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A couple weeks ago Jerry Falwell Jr was on thin ice when an instagram post received backlash. It was harmless, and the only thing he was guilty of was being a dork, but it conflicted with his position as head of Liberty University.  For the unfamiliar - LU is infamous for being the holiest Christian school in the USA. Students are forbidden from watching R rated movies, hugs have a 3 second maximum, and dancing is considered a gateway drug to lusting and is forbidden as Jesus Christ intended. The IG post had mostly blown over while Falwell was on a leave of absense, until this afternoon - when reports surfaced that for the last nine years, Falwell's would let a Miami poolboy bang his wife while Jerry sat in the corner watching. His resignation has just been announced. Reuters posted:Giancarlo Granda told the news service that he met the couple in 2012 while working as a hotel pool attendant at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach and that the affair lasted from that time into 2018. Instead of just owning up to his kink, Falwell is instead doubling down and claiming that he's being blackmailed, though he isn't denying his proclivity for the cuckold lifestyle. How will this affect the students at Liberty? Is fundamental Christianity finally dead, or is the devil playing tricks on us?
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what is that sentence about black water supposed to mean? are liberty unionists not allowed to drink soda? he could've just said it was a coke if he was trying to lie about what he was drinking 
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Aug 24, 2020 23:35
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Seems like they’re okay with Coke. http://www.liberty.edu/index.cfm?id=866767&blogpid=33102&pid=9720
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Aug 24, 2020 23:41
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One must abstain from the imbibing of caffeinated beverages, as consuming such vilesome liquids is a pathway for Satan and his dark arts to enter into one's soul, from one's anus. So saith our Lord, praise Allah.
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Aug 24, 2020 23:44
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pool maintenance isnt actually difficult. the entire profession is about banging your wife. not a noble calling like lawnmowsmanship or pizza courier
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Aug 24, 2020 23:54
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gary oldmans diary posted:pool maintenance isnt actually difficult. the entire profession is about banging your wife. not a noble calling like lawnmowsmanship or pizza courier Who bangs the poolboy's wife?
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Aug 24, 2020 23:55
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Bad Purchase posted:what is that sentence about black water supposed to mean? are liberty unionists not allowed to drink soda? he could've just said it was a coke if he was trying to lie about what he was drinking well mormons can't drink caffeinated beverages so wouldn't be surprising.
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Aug 24, 2020 23:55
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Who bangs the poolboy's wife? The poolboy's poolboy. Its poolboys all the way down
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Aug 24, 2020 23:56
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Bad Purchase posted:what is that sentence about black water supposed to mean? are liberty unionists not allowed to drink soda? he could've just said it was a coke if he was trying to lie about what he was drinking It was a "Trailer Park Boys" themed party and Falwell was dressed as Julian. For those unfamiliar with the show - the running joke of the character is that he is literally never seen without a rum and coke in his hand at all times.
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Aug 25, 2020 00:11
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Referring to "black water" on a boat means poo poo and piss water. I'm just gonna assume he's using marine terminology which is pretty on brand.
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Aug 25, 2020 00:14
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It also goes without saying that TPB is not appropriate "Christian" viewing according to falwell's university standards, so him hosting a tv-show theme party on his private yacht, when said show is almost entirely about drinking, getting high, fighting, stealing, and homoerotism, probably didn't go over really well with his dipshit evangelical marks
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drat horror queefs posted:It was a "Trailer Park Boys" themed party and Falwell was dressed as Julian. For those unfamiliar with the show - the running joke of the character is that he is literally never seen without a rum and coke in his hand at all times. See that changes everything - Julian totally loved jerkin it while watching other men plow his wife. Don't you see? Falwell's been in character for a decade.
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Aug 25, 2020 00:20
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935 posted:A couple weeks ago Jerry Falwell Jr was on thin ice when an instagram post received backlash. It was harmless, and the only thing he was guilty of was being a dork, but it conflicted with his position as head of Liberty University. You also forgot to mention he was "liking" a bunch of Instagram posts of high school girls the past few weeks. Imagine this idiot runs an entire university but doesn't know that "likes" on Instagram are public. I don't know much about Liberty U but I'm assuming it's the type of school that will literally get you laughed out of a job interview if it's on your resume?
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Aug 25, 2020 00:20
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Important update OP, your thread is already outdated: https://twitter.com/MaggieSeverns/s...ingawful.com%2F
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Aug 25, 2020 00:21
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take my wife plz
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Aug 25, 2020 00:26
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Fundie Christians are so loving weird. So focused on sin. Just get over yourself and enjoy your life and your kinks and blow your load every day. God is cool with whatever, idiots.
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Aug 25, 2020 00:44
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Go nuts, unzip your pants and drink a glass full of poo poo, GOD DONT CARE
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Aug 25, 2020 00:48
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You forgot the quotes around "University" OP
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Aug 25, 2020 00:48
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Literally every right-wing fundamentalist, I genuinely believe without exception, is a more depraved gently caress than the people they rail against. I know you are probably thinking "duh," but honestly. Think for a minute about how the entirety of fundamentalist Christianity is built on lying about who you are, and... wonder how you can get in on that profitable action!!!
