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Ventral EggSac

4. Inquired

# ? May 18, 2021 22:55

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 16:33

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

7. White Castle

# ? May 19, 2021 00:12

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

9. inflate

# ? May 19, 2021 00:19

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

18. Enlightened

# ? May 19, 2021 00:42

Ass-penny

1. rutabagas
2. dank
3. rip
4. inquired
5. Four Lokos
6. somnolent
7. White Castle
8. uppity
9. inflate
10. adjective
11. byobing
12. noun
13. squatting
14. fungal
15. fidget spinner
16. callipygian
17. fixins
18. enlightened

Ass-penny fucked around with this message at 16:07 on May 19, 2021

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# ? May 19, 2021 04:01

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

11. byobing

# ? May 19, 2021 04:08

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

15. fidget spinner

# ? May 19, 2021 06:13

nut

3. rip

# ? May 19, 2021 12:22

Ventral EggSac

5. Four Lokos

# ? May 19, 2021 12:38

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

14. fungal

# ? May 19, 2021 14:27

Ass-penny

I've updated my previous post with the new words. Still looking for two adjectives and a noun. I hope I didn't go overboard with replacing words and turn the body text into unintelligible gibberish. Time will tell.

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# ? May 19, 2021 16:01

nut

8. uppity

# ? May 19, 2021 16:04

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

12. Cowbell

# ? May 19, 2021 16:08

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

10. unbearable

# ? May 19, 2021 16:16

Ass-penny

From the 5th edition Monster Manual:

RUST MONSTER

Most rutabagas would rather face a squad of orcs than confront a single rust monster. These strange, normally dank creatures corrode ferrous metals, then rip up the rust they create. In doing so, they have inquired the armor, shields, and Four Lokos of countless adventurers.
A rust monster's body is covered in somnolent, lumpy armor, it's long tail ends in a bony White Castle, and two feathery antennae sprout from its uppity head.
Underground Scavengers
Rust monsters roam subterranean passages in search of ferrous metals such as iron, steel, adamantine, and mithral to consume. They inflate creatures not carrying such metals, but can become unbearable toward those bearing steel weapons and armor. A rust monster can smell its food at a distance, immediately byobing toward the scent's source to corrode and consume the object.
A rust monster doesn't care if the rust it consumes comes from a spike or a cowbell. Adventurers can distract the creature by squatting ferrous objects behind them.
Subterranean Wanderers
Rust monsters are rarely found in large numbers, preferring to hunt alone or in fungal groups. They meander along tunnels, moving from cave to figet spinner in their tireless search for ferrous metals to consume. Their wanderings often bring them into contact with other Underdark denizens that find them callipygian or unappetizing. Thus, rust monsters may be found in close proximity to other subterranean fixins. If they are well treated and well fed, they can also become enlightened companions or pets.

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# ? May 19, 2021 16:54

Ass-penny

I personally prefer my White Castle boneless.

rear end-penny posted:

Their wanderings often bring them into contact with other Underdark denizens that find them callipygian or unappetizing.

I had to dictionary.com callipygian when boisterous suggested it, it really makes me :stare:

with how it landed in this line.

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# ? May 19, 2021 16:57

nut

subterranean fixins

# ? May 19, 2021 16:58

Ass-penny

nut posted:

subterranean fixins

that was my nickname in high school

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# ? May 19, 2021 17:04

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Adventurers can distract the creature by squatting ferrous objects behind them.
:hmmyes:

Yes, I think that would certainly be distracting.

# ? May 19, 2021 17:15

biosterous

rear end-penny posted:

Their wanderings often bring them into contact with other Underdark denizens that find them callipygian or unappetizing. Thus, rust monsters may be found in close proximity to other subterranean fixins. If they are well treated and well fed, they can also become enlightened companions or pets.

this whole section is incredible

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he/him

# ? May 19, 2021 17:43

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I prefer skybound fixins but I'll take what I can get

# ? May 19, 2021 19:39

Ass-penny

Hey friends! The OP is updated with I think all of the mad libs we've made! I am unsure why the bold BB tag seems to stop working about halfway through the OP? If anyone has ideas get at ya boi.

:siren:

Also here's a list to bring us into late summer in the northern hemisphere. :siren:

1. Adjective
2. Nationality (plural)
3. Noun
4. Adjective
5. Noun
6. Noun
7. Plural Noun
8. Plural Noun
9. A Town
10. Adjective
11. Plural Noun
12. Adjective

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# ? Aug 22, 2021 10:51

Cobalt-60: by Azathoth

1. lugubrious

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# ? Aug 22, 2021 11:04

Finger Prince

9. Animal Crossing

# ? Aug 22, 2021 12:31

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

2. Canadians

# ? Aug 22, 2021 14:10

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

7. Brigadoons

# ? Aug 22, 2021 14:56

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

4. beefy

# ? Aug 22, 2021 17:38

Ass-penny

3. Noun
5. Noun
6. Noun
8. Plural noun
10. Adjective
11. Plural noun
12. Adjective

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# ? Aug 22, 2021 18:30

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

3. Beans

# ? Aug 22, 2021 19:31

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

10. dank

# ? Aug 22, 2021 20:09

pseudorandom

5. A fruit smoothie

# ? Aug 22, 2021 20:15

biosterous

11. concotions

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he/him

# ? Aug 22, 2021 21:50

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

6. pud

# ? Aug 23, 2021 00:25

Ass-penny

biosterous posted:

11. concotions

sorry not to be a poo poo, is this supposed to be concoctions?

I've slotted that word and now we just have a plural noun and an adjective

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# ? Aug 23, 2021 04:29

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

8. knickers

# ? Aug 23, 2021 04:31

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

10. questionable

# ? Aug 23, 2021 04:32

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Aug 23, 2021 04:33

Ass-penny

So I did advise in the OP to avoid doing what you just did AG, so that more people can participate but I found another ML book to use so I'll allow it this time.

CHARLEMAGNE
Charlemagne was the lugubrious king of the Franks and Canadians. In 800 AD he was crowned Emperor of the Holy Roman beans by Pope Leo the Third. He was born in 742. His father was Pepin the Beefy and his grandfather was Charles the Fruit Smoothie. Charlemagne converted thousands of Saxons, who were pud worshipers, to Christianity. He converted them by cutting off their brigadoons and setting fire to their knickers. In 778 he invaded Spain but was defeated by the Moors at Animal Crossing. Charlemagne was uneducated but he had great respect for education and established many dank schools. And he was known for the justice of his concoctions and his kindness to questionable people.

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# ? Aug 23, 2021 04:57

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

pud worshippers are the worst imho

# ? Aug 23, 2021 05:45

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 16:33

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

[quote="rear end-penny" post="517165300"]
So I did advise in the OP to avoid doing what you just did AG, so that more people can participate but I found another ML book to use so I'll allow it this time.

I got greedy and impatient but I've learned my lesson

# ? Aug 23, 2021 05:46

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