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In a blow that is sure to break the hearts of fans of ludicrously outsized knockers everywhere, Chelsea Charms, former owner of the world's largest enhanced boobs, has retired. She got a breast reduction and removed the perpetually expanding silicone string implants that were responsible for her iconic bust. If you're like me, who grew up with Chelsea Charms as your earliest memory of porn on the internet, you are probably very sad (in every sense of the word). A moment of silence for two of the greats. RIP, Chelsea Charms's boobs.
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Aug 25, 2020 03:02
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Wait that’s not a breakfast cereal?
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Aug 25, 2020 03:08
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Flared Basic Bitch posted:Wait that’s not a breakfast cereal? No but they came with plenty of milk IYKWIM 
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Aug 25, 2020 03:18
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Man after those big gnarly silicon sacs rolled out the surgeon must have looked like a Japanese fisherman hauling up a net made of skin
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Aug 25, 2020 03:21
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Man after those big gnarly silicon sacs rolled out the surgeon must have looked like a Japanese fisherman hauling up a net made of skin Like the post-diet Fat Bastard.
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Aug 25, 2020 03:24
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That wasn’t a breast lift so much as a change in alTITude
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Aug 25, 2020 03:30
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Did she previously use a wheelbarrow to transport those gazongas or what?
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Aug 25, 2020 11:05
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Applewhite posted:No but they came with plenty of milk IYKWIM you're banned
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Aug 25, 2020 14:54
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YET ANOTHER LOG ON THE FUNERAL PYRE THAT IS THIS hosed HELL
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Aug 25, 2020 15:01
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did they save the masses of skin for like grafting on burns victims
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Aug 25, 2020 15:05
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Applewhite posted:No but they came with plenty of milk IYKWIM I'm pretty sure her milk ducts were completely and udderly destroyed by the third surgery.
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Aug 25, 2020 15:05
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"string" implants is a interesting thing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polypropylene_breast_implantquote:The polypropylene, which is yarn-like, causes irritation to the implant pocket which causes the production of serum which fills the implant pocket on a continual basis.[citation needed] This causes continuous expansion of the breast after surgery. Growth can only be alleviated by removal of serum by syringe. Problems can also arise if the breasts enlarge at different rates. This can be corrected by removal of serum or introduction of sterile saline. Continual breast growth will eventually result in "extreme, almost cartoonish breast sizes."
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Aug 25, 2020 15:07
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I didn’t even know Chelsea Charms was still working. drat, girl, good for you!  As a lover of comically-oversized porn boobies, this news makes me sad. Chelsea Charms owns and we need more people like Chelsea Charms in the world today and throughout the entire future yes I am advocating in favor of the surgical enhancement of breasts, potentially to gigantic circus balloon sizes, openly and unashamedly, and if you got a problem with it then gently caress you. I also advocate for better and safer surgical breast enhancement techniques to achieve these ends 
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Aug 25, 2020 15:38
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I. M. Gei posted:I didn’t even know Chelsea Charms was still working. drat, girl, good for you! At least we still have BeShine, even if she isn't as pretty as Chelsea.
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Aug 25, 2020 15:56
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I remember typing "big boobs" into Hotbot back when I was 14 and being overawed by Chelsea Charms's freakishly giant melons.
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Aug 25, 2020 15:59
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Who What Now posted:I'm pretty sure her milk ducts were completely and udderly destroyed by the third surgery. Busted
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Aug 25, 2020 16:03
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I wonder if they let her keep the implants in a jar like tonsils.
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Aug 25, 2020 16:35
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bossy lady posted:I wonder if they let her keep the implants in a jar like tonsils. *wheeling a giant jar out of the hospital on a dolly*
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Aug 25, 2020 16:50
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I hope that she donated her big ol honkers to an underprivileged person in need
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Aug 25, 2020 19:26
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drat horror queefs posted:I hope that she donated her big ol honkers to an underprivileged person in need I hope she gave them a tasteful funeral. Mournful.
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Aug 25, 2020 19:39
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It's good that she did this. It's hard having a long distance relationship with your own nipples
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Aug 25, 2020 19:48
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She was no Pamela Peaks or Wendy Whoppers.
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Aug 25, 2020 19:50
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Pus. It was all pus.
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Aug 25, 2020 20:00
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Putty posted:Pus. It was all pus. Fair is fair, I also want to give them a sticky white fluid.
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Aug 25, 2020 20:03
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The larger the breasts the more beautiful the woman
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Aug 25, 2020 20:03
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Grevling posted:The larger the breasts the more beautiful the woman That's why I am often considered the most beautiful woman on earth Who What Now fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Aug 25, 2020 |
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Aug 25, 2020 20:05
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Universe Master posted:She was no Pamela Peaks or Wendy Whoppers. Pff, they wish they had half her boobs.
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Aug 25, 2020 20:24
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I'm more of a Milena Velba man, myself
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Aug 25, 2020 20:36
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Applewhite posted:Busted I hate goodbyes so I’ll just wish her tata for now.
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Aug 25, 2020 20:37
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Applewhite posted:At least we still have BeShine, even if she isn't as pretty as Chelsea. 
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Aug 25, 2020 20:41
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Don’t worry everyone! Maxi Mounds is still there for your bulging boobie needs.
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Aug 25, 2020 20:44
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I wish I had record breaking tits. Finally, a goal worth living for.
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Aug 25, 2020 21:13
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...or DYING for
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Aug 25, 2020 21:14
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Applewhite posted:Pff, they wish they had half her boobs. They wish they had one of her boobs?
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Aug 25, 2020 21:22
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they probably want to take up archery at some point
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Aug 25, 2020 21:29
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i once watched a tv program about freaky accidents or something idk, but there was a story about some people boat fishing and a sword fish jumped out of the water impaling a woman. except in only impaled her tits. her fake tits. they had an interview and the only thing the guys on the boat with her said was 'i didn't even know she had a boob job!' that's my story.
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Aug 26, 2020 00:01
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Who What Now posted:I'm more of a Milena Velba man, myself She's no Nadine Jansen.
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Aug 26, 2020 00:17
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Correct. Two people are not the same person.
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Aug 26, 2020 00:19
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Let's ask tim allen about iconic busts
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Aug 26, 2020 00:20
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Her back must hurt
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Aug 26, 2020 00:40
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