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Aug 25, 2020 00:58
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Inept posted:take my wife plz The wife must have been absolutely thrilled she got to bang the pool boy and the shabby old drunk sitting in the corner. DickParasite fucked around with this message at 01:15 on Aug 25, 2020 |
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Aug 25, 2020 00:59
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:Important update OP, your thread is already outdated: https://twitter.com/sirajahashmi/status/1298036180672557061?s=21 
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Aug 25, 2020 01:01
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Maybe he just really loves his wife and wanted her to have nice things. I mean look at the guy, there's a 0% chance his dick ever gets harder than a water balloon full of applesauce
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Aug 25, 2020 01:03
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man its clear a buncha people here never read THE BOOK OF ACTS
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Aug 25, 2020 01:05
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The Poolboy's Tale
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Aug 25, 2020 01:07
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drat that dude looks like a combination of al bundy and ted bundy. 
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Aug 25, 2020 01:08
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Blessed are the poolboys, for they shall inherit our wives
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Aug 25, 2020 01:10
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Not judging but "weird right wing scion" and "avid cuckold fetishist" has way too much overlap out there in the conservative male demo
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Riot Bimbo posted:Not judging but "weird right wing scion" and "avid cuckold fetishist" has way too much overlap out there in the conservative male demo The 'cuck' insult didn't come from nowhere.
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Aug 25, 2020 01:15
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I thought this was news months ago??? Is this deja vu? Or just another generic loud-mouthed "family values" Republican caught with the pool boy's dick out? Edit: there was some 2019 news about sexy photos from 2016 http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/following-racy-photos-report-falwell-has-some-explaining-do Serjeant Snubbin fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Aug 25, 2020 |
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Aug 25, 2020 01:21
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Just me, taking a pants-unbuttoned picture with an attractive woman while my non-alcoholic beverage gut slides out like a pearly white grub.
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Aug 25, 2020 01:23
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Does the poolboy still clean the pool? Or once things are all intertwined does he pretty much quit doing that? Or does he keep maintaining the pool during regular hours, and fun time is scheduled separately? Do they bring in a second, less attractive poolboy to actually clean the pool?
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Aug 25, 2020 01:26
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i'm starting to think this guy isn't a Christian at all!
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Aug 25, 2020 01:27
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Motherfucker posted:The 'cuck' insult didn't come from nowhere. See also: Paul Manafort and Roger Stone
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Aug 25, 2020 01:28
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Baxter posted:Does the poolboy still clean the pool? Or once things are all intertwined does he pretty much quit doing that? Or does he keep maintaining the pool during regular hours, and fun time is scheduled separately? Do they bring in a second, less attractive poolboy to actually clean the pool? The pool boy cleans the pool, but after he fucks the wife. It’s all part of the code. I mean he’s still getting paid to perform a service.
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Aug 25, 2020 01:30
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kimihia posted:I thought this was news months ago??? Yeah, I thought the Falwell pool boy threesomes were old news. Was it really only a year ago?
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kimihia posted:I thought this was news months ago??? This has been rumored for a while, just based on the fact that Jerry loaned this dude $1.8 million to start a hostel in Florida (  ).But today is different cuz last night Falwell tried to defuse it by blaming his wife for having an affair, but today the pool boy is talking and he has texts, audio, and screenshots proving that Jerry was part of it. Now, I was hoping that Jerry was getting railed by the pol boy, but sadly it’s not THAT good. But it’s amazing how many rumors are getting straight up confirmed these past few years. Makes me think there’s a piss tape somewhere out there. 
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Baxter posted:Does the poolboy still clean the pool? Or once things are all intertwined does he pretty much quit doing that? Or does he keep maintaining the pool during regular hours, and fun time is scheduled separately? Do they bring in a second, less attractive poolboy to actually clean the pool? It goes pretty much like the beginning of Jurassic Park: "Cuckold team, step away!" "Cleaning team, move in!"
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Aug 25, 2020 01:32
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Baxter posted:Does the poolboy still clean the pool? Or once things are all intertwined does he pretty much quit doing that? Or does he keep maintaining the pool during regular hours, and fun time is scheduled separately? Do they bring in a second, less attractive poolboy to actually clean the pool? If cuck porns anything to go by it’s now falwells job
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Aug 25, 2020 01:33
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Baxter posted:Does the poolboy still clean the pool? Or once things are all intertwined does he pretty much quit doing that? Or does he keep maintaining the pool during regular hours, and fun time is scheduled separately? Do they bring in a second, less attractive poolboy to actually clean the pool? It wasn’t even their own pool boy. Dude was the pool boy at a resort in Florida they stayed at in 2012 or something. He hasn’t been cleaning pools lately, ‘cuz they lent him $1.8 million to start a business - a hostel in Florida. The relationship soured over money. Sounds like the hostel business doesn’t exactly rake in the dough, so pool boy needed regular infusions of money to keep it going, and the Falwells didn’t want to pay any more.
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that is why they sent him he is an expert
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