Caesar Saladin posted:

are you allowed to suck off 100 giant ones?

asking for a friend (i'm friends with your mum)

Cubone posted:

the hundred, if I could spread it out over like... 2 months?

if it's all at the same time, that's just dumb, that'd take like 5 hours, probably closer to 8, and I know for a fact that I'd start to get bored after like 3
and would I get water to stay hydrated? and something for my knees?
I had little purple oval-shaped bruises on my knees from doing one. it was a long one, but some dudes gently caress mouth like they're Sting and you've got to take that into account
frankly some of you are probably kidding yourselves if you think you wouldn't get tired over the course of sucking a single dick, let alone a hundred

I'm pretty sure 100x in size is not even as big as an elephant dong, you get a half quart of the good stuff, you're out of there before your libido checks out, and there's a story in it

but yeah if I could spread the hundred out then that's just like, I get to do the fun thing about as often as I'd like toand of course I pick that

Mozi posted:

same question except with asses

QuarkJets posted:

OP that sounds like a lot of work either way, is it possible to split up the 100 dicks over a few weeks? Cause I don't even know how you would begin to suck off a 100x dick. It probably wouldn't even feel my tiny hands or mouth, I don't think it can be done

vaginite posted:

I’m trying to plan this out and I’m struggling with the logistics of fitting 100x dick in my mouth can someone explain how to satisfy a dick that large?

gary oldmans diary posted:

quote:

According to the team's analysis, the average flaccid, pendulous penis is 9.16 cm (3.61 inches) in length; the average erect penis is 13.12 cm (5.16 inches) long. The corresponding girth measurements are 9.31 cm (3.66 inches) for a flaccid penis and 11.66 cm (4.59 inches) for an erect one.

cubic root of 100 is ~4.64 so multiplying each XYZ axis by that this dick is still probably only 24 inches long while hard
kinda disappointed

TheAardvark posted:

I'm not interested if the sperm aren't to scale. I want to see those suckers splashing around.

Weka posted:

cubic root of 100 is ~4.64 so multiplying each XYZ axis by that this dick is still probably only 24 inches long while hard
kinda disappointed

Who What Now posted:

This is kinda ignoring the question on everybody's lips, how wide is that sucker?!
I presume 4.59" is circumference unless we are dealing with some mega chodage. That gives us an average diameter of 1.46" x 4.64 = 6.78"
That 24" donger is over half a foot across! Still disappointed?

RepeatingMeme posted:

according to menshealth, the average "load" amount is between 1.5 and 5 ml.

Bismuth posted: