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And they are all humorless fucks who keep responding to my poo poo-tweets with serious replies. Also they’re going to take my rear end in a top hat twitter persona seriously and it’s going to be weird. If I block them they will be indignant babies about it. I hate the internet
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Yet you post on the internet. Curious!
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EorayMel posted:Yet you post on the internet. Curious! Hoist by my own retard
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The Management posted:Hoist by my own retard 
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Aug 23, 2020 20:13
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ive had to delete a few socialized mediums because a co worker found it. now i just dont have any and print out my jokes and pet pictures and show them to the trees.
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Aug 23, 2020 20:13
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isn't the whole point of twitter to ruin your career by someone retweeting that stupid poo poo you said 10 years ago
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Aug 23, 2020 20:18
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The Management posted:And they are all humorless fucks who keep responding to my poo poo-tweets with serious replies. Also they’re going to take my rear end in a top hat twitter persona seriously and it’s going to be weird. If I block them they will be indignant babies about it. I hate the internet just tell them it isn't you, prob solved u big rear end baby
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Aug 23, 2020 20:21
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What kind of nonsense are you tweeting thats gonna get you in hot water with your coworkers? If you cant explain it to a layperson as a joke maybe dont put your face with a comment that you would regret someone in your life finding and misinterpreting? I dont use the twitter but i bet theres a way to set up an anonymous account that you can post as much problematic stuff as you want from
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I deleted or changed the details of any account that could be found using my details when the HR department at work drunkenly showed me this ridiculous tool they use. They just put in as much or a little personal information about somebody they have and some webservice just scans the entire internet for accounts which they can look at. I didn't think I had anything identifiable on my Twitter and stuff but the tool still found me (I assume through my email). I got them to check again as another drunk favour after I changed stuff and nothing but my LinkedIn came up, which was fine. poo poo's loving terrifying.
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Aug 23, 2020 20:36
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I hope you tweeted about it, op
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Aug 23, 2020 20:50
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RepeatingMeme posted:What kind of nonsense are you tweeting thats gonna get you in hot water with your coworkers? If you cant explain it to a layperson as a joke maybe dont put your face with a comment that you would regret someone in your life finding and misinterpreting? I dont use the twitter but i bet theres a way to set up an anonymous account that you can post as much problematic stuff as you want from You sound like some kind of coworker.
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Aug 23, 2020 20:57
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Lol that you associate any social media with yourself in any way
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Aug 23, 2020 21:06
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Delete your account!
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a mysterious cloak posted:Lol that you associate any social media with yourself in any way b-b-but my personal branding!
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Nobody’s going to fire me for my tweets, and I’m not famous enough to be cancelled. It’s just that people who get offended by everything will find plenty of things to be offended by. And then they’re going to be awkward about it at work, and probably add me to their list of problematic people Actually this might work out better than I thought
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The Management posted:It’s just that people who get offended by everything will find plenty of things to be offended by. And then they’re going to be awkward about it at work, and probably add me to their list of problematic people sounds like a great twitter
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Aug 23, 2020 21:33
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Inept posted:sounds like a great twitter It’s boring and dumb, much like my posting
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Aug 23, 2020 21:43
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Normies ruined the internet
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Lol I found a whole group of people who had been making oblique references to me being their group lover/husband/coworker/child for years and they started doing all sorts of stupid crazy poo poo when I said I consented to none of that. Most of them can’t go outside now. The internet is stupid and I am less popular than people who respond to spam. 
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does anyone else think that john krasinski (in his prime) would have made a good Wayne Gretzky, like dang they really missed a casting oppportunity there
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Pretend it ain't you. Have someone post from your account while you are at work. Drop little hints about your fake persona in twitts. Like, if you are a lumberjack in really life, drop little tidbits about your career as a dick sucking factory accountant. Create plausible deniability. Like, if you are Jewish in real life, you could twitt about how you want to exterminate all Jewish people and how great Hitler was.
