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Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

2. flirtatious

# ? Oct 30, 2020 21:06

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 13:03

Rarity: ~*4 LIFE*~

6. noun
10. number
11. verb
14. noun
15. verb

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# ? Oct 31, 2020 07:30

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

15. invade

# ? Oct 31, 2020 07:31

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

10. umpteen

# ? Oct 31, 2020 07:32

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

11. shoot

# ? Oct 31, 2020 07:47

biosterous

15 flummox

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he/him

# ? Oct 31, 2020 14:14

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biosterous posted:

15 flummox

I'm afraid 15 is taken, friend. 6 and 14 are left

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# ? Oct 31, 2020 14:17

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

6. ghost

# ? Oct 31, 2020 14:53

nut

6. tidbit

# ? Oct 31, 2020 14:53

nut

gently caress

# ? Oct 31, 2020 14:53

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

nut posted:

gently caress

# ? Oct 31, 2020 14:56

Rarity: ~*4 LIFE*~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msDuNZyYAIQ

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL DALLAS, TEXASES ARE CREATED FLIRTATIOUS. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT HAILE SELASSIE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT MCDONALD'S� ARCH DELUXE� COMBO MEAL IS NOT TRUE! SEE LONGINGLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER GHOST YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A HEARTLESS FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT MANGLING ME! AND THEN YOU ADD BILL CLINTON TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE UMPTEEN WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE BILL CLINTON KNOWS HE CAN'T MANGLE ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA SHOOT! SO HAILE SELASSIE YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE INTEGRATED BY MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 GREATER THAN OR EQUAL TO 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE! SENIOR HAILE?THE TIDBITS DON'T LIE AND THEY INVADE DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACRIFICE!

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# ? Oct 31, 2020 15:18

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

best reggae song ever

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# ? Oct 31, 2020 17:21

Ass-penny

I had literally forgotten Scott Steiner existed but now I remember him and evidently his penchant for knowing exact mathematical chances of winning depending on how many Bill Clinton's and Haile Selassie's you put in a box.

# ? Oct 31, 2020 19:58

Ass-penny

I made a shorty the other night:

1. verbing
2. verb
3. plural noun
4. verbing
5. adjective
6. adjective
7. verb
8. verb

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# ? May 12, 2021 22:17

nut

7. hankering

# ? May 12, 2021 22:18

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

6 double

# ? May 12, 2021 22:39

Finger Prince

3. Dogs

# ? May 12, 2021 23:17

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

2. crap (as in to crap)

# ? May 12, 2021 23:17

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

5. flexible

# ? May 12, 2021 23:21

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

1. chilling

# ? May 12, 2021 23:23

pseudorandom

4. shitposting

edit: also, yay! happy to see this thread alive again!

# ? May 13, 2021 00:21

biosterous

8. ruminate

e: i think that's all?

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he/him

# ? May 13, 2021 01:47

Ass-penny

The Cars - Just What I Needed

I don't mind you comin' here
And wastin' all my time
'Cause when you're chillin' oh so near
I kinda lose my mind
It's not the perfume that you crap
It's not the dogs in your hair
And I don't mind you comin' here
And wastin' all my time
I don't mind you hangin' out
And shitpostin' in your sleep
It doesn't matter where you've been
As long as it was flexible, yeah
You always knew to wear it well and
You look so double I can tell
I don't mind you hangin' out
And shitpostin' in your sleep
I guess you're just what I needed
(Just what I needed)
I needed someone to hanker
I guess you're just what I needed
(Just what I needed)
I needed someone to ruminate
I don't mind you comin' here
And wastin' all my time, time
'Cause when you're chillin' oh so near
I kinda lose my mind, yeah
It's not the perfume that you crap
It's not the dogs in your hair
I don't mind you comin' here
And wastin' all my time
I guess you're just what I needed
(Just what I needed)
I needed someone to hanker
I guess you're just what I needed
(Just what I needed)
I needed someone to ruminate
I guess you're just what I needed
(Just what I needed)
I needed someone to hanker
I guess you're just what I needed
(Just what I needed)
I needed someone to ruminate (yeah, yeah)
So ruminate me
You're just what I needed
You're just what I needed
You're just what I needed
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Ass-penny fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Aug 23, 2021

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# ? May 13, 2021 06:10

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

somebody get all these dogs out of my HAIR :argh:

# ? May 13, 2021 09:19

nut

I tried to read it faster but I had to read it to the rhythm

# ? May 13, 2021 12:37

Ass-penny

nut posted:

I tried to read it faster but I had to read it to the rhythm

# ? May 13, 2021 16:21

Goons Are Gifts

prepuce repurposed posted:

somebody get all these dogs out of my HAIR

# ? May 14, 2021 03:47

Ass-penny

new list

1. adjective
2. verbed
3. person in thread
4. number
5. adjective
6. noun
7. a plant
8. verbed
9. noun
10. plural noun
11. verbed
12. noun
13. noun
14. verbed
15. a city

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# ? May 15, 2021 08:22

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

3. barking gecko

# ? May 15, 2021 08:40

nut

15. Booger Hole, West Virginia

# ? May 15, 2021 12:05

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

2. Nutted

# ? May 15, 2021 12:10

Finger Prince

7. Eggplant

# ? May 15, 2021 12:55

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

8. Repurposed

# ? May 15, 2021 14:10

biosterous

rear end-penny posted:

current list

1. adjective
4. number
5. adjective
6. noun
9. noun
11. verbed
12. noun
13. noun
14. verbed

10. frogbutts

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he/him

# ? May 15, 2021 15:09

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

1. Unstable

# ? May 15, 2021 17:49

pseudorandom

11. crumbled

# ? May 15, 2021 18:10

Cobalt-60: by Azathoth

5. delicious

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# ? May 16, 2021 01:54

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

4. 69,420

# ? May 16, 2021 02:07

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 13:03

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

6. Vegemite

# ? May 16, 2021 02:14

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