wtf this game doesn't make any sense!!! why wouldn't you always just play b

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > wtf this game doesn't make any sense!!! why wouldn't you always just play b

«‹›2 »

cda: by Hand Knit

lowjob

# ? Aug 24, 2020 03:31

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:25

nut

the cum pain

# ? Aug 24, 2020 03:36

Prof. Crocodile

why did they use the plural 'papers' in the description of scissors? starting to question the quality of this blowjob joke shirt tbqh.

# ? Aug 24, 2020 03:49

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

*Me sucking off my opponent* Hahahaha this noob didn't know he could just play blowjob.

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

# ? Aug 24, 2020 03:50

Prof. Crocodile

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

*Me sucking off my opponent* Hahahaha this noob didn't know he could just play blowjob.

# ? Aug 24, 2020 03:51

cda: by Hand Knit

*me playing rock paper scissors for years*: hell yeah theyre finally going to do an update, hope it doesn't mess with the game balance

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

# ? Aug 24, 2020 04:28

alnilam

tfw you max out a bj character and then they nerf it big time next update

# ? Aug 24, 2020 04:56

alnilam

can you imagine being the person who puts all these thousands of t shirt designs onto the same wooden background, or busty model, and takes exactly the same pic every time but with a different graphic on the t shirt. it's thankless work.

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Aug 24, 2020 04:59

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

*Loses 50th ranked match to blowjob matchup* BULLSHIT!!! BULLSHIT!! *Mic blows out* THATS SO loving CHEAP!!!

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

# ? Aug 24, 2020 05:06

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

**Through gritted teeth**: I got rock jaw, I gotta go rock, not faper or fivverv...

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
_{_{Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps}}
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

# ? Aug 24, 2020 05:23

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

*Me sucking off my opponent* Hahahaha this noob didn't know he could just play blowjob.

# ? Aug 24, 2020 06:29

Goons Are Gifts

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

*Me sucking off my opponent* Hahahaha this noob didn't know he could just play blowjob.

# ? Aug 24, 2020 10:22

Goons Are Gifts

Now I finally understand the succ zone.

# ? Aug 24, 2020 10:23

google THIS

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

*Me sucking off my opponent* Hahahaha this noob didn't know he could just play blowjob.

# ? Aug 24, 2020 14:40

cda: by Hand Knit

oh, you main blowjob? well *wonka meme face* what a surprise

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

# ? Aug 24, 2020 14:50

cda: by Hand Knit

this isnt a rock, its a handjob, and surprisingly sometimes it beats blowjob if i'm really tired

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

# ? Aug 24, 2020 14:52

google THIS

I know for a fact that there are cases where scissors beats blowjob

# ? Aug 24, 2020 15:15

FutonForensic

as a gamer, this insults me

# ? Aug 24, 2020 15:49

google THIS

Charlie Brown: No way! I'm not falling for that one again!

Dick Sucking Trolley Robot Van Pelt: COME ON CHARLIE BROWN I PROMISE I WILL LET YOU WIN THIS TIME

# ? Aug 24, 2020 15:59

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

*Me sucking off my opponent* Hahahaha this noob didn't know he could just play blowjob.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

*Loses 50th ranked match to blowjob matchup* BULLSHIT!!! BULLSHIT!! *Mic blows out* THATS SO loving CHEAP!!!

cda posted:

oh, you main blowjob? well *wonka meme face* what a surprise

goldmine

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Aug 24, 2020 16:13

Prof. Crocodile

alnilam posted:

tfw you max out a bj character and then they nerf it big time next update

# ? Aug 24, 2020 17:27

frump truck: hello... again!

google THIS posted:

I know for a fact that there are cases where scissors beats blowjob

# ? Aug 24, 2020 19:44

Finger Prince

Where does 'the shocker' stand on this tier list? Kyle was asking.

# ? Aug 24, 2020 19:52

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

The game ends in sudden death when the competitors end up in a 69

# ? Aug 24, 2020 20:24

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

google THIS posted:

Charlie Brown: No way! I'm not falling for that one again!

Dick Sucking Trolley Robot Van Pelt: COME ON CHARLIE BROWN I PROMISE I WILL LET YOU WIN THIS TIME

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
_{_{Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps}}
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

# ? Aug 24, 2020 20:55

wearing a lampshade

nut posted:

the cum pain

# ? Aug 24, 2020 21:00

old friend

# ? Aug 24, 2020 21:45

cda: by Hand Knit

old friend posted:

pointing at the persons face and sayign "cock"

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

# ? Aug 24, 2020 21:56

old friend

cda posted:

pointing at the persons face and sayign "cock"

lmao

# ? Aug 24, 2020 21:57

nut

???

# ? Aug 24, 2020 22:03

google THIS

This is why I only play vanilla these house rules get too confusing

# ? Aug 24, 2020 22:22

google THIS

Like don't even get me started on whatever this poo poo is

# ? Aug 24, 2020 22:26

nut

ya gently caress trees

# ? Aug 24, 2020 22:32

Prof. Crocodile

google THIS posted:

Like don't even get me started on whatever this poo poo is

air beats gun? sponge beats air?

either these people don't know how air works or i don't know how air works

# ? Aug 24, 2020 22:34

cda: by Hand Knit

nut posted:

???

got punched in the throat while trying to give a blowjob, i still won

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

# ? Aug 24, 2020 22:35

Prof. Crocodile

nut posted:

???

maybe it means punching a throat with a cock from the inside? :shrug:

# ? Aug 24, 2020 22:36

nut

mess with the bull you get the

# ? Aug 24, 2020 23:05

Jaguars!

gf: Kneels and reaches for my fly

me: This is so unfair

# ? Aug 25, 2020 01:19

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

google THIS posted:

Like don't even get me started on whatever this poo poo is

staring at this image with my eyes unfocused like a buddhist monk meditating on a mandala and i have finally figured out how to win the rock paper scissors match with my highschool nemesis earnhardt from chess club. soon i will be lord of all and will finally be able to ask kathrine to our ironic corvid-19 themed prom where everyone wears a bird mask and pukes in each others' mouths

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 25, 2020 05:39

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:25

vanisher

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Aug 25, 2020 06:53

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > wtf this game doesn't make any sense!!! why wouldn't you always just play b

«‹›2 »