world is getting worse and this will only happen quicker and quicker. Personally I look forward to chasing boomers in my death-cart shouting TOLD YOU SO YOU OLD gently caress. What are you looking forward to goons?
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I'm looking forward to the next season of The Orville.
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Aug 20, 2020 22:50
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I can finally tell my in-laws we're not having kids. Thankfully I'll just be able to say "Yeah so the fallout killed all my sperm, plus you know, 50/50 shot of a baby being born as a Mutant Lord, can't let that happen."
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Aug 20, 2020 22:51
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i am looking forward to taking a giant wet sloppy DUMP on the hood of your car op
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Aug 20, 2020 22:51
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I bet cannibalism will actually be kinda near
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Aug 20, 2020 22:51
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I do not want long pig sold on the grocery stores. I have enough trouble with short pig.
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Aug 20, 2020 22:53
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I'm going to go take a 20 minute shower and make a note to specifically remember it when I'm drinking sludge out of a broken skull.
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Aug 20, 2020 22:54
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- cyberpunk, gonna be a corpo melee hacker with 2 dicks and no balls - the boys season 2 - dying
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Aug 20, 2020 22:54
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I hope that I'll have a good spot on the skull pyramid to watch the extinction of the human race 
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Aug 20, 2020 23:01
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The world is just dandy IMO
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Aug 20, 2020 23:02
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Jakabite posted:The world is getting worse and this will only happen quicker and quicker. Personally I look forward to chasing boomers in my death-cart shouting TOLD YOU SO YOU OLD gently caress. I challenge you to a duel, what say you
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Aug 20, 2020 23:03
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i can't wait to have nothing to eat except for all these beans
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Aug 20, 2020 23:05
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I can't wait until there's nothing to eat except for all dat rear end. Longpig all day long oink oink
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Aug 20, 2020 23:06
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World dead and gay. So what
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Aug 20, 2020 23:07
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I carefully place the final Funko Pop in its pre-prepared position in my collection as the sounds of looting and rioting draw closer - I whisper to myself "I did it."
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Aug 20, 2020 23:10
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This century is a good century for humankind to die!
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Aug 20, 2020 23:30
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A Fancy Hat posted:I can finally tell my in-laws we're not having kids. Thankfully I'll just be able to say "Yeah so the fallout killed all my sperm, plus you know, 50/50 shot of a baby being born as a Mutant Lord, can't let that happen." I love my Mutant Lord sons
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Aug 20, 2020 23:33
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Cruising away from the city in my 2020 Audi A6 as the mushroom cloud rises behind me, I smile and nod to myself appreciably because the A6 is at once understated yet luxurious, filled with modern technology that is easy to use, and a has a drivetrain that's an absolute delight.
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Aug 20, 2020 23:34
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Why wouldn't you want your son to be a mutant lord? That's like the only reason I'd have kids
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Aug 20, 2020 23:35
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i realized today that rising temperatures means we will eventually have forever hurricanes and had a nice walk and talk with MY GIRLFRIEND about whether it would be happening in our lifetimes or not. we think it will!
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Aug 20, 2020 23:42
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I'm securing my legacy by taking great care of my skull so that the local warlord takes a fancy to it as a trophy and gives it a prominent spot on the bone chariot
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Aug 20, 2020 23:53
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Tribes uncontacted by modern civilisation have become almost extinct; I welcome this conservation effort to reintroduce them and I have to applaud the ambition in going for 100% of the population.
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Aug 21, 2020 00:08
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Extra Large Marge posted:I love my Mutant Lord sons They are confident and ambitious. It wasn't my dream to be a Mutant Lord. Back in my day, Mutant Lord just wasn't an accepted lifestyle. But you have to support your kids, even if you have a hard time understanding them and the world that shaped them.
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Aug 21, 2020 00:11
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You are born a mutant lord, you don't choose it
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Aug 21, 2020 00:12
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Lookin forward you tryin to hide out in the boonies and dying like that dude with the bus
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Aug 21, 2020 00:16
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I'm realizing that maybe I was a little lucky after all It would be much harder to blow my 20s and 30s bartending and gambling like I did back then nowadays I did have fun sorta
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Aug 21, 2020 00:19
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I'm already spoken for, soft man. The megatornado will lift me into stratosphere
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Aug 21, 2020 00:19
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kecske posted:I'm securing my legacy by taking great care of my skull so that the local warlord takes a fancy to it as a trophy and gives it a prominent spot on the bone chariot interesting technique. i have begun the pain staking process of removing my skull piece by piece through my ear aka deskullification. i figure when the local master blaster arrives for my head bone it would be conveniant to just be able to hand it to him.
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Aug 21, 2020 00:25
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It's cool to be part of the generation to know a world before computers and internet, a world where those things became everyday life, and finally a world where electricity and water are things we fight over on spikey apocalypse bicycles as the oil oceans burn in the background
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Aug 21, 2020 00:28
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if i am being honest i've known my entire life that this would happen and it does not surprise me at all.
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Aug 21, 2020 00:31
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Looking at two hour glasses; one labelled "Civilization Collapses" and the other "Cyberpunk 2077 Releases" with increasing anxiety.
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Aug 21, 2020 00:37
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Khanstant posted:It's cool to be part of the generation to know a world before computers and internet, a world where those things became everyday life, and finally a world where electricity and water are things we fight over on spikey apocalypse bicycles as the oil oceans burn in the background Lmao look at this old
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Aug 21, 2020 00:41
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We got Chuck Berry and Chopin, we had a good run
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Aug 21, 2020 00:42
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Anyone with half a brain has known this for years and already been pushed to full nihilism/hedonism by the complete lack of understanding the rest of the species displays. Personally I'm looking forward to The Party at the End of the World. Now you may be thinking to yourself, "there isn't going to be loving party as the world ends, you idiot". Well I assure you, I intend to have one even if I throw it myself.
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Aug 21, 2020 00:42
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Chomp8645 posted:Anyone with half a brain has known this for years and already been pushed to full nihilism/hedonism by the complete lack of understanding the rest of the species displays. Hell yeah
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Aug 21, 2020 00:44
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The US isn't "civilization" and it's not going to be the end of the world (even for Americans) for it to no longer be the #1 dominant global power.
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Aug 21, 2020 00:45
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The end of the world better have enough warning so I can get just all of the drugs
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Aug 21, 2020 00:45
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Start now, it's never too early. If you get good enough drugs they'll last you the rest of your life 
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Aug 21, 2020 00:46
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13Pandora13 posted:The US isn't "civilization" and it's not going to be the end of the world (even for Americans) for it to no longer be the #1 dominant global power. I say we eat this one first.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I say we eat this one first. You'll be disappointed, my diet is loving terrible.
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