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Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:
She could smuggle at least 3 haitian children in those things.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Jailbrekr posted:

She could smuggle at least 3 haitian children in those things.

How would they survive?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Who What Now posted:

How would they survive?

Fill them with oxygenated fluid like that scene from The Abyss

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Omg RIDICULOUS

Like that synthol armed guy but even more stupid

Sigh

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Why am i just now learning of this? Wtf

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
This is the worst thing to happen to boobs since Himiwako retired from the public eye.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
My wife works for a division of Johnson & Johnson that makes sutures and prosthetics and bunch and she bought home a bunch of breast implants and I use them as stress balls and also to put under my shirt and pretend I'm Tigerr Benson and dance around to GOODBYE HORSES while poorly applying lipstick and stuff. They're pretty rad.

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.
Nothing I love more than a can’t-drive-a-car-because-they’re-so-gigantic set of bowling ball hard gazongas.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

GreatGreen posted:

Nothing I love more than a can’t-drive-a-car-because-they’re-so-gigantic set of bowling ball hard gazongas.

See if you have them there are many men who will chauffeur you around, you never need to drive.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
GIRL POWER: This woman lived to retirement age while countless men died of aneurisms from injecting caulk into their scrotums.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Sleeveless posted:

GIRL POWER: This woman lived to retirement age while countless men died of aneurisms from injecting caulk into their scrotums.

That reminds me, my wife was watching some plastic surgery horror story show on E! or whatever, and there was a woman who went to some quack doctor to get inflatable implants that had a little port in the bottom of the boob to inject more saline into. Like the permanent IV ports that people staying long term in hospitals get, but for tits. Needless to say she was springing leaks like hell and could have died. They had to take out the bad implants and put in new k-cup implants.

After the corrective surgery the doctor did a closing comments type interview and his moral of the story was "Don't cheap out on breast implants or they'll look like pool toys".

Plastic surgery is wild.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

Who What Now posted:

"Don't cheap out on breast implants or they'll look like pool toys".

Plastic surgery is wild.

Some people genuinely LIKE the plastic bimbo pool toy look, for some god forsaken reason. You can always find a few in LA and Hollywood if you look around hard enough in bars and clubs.

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





why dont dude porn stars get big balls implants?

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

sure okay posted:

why dont dude porn stars get big balls implants?

Be the change you want to see in the world friend.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

sure okay posted:

why dont dude porn stars get big balls implants?

Son, after a time on the internet, a man sees some things. Things he wishes he didn't see. Things a man was never meant to see. Like two dudes injecting a liter of saline into their ball sacks and rubbing their dicks together. If you search for it, you will find it. And may god have mercy on your soul.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

i choose to believe all fake boobs are natural, it makes the world a more interesting place

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

sure okay posted:

why dont dude porn stars get big balls implants?

Tons of gay fetish dudes do this, best case they get giant lumpy malformed scrotes and worst case they die.

https://www.thestranger.com/features/2018/11/07/35073826/death-of-a-kinkster

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

sure okay posted:

why dont dude porn stars get big balls implants?

your dick stops working

vudan
Dec 11, 2010
I find it abhorrent that women should have to cut into themselves to feel beautiful.

Oversized balloon tits give me the warm and fuzzies.

Both of these statements hold some truth to me.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
Dudes who brag about how they find fake boobs unattractive make the dudes who brag about finding women more attractive when they don't wear makeup seem like actual feminist allies.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Sleeveless posted:

Dudes who brag about how they find fake boobs unattractive make the dudes who brag about finding women more attractive when they don't wear makeup seem like actual feminist allies.

Naw man guys who like unnaturally ridiculously big boobs don't like women at all, it's off the scale into dehumanization.

No comparison to guys that don't know how makeup works.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Methylethylaldehyde posted:

Some people genuinely LIKE the plastic bimbo pool toy look, for some god forsaken reason.
The reason is misogyny.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

I wish I could marry a disembodied pair of huge boobs.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

Knormal posted:

The reason is misogyny.

I dunno man, some women just really like the objectified male gaze thing, and like looking like a bratz doll.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Methylethylaldehyde posted:

I dunno man, some women just really like the objectified male gaze thing, and like looking like a bratz doll.

Right and the reason is internalized misogyny

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
Excuse me m'lady, I feel that I must inform you that you hate women because your personal choices about your appearance do not give me a boner. I'm a feminist, that's what so insane about this!

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.
I've been trying to wrap my brain around what kind of mentality it would take to genuinely like gargantuan pool toy milk maracas and the only thing I can come up with is that it has nothing to do with the actual heavy honkers themselves, but that these guys are responding instead to the fact that the woman who made the conscious decision to flaunt those bodacious bacon bongos are actually signaling that they want to be thought of as nothing more than a sex object to be used and discarded.

