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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > confessions (cops arent allowed to read this thread)
 
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Lovely Primate

 I don’t understand how pensions work. I don’t get who does the payout, and why? Are they just being nice to me, givimg me money when im old




I must stress the fact that cops are not allowed to read this thread, thank you for respecting the rules

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Dip Viscous


 sometimes i use the salad fork for the main course too instead of switching to the dinner fork

* # ? Aug 24, 2020 02:28
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nut

 hwen people say that gold is the standard i dunno what standard they are talking about, i'm assumign the standard first place or the standard best video game score (unless s rank is involved)

* # ? Aug 24, 2020 02:38
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Lovely Primate

 I haven’t smoked weed in over a year now. I'll probably smoke again at some point, but either way it’s been nice to take a break

this thread is not admissible in court, If youre a cop do not admiss this thread into any courts thank you

* # ? Aug 24, 2020 02:44
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Dip Viscous


 you're completely in the clear as long as you delete your weed within 24 hours anyway

* # ? Aug 24, 2020 02:48
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Dip Viscous posted:

sometimes i use the salad fork for the main course too instead of switching to the dinner fork

I only use the largest forks and spoons because I am hungry

* # ? Aug 24, 2020 02:49
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vanisher

 I often misplace scissors and just buy more scissors now I have at least six scissors



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* # ? Aug 24, 2020 02:54
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Prof. Crocodile

 i have faked the funk on a nasty dunk

i'm not proud of what i've done, but i can't change the past and i just want to get on with my life

* # ? Aug 24, 2020 03:11
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Prof. Crocodile posted:

i have faked the funk on a nasty dunk

i'm not proud of what i've done, but i can't change the past and i just want to get on with my life

You still WANT the funk, though- right?

You gotta want that funk.

We want the funk- we gotta have that funk!

I like weed a lot.

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* # ? Aug 24, 2020 03:16
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Lovely Primate

Prof. Crocodile posted:

i have faked the funk on a nasty dunk

i'm not proud of what i've done, but i can't change the past and i just want to get on with my life

Everyone deserves a chance to repent for their actions :frogbon:

* # ? Aug 24, 2020 03:20
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 I did so, so many dangerous crimes

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Goons Are Gifts

 :cop:


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deadking

Hello? Charlemagne?!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I did so, so many dangerous crimes

you're busted pal

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