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canes?
Jeff!
Double Hurricane!
I hope the hurricane land exactly and directly on tom br*dy
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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Where are we supposed to post about Jeff and the gas station awning? Is Jeff in TX or LA?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI4U5FjLTqY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyrRCx8-fZk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgm3_jzcNm4

big nipples big life fucked around with this message at 16:02 on Aug 25, 2020

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topher2915
Jul 15, 2004
Right? I am in Houston and the dissonance between the rosy NHS model and the European model are disconcerting. Galveston evacuation already hosed, wonder if they are trying to get the islanders north before mentioning that Houston about to be hosed.

Evil Bob
May 2, 2004

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
Don't give these hurricanes a platform to spread their hateful message.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Evil Bob posted:

Don't give these hurricanes a platform to spread their hateful message.

i'm rooting for the canes

Numlock
May 19, 2007

The simplest seppo on the forums
My brother, who works at the Houston port, just texted me and says he’s getting out of dodge tonight. Seems the port administration are acting like (or believe anyway) the Euro model rather than the NHS forecast.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

topher2915 posted:

Right? I am in Houston and the dissonance between the rosy NHS model and the European model are disconcerting. Galveston evacuation already hosed, wonder if they are trying to get the islanders north before mentioning that Houston about to be hosed.

Rumor has it that NHS isn't moving the track too far West yet because they don't want another Rita. They are giving Gavleston a chance to evacuate first.

Which is literally what you just said in your second sentence. I'm not deleting this text. Baba Booey

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpZvg_FjL3Q

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
i jammed this one non stop before power went out during ike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwiTs60VoTM

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

climate change megacanes are old news DAD

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
Will Syfy make a Pandemicane movie or too soon or what

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

once you make sharknado a virus in a hurricane kinda feels weak.

grillster
Dec 25, 2004

:chaostrump:
The Houston suburban water channels once again are all going to efficiently drain downstream before the rainfall is over. Every time like clockwork and it's going to get worse. The water needs to be held at higher ground longer or the flooding will continue to occur. Water draining from the streets in the burbs hits hundreds of retention ponds which feed at a static maximum rate into the bayous. Been a problem for twenty years and the solution is likely related to reducing the load on the bayous with more managed retention pond infrastructure. To give you an idea of elevation it can be like 115' 70 miles from the coast.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

All state offices in Louisiana have been closed for tomorrow and Thursday.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

He's going in

https://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski/status/1298296659655319553

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

big nipples big life posted:

once you make sharknado a virus in a hurricane kinda feels weak.

maybe the virus fills your blood with lots of little sharks? like its a shark virus? well in any case maybe just make the thread title Pandemicane 2020 someone please its a fun portmanteau

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Mods please change the thread title to "Pandemicane 2020"

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


big nipples big life posted:

Mods please change the thread title to "Pandemicane 2020"

Rock you like a Pandemicane

grillster
Dec 25, 2004

:chaostrump:

What gets me is he said the staff wouldn't let him get out of the car on the ferry.
When I was a kid we would just go to the back and toss bread at the seagulls. On a busy weekend, the Galveston cops would be popping stickers in the ferry line.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

grillster posted:

What gets me is he said the staff wouldn't let him get out of the car on the ferry.
When I was a kid we would just go to the back and toss bread at the seagulls. On a busy weekend, the Galveston cops would be popping stickers in the ferry line.

because of the virus dude not because they are trying to kill your childhood

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i bet that laura will be a cat 3 and two out of the next three hurricanes to make landfall in the US this year will be worse

i base this on absolutely nothing

Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020
It’s no derecho.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
just like that song im rockin off the rails on a hurricane

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
awww yiss hurricane thread

gonna watch islands disappear in real time

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Looks like yer all wet! LMAO!

Stupids!

*California still on fire*

suckers!

grillster
Dec 25, 2004

:chaostrump:

The Walrus posted:

because of the virus dude not because they are trying to kill your childhood

Childhood never ends, obviously

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Is Jeff of Yospos okay in the hurricane?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Grevling posted:

Is Jeff of Yospos okay in the hurricane?

The hurricane isn't going to hit YOSPOS silly.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
What is the current location of Jose

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
God I hope jeff goes and stormchases

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

thanks for the title change HGB :)

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

big nipples big life posted:

thanks for the title change HGB :)

it was actually an admin lol

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

thanks for the title change mystery admin :)

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


Euro model has just shifted east like the NOAA models :shrug:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Is that like one of those hurricanes that’s on fire and full of barbed wire and honey badgers? :thunk:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i would like to be the first to suggest nuking the hurricane

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
It’s like that movie where there’s 2 Jean Claude van dammes and you’re supposed to be able to tell which one the stupid one is.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Mozi posted:

i would like to be the first to suggest nuking the hurricane

https://twitter.com/PascoSheriff/status/906712903868469249

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Mozi posted:

i would like to be the first to suggest nuking the hurricane

This is an idiotic idea.

We should instead fire a million Shamwows directly into the storm and it will absorb 20 times water and the wind for only 19.99 plus shipping.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Silly Burrito posted:

This is an idiotic idea.

We should instead fire a million Shamwows directly into the storm and it will absorb 20 times water and the wind for only 19.99 plus shipping.

airdrop thousands of my pillows into the storm just for the gently caress of it

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

considering where it is aimed it will probably already pick up lots of mypillows.

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