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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Colonel Cancer posted:

Cleopatra chased by sphinx on chariot then gently caress

Paging Applewhite to the thread

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Where does the OP stand on pirating porn

Is that ethical

The uneducated masses must know. Teach us sensei

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
thinking you're a coke ally but still consuming pepsi lmao owned brutally owned loll

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
I once woke a feminist ally.

I apologized for moving furniture around at 1am and then he went back to sleep.

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
Still waiting for that Too Hot for Ancient Egyptians papyrus

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

A Strange Aeon posted:

Still waiting for that Too Hot for Ancient Egyptians papyrus

https://culturacolectiva.com/history/ancient-egypt-turin-erotic-papyrus

Note : do not click at work unless you work at an ancient egyptian porno factory

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
ancient Egyptians apparently had gigantic loving schlongs like drat

I mean

they had big dicks just like I do

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

ancient Egyptians apparently had gigantic loving schlongs like drat

I mean

they had big dicks just like I do

I think that's even in the bible.

e: second to last pic has female conebros

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
A lot of people think the Pharoahs ruled by divine mandate.

Actually, it was their big swinging dicks that gave them authority.

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

Grevling posted:

I think that's even in the bible.

e: second to last pic has female conebros

It's true, big genitals do get mentioned a few times by the prophets when they describe detestable foreigners.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015



Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
drat maybe they really were aliens! These dicks are from outta this world

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

A Strange Aeon posted:

Sure, but read some old smut and tell me it compares to modern pornography at all.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_120_Days_of_Sodom is over a century old

Cephalectomy
Jun 8, 2007
What if my porn is ethically sourced from feminists is that still bad

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
That's some hosed up poo poo

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Cephalectomy posted:

What if my porn is ethically sourced from feminists is that still bad

Involving women in porn is just too much of an ethical minefield. Much safer to cut them out entirely and just have dudes draw anime boobs. No women, no exploitation!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
What about carpel tunnel?

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

A Strange Aeon posted:

It's true, big genitals do get mentioned a few times by the prophets when they describe detestable foreigners.

Some scientists theorize that the Egyptians in fact had average sized penises and instead the prophet Ezekiel had a tiny little dick and was frustrated his god wouldn't let him jack off.

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

Mooey Cow posted:

Some scientists theorize that the Egyptians in fact had average sized penises and instead the prophet Ezekiel had a tiny little dick and was frustrated his god wouldn't let him jack off.

I wish I understood why Ezekiel goes from crazy visions of four headed angels to the exact specifications of a temple that will never be built. Kind of ends on a boring note.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Chomp8645 posted:

Involving women in porn is just too much of an ethical minefield. Much safer to cut them out entirely and just have dudes draw anime boobs. No women, no exploitation!

is it ethical if the women have penises?

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

gently caress off

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Inept posted:

gently caress off

Is this directed at anyone in particular?

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

the previous post, thanks for asking

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Lucky Guy, explain yourself!

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

yeah for real how dare they question the ethics of futa porn

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

A Strange Aeon posted:

I wish I understood why Ezekiel goes from crazy visions of four headed angels to the exact specifications of a temple that will never be built. Kind of ends on a boring note.

Different authors continued the story for different political reasons.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Excelzior posted:

yeah for real how dare they question the ethics of futa porn

Trans women generally don't like being called futa

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Who What Now posted:

Trans women generally don't like being called futa

trans women arent women with penises, what the gently caress dude?

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

hey everybody i got sidetracked for a few days, but now i'm back. is the porn all gone yet?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Prof. Crocodile posted:

hey everybody i got sidetracked for a few days, but now i'm back. is the porn all gone yet?

I took it all for myself, none left for you sorry.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Chomp8645 posted:

I took it all for myself, none left for you sorry.

MOTHERF-

back to the spinning cube for me, I guess

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
i just saw a lady who wrote something interesting in her dating profile. she wrote: "the bigger the fupa, the hotter the chalupa"

what could this mean?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

i just saw a lady who wrote something interesting in her dating profile. she wrote: "the bigger the fupa, the hotter the chalupa"

what could this mean?

It means she's got a big, spicy V!

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Prof. Crocodile posted:

hey everybody i got sidetracked for a few days, but now i'm back. is the porn all gone yet?

We have all agreed to only jerk it to big titty anime girls drawn by artists receiving a fair living wage and health care for their carpal tunnel.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Pawn 17 posted:

We have all agreed to only jerk it to big titty anime girls drawn by artists receiving a fair living wage and health care for their carpal tunnel.

The only progressive thing to come out of 2020.

We did it!

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Pawn 17 posted:

We have all agreed to only jerk it to big titty anime girls drawn by artists receiving a fair living wage and health care for their carpal tunnel.

Chomp8645 posted:

The only progressive thing to come out of 2020.

We did it!

i mean yeah. honestly i'd take this and call it a victory.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

If my wife I’m totally going to have one day catches me jerking off to Anal Destructors or whatever I’m bookmarking this thread because she will totally realize what a prude she’s being

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

DickParasite posted:

You should still support women who are fellow members of the working class anyway.

lol is that what they're calling it now

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Is anyone here on onlyfans? I kind of want to join because some of the creators I like have moved exclusively to it, but I don't like that you have to give them your full address and have them run a background check and poo poo. I get it, that's for their legal protection, but whatever third party they use for that is definitely going to get hacked at some point right? And it's going to be like "Here's everyone who is in only fans and their home address"

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Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Is anyone here on onlyfans? I kind of want to join because some of the creators I like have moved exclusively to it, but I don't like that you have to give them your full address and have them run a background check and poo poo. I get it, that's for their legal protection, but whatever third party they use for that is definitely going to get hacked at some point right? And it's going to be like "Here's everyone who is in only fans and their home address"

oh yeah for sure i'm surprised it hasn't yet. but i dunno. maybe just do it and accept that someone might know that you were horny if they care to look it up :shrug:

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