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The 100x size dick project was an expensive failure that showed our hubris
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Aug 28, 2020 13:43
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I hear in new jersey they don't even let you suck your own dick! Have to have an attendant for that.
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Aug 28, 2020 14:19
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laserghost posted:The 100x size dick project was an expensive failure that showed our hubris meanwhile china is fully funding their 1000x size dick project. america is truly a failure
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Aug 28, 2020 14:39
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They should really apply for a PPP loan, OP (Penis Pleasing Program). Otherwise you may need to shift over to the freelance, gig-based dick sucking economy.
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Aug 28, 2020 14:47
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spatial trait posted:They should really apply for a PPP loan, OP (Penis Pleasing Program). Otherwise you may need to shift over to the freelance, gig-based dick sucking economy. I might be more inclined to consider it, if not for your avatar. It makes me.............. uncomfortable.
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Aug 28, 2020 17:14
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Heard rear end Eatage Express inc had some debilitating setbacks due to covid-19, their famed "suck the poo poo directly out of my rear end in a top hat" offering was put on hold when government officials issued a report on how covid-19 can be spread via faecal matter. When I asked my nearby chain they apologized and assured me their top scientific brass were working on a workaround. Its been weeks and I don't know what to do with myself
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Aug 28, 2020 17:28
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You will hear on the news that the Dicksucking factory is going out of business because no one wants their dick sucked anymore. This is horseshit. Over the past 20 years, management has beat this company into the ground and spat on its legacy. It's enough to make me gag. Back in the 90's we were the pride of the industry. Our engineers held worldclass patents on kneepad design. We pursued moon-shot research. We were proud to work there, and the company took care of us: the annual company picnic in that abandoned amusement park, great healthcare- especially dental, and a best-in-the-industry family discount. Everyday walking in you passed under the portrait of our founder, Richard Numbthroat. He knew what it was all about: quality, not just numbers. After he died in that train crash, three former US presidents and the entire British royal family attended his funeral. The culture at the company was never the same after that. Management started chasing those big contracts from the DOD and the Navy. Everything became about satisfying the shareholders whose purview never extended beyond quarterly nuts, and completely lost interest in the company once they got what they came for. We blew millions of dollars on Japanese consultants who may have well just jerked off the whole time. And then to add insult to injury, we lost our ISO 3000 certification on account of how slippery our floors were. Buddy- if we're doing our jobs right they gonna be slippery! Then of course all the bad press we got over "the incident." Management knew. They knew the safety protocols inplace did not account for us working the balls. Even years afterwards, the electrical guys would still find hair and teeth stuck to the ceiling.
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Aug 28, 2020 17:28
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King Possum III posted:I might be more inclined to consider it, if not for your avatar. well, I was let go from the factory for damaging company property. Dick suckers need to unionize to protect ourselves from corporate greed and mistreatment
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Aug 28, 2020 17:30
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I’m doing my part by humbly volunteering to have my dick sucked for free
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Aug 28, 2020 17:30
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man, it's been a schlong week
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Aug 28, 2020 18:01
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Everybody's suckin for the weekend.
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Aug 28, 2020 18:06
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Oh we're living here in Dicksucktown And they're closing all the factories down
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Aug 28, 2020 18:15
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Oral Sex Helpers Administration
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Aug 28, 2020 18:17
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I support the equipment that sicks your duck for you, and I tell you business has never been better. We're seeing entire segments of industry transitioning to this because of its variable speed and the strongest suction on the market. Its also not a disease vector as it auto sterilizes between uses.
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Aug 28, 2020 19:22
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Jailbrekr posted:I support the equipment that sicks your duck for you, and I tell you business has never been better. We're seeing entire segments of industry transitioning to this because of its variable speed and the strongest suction on the market. Its also not a disease vector as it auto sterilizes between uses. Psst... The duck sicking factory is across the street. Just look for all the sick ducks outside. You can't miss it.
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Aug 28, 2020 20:34
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You know what they say, a sucker's born every minute and now they are all outta jobs
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Aug 28, 2020 21:11
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Jailbrekr posted:I support the equipment that sicks your duck for you, and I tell you business has never been better. We're seeing entire segments of industry transitioning to this because of its variable speed and the strongest suction on the market. Its also not a disease vector as it auto sterilizes between uses. Bird flu is so last decade.
