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The Voice of Labor posted:your thoughts taste like pickles Get our of my head illithid
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# ? Aug 21, 2020 21:53 |
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:52 |
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Your avatar is so good I'm gonna STEAL IT
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# ? Aug 21, 2020 21:54 |
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the way you chew gum... it's so alluring |
# ? Aug 21, 2020 22:27 |
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City of Glompton posted:the way you chew gum... it's so alluring you look like the type who knows how to "double their pleasure" if you know what I mean let's be real for a second, those gum ads were implying threesomes with twins weren't they
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# ? Aug 22, 2020 01:51 |
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# ? Aug 22, 2020 02:30 |
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Finger Prince posted:emptyquote |
# ? Aug 22, 2020 02:45 |
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your fart reminds me of the smell of my dad scrambling eggs on a Sunday morning.
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# ? Aug 22, 2020 04:14 |
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Your eyes are such a beautiful blue. It's like the blue of the jackets of Napoleon's army, marching off to die in the russian winter |
# ? Aug 22, 2020 04:26 |
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Jaguars! posted:Your eyes are such a beautiful blue. It's like the blue of the jackets of Napoleon's army, marching off to die in the russian winter I think ur looking for the panty dropping smooth operator thread |
# ? Aug 22, 2020 04:33 |
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your casual elegance and infectious laugh remind me of hyacinth, an oc in my ongoing harry potter / pokemon slash fiction who is based loosely on my mother. |
# ? Aug 22, 2020 05:14 |
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you have a very nice personality |
# ? Aug 22, 2020 07:32 |
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I noticed ur discreet body noise just now bravo |
# ? Aug 22, 2020 07:45 |
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Oh. My. God. Becky... Look at her resilience in the face of adversity. |
# ? Aug 22, 2020 11:43 |
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Finger Prince posted:emptyquote
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# ? Aug 22, 2020 12:07 |
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caleb posted:Oh. My. God. Becky... Look at her resilience in the face of adversity. |
# ? Aug 22, 2020 13:27 |
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look how many lizards I crammed into this armoire. i love u |
# ? Aug 22, 2020 14:22 |
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You smell like my grandma
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# ? Aug 22, 2020 20:21 |
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I wouldn't mind waking up to the back of your head every day
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Aug 22, 2020 20:22 |
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Out of all my favorite people in the world you only missed it by this much
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Aug 22, 2020 20:23 |
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your face reminds me of a buttered pancake
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# ? Aug 22, 2020 20:23 |
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I bet your bowels are very regular and your movements have a consistent size and viscosity |
# ? Aug 22, 2020 20:27 |
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you've got an rear end that just won't acquit |
# ? Aug 22, 2020 20:28 |
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Those pants don't make your rear end look big, my EYES do! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Aug 22, 2020 20:29 |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Those pants don't make your rear end look big, my EYES do! lol |
# ? Aug 22, 2020 20:36 |
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hey girl, your arms are looking especially jiggly today~ |
# ? Aug 22, 2020 21:27 |
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Oh my god, look at his ears, so proud and out, I must have him!!! |
# ? Aug 22, 2020 21:27 |
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she has some thicc eyebrows,,,, |
# ? Aug 22, 2020 21:28 |
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Your cheeks look as pale as a summers wind! You look like a vampire that then died! So pretty! |
# ? Aug 22, 2020 21:29 |
hey you look to be about as weird as I am. Want to go hang out in my van?
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# ? Aug 22, 2020 21:49 |
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Those earlobes are very picturesque. Your classical nose could fit right in on some ancient coins. |
# ? Aug 22, 2020 22:15 |
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pixaal posted:your face reminds me of a buttered pancake ...I'd like to spurt thick (maple) syrup all over it. ...I'd like to eat it with some vanilla ice cream. ...I have to stay as far away from you as possible. I'm diabetic, you see. ...I lose control over my bowels whenever I see you. I'm lactose intolerant, you see. |
# ? Aug 22, 2020 22:25 |
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...It's flat and kind of patchy, but divine when you touch my mouth |
# ? Aug 23, 2020 01:32 |
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You're so hot my vital fluids are boiling away at an unacceptable rate and I guess I should stand further away from you?
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Aug 23, 2020 02:10 |
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a cat caller who compliments people on what he thinks their weight is, but also has no concept of average human weight
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# ? Aug 23, 2020 05:11 |
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drat girl. you don't look an ounce over 350. 280? 560. hold up i got this. 430. 290.
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# ? Aug 23, 2020 05:12 |
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lol |
# ? Aug 23, 2020 05:13 |
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You have an unforgettable face because I'm pretty sure I can get a quick 50 grand if the poster at the Post Office is still up and it's actually you!
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Aug 23, 2020 05:26 |
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your signature is very *inhales through the nose* regal |
# ? Aug 23, 2020 05:26 |
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Girl, your eyeballs look hella gelatinous
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# ? Aug 23, 2020 07:31 |
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:52 |
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we have compatible genitalia |
# ? Aug 23, 2020 08:52 |