In other words, it might be that the guys who like women with those leviathan lactators are more interested in the kind of sexual creature the woman is advertising herself to be rather than simply the physicality of her elephantine bounce biscuits themselves.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

GreatGreen posted:

I've been trying to wrap my brain around what kind of mentality it would take to genuinely like gargantuan pool toy milk maracas and the only thing I can come up with is that it has nothing to do with the actual heavy honkers themselves, but that these guys are responding instead to the fact that the woman who made the conscious decision to flaunt those bodacious bacon bongos are actually signaling that they want to be thought of as nothing more than a sex object to be used and discarded.

In other words, it might be that the guys who like women with those leviathan lactators are more interested in the kind of sexual creature the woman is advertising herself to be rather than simply the physicality of her elephantine bounce biscuits themselves.

Yes, or they just like that specific kind of attention. The mix of disgust, awe, and lust that comes with tits so big you can't reach around them.

vudan
Dec 11, 2010

Spinz posted:

Right and the reason is internalized misogyny

I find the problem with this line of thinking is that it undermines women's agency in making choices about their own bodies. It assumes that they are incapable of making choices for their own reasons.

But misogyny is real and very pervasive so who knows...

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.

Methylethylaldehyde posted:

Yes, or they just like that specific kind of attention. The mix of disgust, awe, and lust that comes with tits so big you can't reach around them.

Yeah. The thing about wobblers the size of a car is that you can't hide them, and you can't turn them off. Ever. They literally become your entire life. You can't even do simple stuff around the kitchen without them being the center of every loving thing you do. Just think about how much of an ordeal it would be for Chelsea Charms to so much as make herself a sandwich.

You really have to commit to it. I think that's what the appeal must be for people into this stuff. The commitment to doing something like this to yourself really speaks to how into being objectified you must be.

GreatGreen fucked around with this message at 08:06 on Aug 27, 2020

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

vudan posted:

I find the problem with this line of thinking is that it undermines women's agency in making choices about their own bodies. It assumes that they are incapable of making choices for their own reasons.

But misogyny is real and very pervasive so who knows...

They make the choice

For bad hosed up reasons, like brainwashing. And or to please a subset of weirdo guys who don't see them as people but more as a means to fulfil a sexual and psychological need.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

GreatGreen posted:

You really have to commit to it. I think that's what the appeal must be for people into this stuff. The commitment to do something like this to yourself really speaks to how into being objectified you must be.

More or less this. You can find interviews about this kind of thing, and that line of logic comes up more than once. They're 'forced' to 'expose' themselves just doing regular every day things, and everyone can see your 'shame'. It's very much a very specific kink subset, but they also aren't really hurting anyone with it, so ehhhh.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I would like to think that I can enjoy big knockers without hating or hurting women somehow.

Even if the knockers are so big the woman hates them and they probably hurt her back.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Methylethylaldehyde posted:

More or less this. You can find interviews about this kind of thing, and that line of logic comes up more than once. They're 'forced' to 'expose' themselves just doing regular every day things, and everyone can see your 'shame'. It's very much a very specific kink subset, but they also aren't really hurting anyone with it, so ehhhh.

Unfortunately the bigger cup size you go with breast implants your chances of severe complications begin to increase exponentially. And not just back pains, you can strengthen your back muscles to alleviate that to an extent, but things like bags leaking or even bursting, tearing of muscles, ligaments, and connective tissues, serious infection, and more.

So the harm is to themselves and yeah the reasons they're willing to take those big risks probably have a lot to do with internalized misogyny. But they're also grown-rear end adults and if that's really what the want to do and they understand what that entails then you can't really stop them.

In summation, huge bazongas are fertile tracts of lands of contrasts.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

I wonder if she stood up after the removal surgery and almost snapped her upper back from the sudden loss of mass out front.

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.

Noblesse Obliged posted:

I wonder if she stood up after the removal surgery and almost snapped her upper back from the sudden loss of mass out front.

She probably just tried to simply stand upright and accidentally did a perfect backflip.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

GreatGreen posted:

I've been trying to wrap my brain around what kind of mentality it would take to genuinely like gargantuan pool toy milk maracas and the only thing I can come up with is that it has nothing to do with the actual heavy honkers themselves, but that these guys are responding instead to the fact that the woman who made the conscious decision to flaunt those bodacious bacon bongos are actually signaling that they want to be thought of as nothing more than a sex object to be used and discarded.

In other words, it might be that the guys who like women with those leviathan lactators are more interested in the kind of sexual creature the woman is advertising herself to be rather than simply the physicality of her elephantine bounce biscuits themselves.

This MF acting like people's sexualities are insight into their personalities or metaphors for their deep-seated pathologies and not just totally arbitrary brain chemistry like it's 2002 and we're calling trans people mentally ill on Portal of Evil.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Sleeveless posted:

This MF acting like people's sexualities are insight into their personalities or metaphors for their deep-seated pathologies and not just totally arbitrary brain chemistry like it's 2002 and we're calling trans people mentally ill on Portal of Evil.

You should probably not compare being trans to a fetish, dude.

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