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the trees and scrub is burning and my bucket of water didn’t stop it
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I’m out of ideas I tried chucking water on it from my bucket it just made the fire angrier
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Aug 22, 2020 06:22
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VANISHER
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my bladder is full and i’m ready to help |
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Aug 22, 2020 06:25
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Please hurry
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Aug 22, 2020 06:51
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I need all of your piss
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Aug 22, 2020 06:52
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I'm pissing as hard as I can!
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Aug 22, 2020 06:57
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if you already tried the bucket thing, AND the piss thing, i'm gonna suggest putting your home on the market
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Aug 22, 2020 07:11
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I was wondering if you could put the fire out already because the smoke interfered with my viewing of the sunset earlier this evening. Tia |
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Aug 22, 2020 07:15
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Sorry
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Aug 22, 2020 07:16
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I will make it rain. Is it raining yet? P.S.- Sorry I rained you out! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 22, 2020 07:19
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Apparently these guys know how to use piss AND buckets 
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Aug 22, 2020 07:20
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another byob success story
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Aug 22, 2020 07:23
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:Apparently these guys know how to use piss AND buckets They really do |
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Aug 22, 2020 07:25
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high pressure piss hose
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:high pressure piss hose Urine luck! **breaks arm patting self on back for THAT one** https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 22, 2020 07:29
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what if it fires back up OP, build a moat |
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Aug 22, 2020 08:07
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I'll go and tell the fire it's in serious trouble if it doesn't stop that. Fires these days are so childish. |
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Aug 22, 2020 08:28
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I'll float in the moat
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Aug 22, 2020 08:34
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You gotta fight the fire with your fists. You gotta show dominance. Go to the toughest and most infamous fire and beat the poo poo out of it using bare fists.
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Aug 22, 2020 10:36
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Try to reason with the fire. Maybe try and make your neighbor's house seem more appealing |
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Aug 22, 2020 11:09
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That fire was out for dominance That fire was out for world control But it didn’t factor My yob credentials and intense training from decades past I got to unload my gallons of fluid And fire only got a little scrub. My house stands and smells of the sweet sweet smoke of success. A good day.
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Aug 22, 2020 11:36
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I walk out of the brush behind OP's house completely immolated, my flesh is sloughing off and a mottled black speckling of char dots my body below the conflagration surrounding me, the lipless teeth of my skull chatter up and down. "Sir," I say, as my near jellied eyes look towards the flames lapping up and down my melting arms "you are being unreasonable, unhand me at once." |
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Aug 22, 2020 11:37
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hey mr fireman wht's the ladder for? u ever try to piss on the roof, billy?
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Macnult posted:my bladder is full and i’m ready to help post the bladder |
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Aug 22, 2020 13:16
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Take off your shoes You are standing on holy ground |
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Aug 22, 2020 16:15
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old friend posted:post the bladder 
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Aug 22, 2020 16:17
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cuck the fire cow it into submission
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asking the fire what’s been going on and trying my best to de-escalate until the firefighters arrive |
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Aug 22, 2020 17:01
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Use the fire to light a massive joint and blow the smoke into it's face until it chills out |
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Aug 22, 2020 17:11
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Fight fire with fire. Try attacking the fire with a flame thrower |
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Aug 22, 2020 19:46
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thx 4 the piss it really made the difference
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fukk |
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Aug 22, 2020 22:41
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remove all the oxygen! just inhale really deeply until the flames go out
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Aug 22, 2020 23:07
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same but the fire is my stepdad
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Aug 23, 2020 02:22
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nut posted:same but the fire is my stepdad fillin’ up the bladder as we speak |
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Aug 23, 2020 02:48
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Macnult posted:fillin’ up the bladder as we speak no it only makes him stronger 
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Aug 23, 2020 02:54
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is your house also a disco?
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Aug 23, 2020 03:47
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or a taco bell?
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Aug 23, 2020 03:47
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Perhaps it is the gates of Hell |
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Hell boy is the rural fire brigade
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