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Ghosty posted:I deleted or changed the details of any account that could be found using my details when the HR department at work drunkenly showed me this ridiculous tool they use. They just put in as much or a little personal information about somebody they have and some webservice just scans the entire internet for accounts which they can look at. I didn't think I had anything identifiable on my Twitter and stuff but the tool still found me (I assume through my email). I got them to check again as another drunk favour after I changed stuff and nothing but my LinkedIn came up, which was fine. poo poo's loving terrifying. Uhhh gently caress wait what. Isn’t your account email supposed to be private? ClamdestineBoyster posted:Lol I found a whole group of people who had been making oblique references to me being their group lover/husband/coworker/child for years and they started doing all sorts of stupid crazy poo poo when I said I consented to none of that. Most of them can’t go outside now. The internet is stupid and I am less popular than people who respond to spam. Lol can you explain what you mean by “a whole group of people who had been making oblique references to me being their group lover/husband/coworker/child “???
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Starks posted:Uhhh gently caress wait what. Isn’t your account email supposed to be private? It might not have been my email, I just assume it was because that’s basically the only thing on it that I can think of that linked back to me. I thought it was meant to be private, too, though.
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Starks posted:Uhhh gently caress wait what. Isn’t your account email supposed to be private? Well, it wasn’t actually any wives, friends, coworkers, or my mom and dad. I gave them the benefit of the doubt for a while but then they started making crackhead art about their emotions. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Well, it wasn’t actually any wives, friends, coworkers, or my mom and dad. I gave them the benefit of the doubt for a while but then they started making crackhead art about their emotions. I still don’t understand. You found a group of people pretending they were related to you online? Why would they do that? Are you famous or something? Did you know them in real life? Why can’t they go outside now? Did they know each other?
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The Management posted:retard That's hate speech and ableist you prick
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Starks posted:I still don’t understand. You found a group of people pretending they were related to you online? Why would they do that? Are you famous or something? Did you know them in real life? Why can’t they go outside now? Did they know each other? No I’m not famous I’m just super funny and good with the ladies and poo poo. I think I might have walked by them at a party or something one time but I don’t know them. Animals will attack them if they go outside. I think they knew each other in some sort of collective sense but they would have to smoke crack together to be able to tolerate each other for any period of time without rigidly scheduled activities.
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Aug 23, 2020 22:27
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all the cool kids use tiktok now op
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Do it ironically posted:all the cool kids use tiktok now op Good, I hope they stay there and leave me alone
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The Management posted:Nobody’s going to fire me for my tweets, and I’m not famous enough to be cancelled. It’s just that people who get offended by everything will find plenty of things to be offended by. And then they’re going to be awkward about it at work, and probably add me to their list of problematic people this is every assholes windup speech about how theyre not a huge rear end in a top hat
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RepeatingMeme posted:What kind of nonsense are you tweeting thats gonna get you in hot water with your coworkers? If you cant explain it to a layperson as a joke maybe dont put your face with a comment that you would regret someone in your life finding and misinterpreting? I dont use the twitter but i bet theres a way to set up an anonymous account that you can post as much problematic stuff as you want from (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) ^whoa. if you copy and paste this SA is smart enough to know to turn it into a link gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Aug 23, 2020 |
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Robo Reagan posted:this is every assholes windup speech about how theyre not a huge rear end in a top hat The entire point is that I am a huge rear end in a top hat, but only outside of work
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nobody at work knows who I am
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So is OP gonna post his twitter now or what I mean, if your IRL people already know it just share it with the rest of us now
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Post your Twitter op
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:No I’m not famous I’m just super funny and good with the ladies and poo poo. I think I might have walked by them at a party or something one time but I don’t know them. Animals will attack them if they go outside. I think they knew each other in some sort of collective sense but they would have to smoke crack together to be able to tolerate each other for any period of time without rigidly scheduled activities. oh drat dude you need serious psychiatric care and maybe to stop smoking crack
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Give it a loving rest dude.
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No one IRL has the faintest idea of the huge walls of text I write about games and thank god for that.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Give it a loving rest dude. do you think im all the other people who have told you to quit smoking crack?
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