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Aug 28, 2020 22:04
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I've been telling management for years how teledildonics could, with a little tweaking, save this company! But did they listen? Noooooooo. That's why American manufacturing is dying, no one is willing to innovate in this country!
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Aug 28, 2020 22:21
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They lost my patronage when they started up-charging for gargling my balls.
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Aug 28, 2020 22:32
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i can provide local dick sucking factories with some sound advice
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Aug 28, 2020 23:11
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Sir Not Appearing posted:They lost my patronage when they started up-charging for gargling my balls. Should have gone to SuckCo. They only have one service level and that’s “Full”. Their up-front pricing also means you’ll never get hit with hidden charges.
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Aug 29, 2020 04:55
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It's really big BJ's own fault in failing to adapt to changing preferences. Customers aren't looking for the bog standard tongue and lip play, modern consumers need a little teeth, or no teeth, or rough tongues, or soft tongues, or chapped lips. The big BJ mentality of "one mouth fits all" simply doesn't work in an environment of pop-up braces and chapped lips BJ boutiques. I see the big dick sucking factory like the buggy whip maker, great for it's time, but their time is past. And as a connoisseur of missing left bicuspid intact gag reflex BJs, I say good riddance.
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Aug 29, 2020 05:13
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cult_hero posted:And as a connoisseur of missing left bicuspid intact gag reflex BJs, I say good riddance. The gag reflex can be suppressed by a pinch of salt placed on the back of the tongue, as far back as your finger can reach. seriously, my good goons, it really works.
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Aug 29, 2020 05:59
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Colonel Cancer posted:You know what they say, a sucker's born every minute and now they are all outta jobs There's always someone giving it away, putting the pros out of work. 
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Aug 29, 2020 06:04
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King Possum III posted:The gag reflex can be suppressed by a pinch of salt placed on the back of the tongue, as far back as your finger can reach. Couldn't we get the same result by putting some coke on the tips of our ducks and going in?
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Aug 29, 2020 08:43
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Jim Long-un posted:I don't have the stomach for that artificial assembly-line dick sucking anymore ever since I visited my local neighborhood Bespoke Blowjob Bijou and got life-changing organic dome Farm to table huh?
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Aug 29, 2020 12:36
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In hindsight it probably was not worth giving Paramount 20 Million dollars to become the official BIJ provider to the Klingon Empire.
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Aug 29, 2020 13:16
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Jailbrekr posted:I support the equipment that sicks your duck for you, and I tell you business has never been better. We're seeing entire segments of industry transitioning to this because of its variable speed and the strongest suction on the market. Its also not a disease vector as it auto sterilizes between uses. Call me old school, but IMO artificially produced retching and gagging noises just do not compare to the real thing.
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Aug 30, 2020 06:26
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layoffs in the dick sucking factory are announced by the employee facing being laid off having their dick sucked. Then the sucker becomes the suckee they know it is their time to go
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Aug 30, 2020 06:30
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Just practice safe social distancing by sucking only the long dicks, and the factory will be back on its knees in no time.
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Aug 30, 2020 06:55
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Manto posted:Just practice safe social distancing by sucking only the long dicks, and the factory will be back on its knees in no time. Buddy, you’ve got to work your way up to the Long Dicks department. Everybody starts in Short n’ Stubby; I know some guys who’ve been stuck there for years. Once again, the guys at the top get all the perks!
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Aug 30, 2020 14:53
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gary oldmans diary posted:i wish they allowed cameras in the dick sucking factory so it could be set to this man I know you were there for the glory days of the dick sucking factory, but lemme tell you recently it's been more like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoLOtsm_Jow
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Aug 30, 2020 16:40
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Millennials are killing the dick sucking industry and why that's a good thing. (Start your free trial to read more)
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Aug 30, 2020 18:35
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Congress ignores the plight of hardworking dick suckers put out of work by Covid-19. Some of them don't know where their next mouthful is coming from. Millions have filed for unemployment, but the government just blows them off.
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Aug 30, 2020 21:11
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King Possum III posted:Congress ignores the plight of hardworking dick suckers put out of work by Covid-19. Typical hypocritical Congress, considering so many of them use our services.
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Aug 30, 2020 21:19
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just got a promotion  say hello to the new PBA (Personal Ball Articulator) at the Dicksucking factory.
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congratulations to your mom on retiring OP
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