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es larger than normal? Note that the load from the 100x sized dick would also be 100x greater than normal.
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hi can i do 50 dicks at double size
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Aug 26, 2020 23:43
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The giant one wouldn't fit. 100 normal sized ones would be what I like to call "tuesday".
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Aug 26, 2020 23:45
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quote:According to the team's analysis, the average flaccid, pendulous penis is 9.16 cm (3.61 inches) in length; the average erect penis is 13.12 cm (5.16 inches) long. The corresponding girth measurements are 9.31 cm (3.66 inches) for a flaccid penis and 11.66 cm (4.59 inches) for an erect one. kinda disappointed
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Aug 26, 2020 23:49
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why can't we have both. you're cheap op
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Aug 26, 2020 23:58
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goethe.cx posted:es larger than normal? Op, I'm assuming 100x your dick is like what, 2 inches?
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Aug 27, 2020 00:03
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Spazzle posted:Op, I'm assuming 100x your dick is like what, 2 inches? thats irrelevant to the question.
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Aug 27, 2020 00:05
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gary oldmans diary posted:cubic root of 100 is ~4.64 so multiplying each XYZ axis by that this dick is still probably only 24 inches long while hard this is very unsettling
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Aug 27, 2020 00:05
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according to menshealth, the average "load" amount is between 1.5 and 5 ml. So if its multiplied by 100, thats somewhere between a bit over half a cup (150ml) and 2 cups (500ml) max. just so we all know what we're getting into here
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Aug 27, 2020 00:15
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0 dicks OP, But I will offer up my dick for the experiment.
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Aug 27, 2020 00:20
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A dick that big should suck me off 
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Aug 27, 2020 00:20
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Point of order--I am not so sure you can definitively say that a 100x larger dick would equal a 100x larger load. I think you would need to take measurements of loads from assorted sized dicks to find the proper variance to calculate that.
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Aug 27, 2020 00:26
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RepeatingMeme posted:according to menshealth, the average "load" amount is between 1.5 and 5 ml. So if its multiplied by 100, thats somewhere between a bit over half a cup (150ml) and 2 cups (500ml) max. That’s bullshit, I think we can push it to a gallon. 
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Aug 27, 2020 00:30
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100 normal ones, for sure.
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Aug 27, 2020 00:32
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both please, and various proportions in between. 50x double size dongs, etc. I'll suck em all
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Aug 27, 2020 01:05
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Google tells me: "When a man reaches orgasm, he ejaculates fluid called semen. On average, men expel between 1.25 and 5.00 ml (1/4 of a teaspoon to 1 teaspoon) of semen each time they ejaculate." Good to know this. So we're looking at anywhere between 125 to 500 ml of semen. So at least half cup o'cum. Do we choose to spit, swallow, or be glazed
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Aug 27, 2020 01:10
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Johnny Walker posted:Point of order--I am not so sure you can definitively say that a 100x larger dick would equal a 100x larger load. I think you would need to take measurements of loads from assorted sized dicks to find the proper variance to calculate that. Back when I worked at the dick sucking factory, part of my job was to predict monthly load output and we found the dick size to load relationship to be logarithmic.
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Aug 27, 2020 01:16
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Like, 100 the same night? Over a weekend? Over the course of a year?
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Aug 27, 2020 01:18
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I mean, you couldn't realistically fit the big one in your mouth. You'd just have to go at it like licking clean a barber's pole.
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Aug 27, 2020 01:27
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The average dick is 550 inches? I thought it was 400.
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Aug 27, 2020 02:02
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Big dick, final answer
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Aug 27, 2020 02:05
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That's a hard question
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Aug 27, 2020 02:10
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both options are so tempting... on one hand I'd like the 100 dicks but I must admit I'm curious about the giant dick too
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Aug 27, 2020 02:20
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Wait, are the balls on the 100x proportional? This may change my answer.
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Aug 27, 2020 02:22
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Who What Now posted:Wait, are the balls on the 100x proportional? This may change my answer. sure. in fact they have to be in order for the load to also be 100x proportional
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Aug 27, 2020 02:31
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but i thought pee was stored in the balls? is there cum in there too??
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Aug 27, 2020 02:35
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the giant dick, obv. if I gotta choose. that sounds like a world-wonder, wouldn't wanna miss an opportunity like that
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Aug 27, 2020 02:43
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50 of the regular dicks and half the giant dick and I’d leave no one satisfied
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Aug 27, 2020 03:09
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Pretty much everyone can take option one if they felt like it.
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Aug 27, 2020 03:10
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That was meant to be motivational
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Aug 27, 2020 03:23
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Could it be a normal dick that's just 100xlonger? Like 60 feet long?
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Aug 27, 2020 03:39
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If I wanted rules lawyering about dick sucking I’d be at the republican national convention
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Aug 27, 2020 03:41
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goethe.cx posted:sure. in fact they have to be in order for the load to also be 100x proportional And the sperm, 100x regular or no?
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Aug 27, 2020 03:47
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Who What Now posted:And the sperm, 100x regular or no? no, the sperm are regular sized. the seminiferous tubules are the same size, there's just 100x more of them.
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Aug 27, 2020 05:13
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GoutPatrol posted:Google tells me: It's like shotgunning a beer but more frothy
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Aug 27, 2020 05:22
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goethe.cx posted:sure. in fact they have to be in order for the load to also be 100x proportional I don't want to get a mouth full of pee, nice try 
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Aug 27, 2020 06:36
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I'll just do both I don't give a gently caress OP you are stupid as hell you are just extremely dumb
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Aug 27, 2020 06:38
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the hundred, if I could spread it out over like... 2 months? if it's all at the same time, that's just dumb, that'd take like 5 hours, probably closer to 8, and I know for a fact that I'd start to get bored after like 3 and would I get water to stay hydrated? and something for my knees? I had little purple oval-shaped bruises on my knees from doing one. it was a long one, but some dudes gently caress mouth like they're Sting and you've got to take that into account frankly some of you are probably kidding yourselves if you think you wouldn't get tired over the course of sucking a single dick, let alone a hundred I'm pretty sure 100x in size is not even as big as an elephant dong, you get a half quart of the good stuff, you're out of there before your libido checks out, and there's a story in it but yeah if I could spread the hundred out then that's just like, I get to do the fun thing about as often as I'd like toand of course I pick that
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While I appreciate not having to put in effort for sex stuff, the 100x is a once in a lifetime opportunity and I don't know how you could say no, even if you weren't into huffing dong.
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