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Penises don't accrue body fat (oh would that it were not so!) so they'd be denser than water and sink
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RandomFerret posted:Penises don't accrue body fat (oh would that it were not so!) so they'd be denser than water and sink Can confirm, sinks like a rock 
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Aug 30, 2020 18:09
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same, because my penis is entirely natural and not injected with a liter of suet
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Aug 30, 2020 18:09
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PIZZA.BAT posted:my girlfriend asked me if my dick sinks or floats in the tub and now i can't stop wondering. i don't have a bathtub to check though. can someone with a massive hog please conduct this test and report your findings? if i sit down to pee mine uncoils in the toilet water and gently rests on top
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Aug 30, 2020 18:52
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if i remember my high school chemistry the ideal way to scientifically test this is to 1- fill the bathtub with vegetable oil 2- get in the tub &fully submerge your body in the oil with goggles and a snorkel 3- mark the level of oil in the tub with your body in it. write this down in your copy book D) begin pissing in THEORY the piss will rise to the top. then see if the fluid level rises above the mark. record your findings.
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Aug 30, 2020 19:02
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Moon Atari posted:If I tighten my abdominal muscles and suck my stomach in as hard as I can I will be significantly reducing the size of my abdomen and the amount of space occupied by the organs therein, and that reduction doesn't require making GBS threads out an organ or ballooning out above or below the sucked in gut, meaning things are being "compressed". what being made mostly of water entails is that on various scales most of what you are is membranes full of water with stuff floating in it
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Aug 30, 2020 19:09
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I peed in the tub, I can confirm it didn't rise, but the water did turn yellow! My hypothesis was correct!
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Aug 30, 2020 21:03
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PIZZA.BAT posted:my girlfriend asked me if my dick sinks or floats in the tub and now i can't stop wondering. i don't have a bathtub to check though. can someone with a massive hog please conduct this test and report your findings? It floats. Quite amusingly, to be honest.
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Aug 30, 2020 21:32
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Tom Gorman posted:if i remember my high school chemistry the ideal way to scientifically test this is to I think someone with a large enough tub ought to try this. regretfully I must withdraw myself as mine is only ankle height.
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Aug 30, 2020 21:47
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what if I cum in the tub? if pee is stored in the balls, where is the cum coming from and how does that affect the volume
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Aug 30, 2020 21:59
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From the butt usually
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Aug 30, 2020 22:05
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I wish Mythbusters was still on the air.
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Aug 30, 2020 22:48
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Zazz Razzamatazz posted:I wish Mythbusters was still on the air. Pissbusters
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Aug 30, 2020 23:37
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Over the years ive made this theead twice and also asked a call in radio show scientist and never got a straight answer
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Aug 30, 2020 23:50
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if my pee transmuted into gold when it left my body then would the water rise?
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Aug 31, 2020 00:30
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PIZZA.BAT posted:my girlfriend asked me if my dick sinks or floats in the tub and now i can't stop wondering. i don't have a bathtub to check though. can someone with a massive hog please conduct this test and report your findings? Classic literature can answer your question: "He foresaw his pale body reclined in it at full, naked, in a womb of warmth, oiled by scented melting soap, softly laved. He saw his trunk and limbs riprippled over and sustained, buoyed lightly upward, lemonyellow: his navel, bud of flesh: and saw the dark tangled curls of his bush floating, floating hair of the stream around the limp father of thousands, a languid floating flower.”
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Aug 31, 2020 01:04
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James Joyce really did have all the answers, especially about dick buoyancy and piss stream pressure. Entire manuscripts written about what a swampy rear end in a top hat tastes like. He could sniff your fart on a Wednesday and tell you what you ate for Sunday dinner. Truly remarkable.
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Aug 31, 2020 02:07
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goethe.cx posted:Classic literature can answer your question: holy poo poo
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Aug 31, 2020 03:21
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Mozi posted:my bladder is so powerful that the pee is actually compressed to a smaller volume inside of it, so yes in my case the water level would rise nothing is that powerful you cant compress pee to a smaller volume
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Aug 31, 2020 03:23
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Tato posted:what if I cum in the tub? if pee is stored in the balls, where is the cum coming from and how does that affect the volume Cum isn't real. You were hallucinating and now we need to change your dosage.
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Aug 31, 2020 05:10
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Pee in a full bladder is probably at a different pressure than free range pee, also deeper in the tub with even more pressure. Releasing it to 1 atmosphere will make the level rise.
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Aug 31, 2020 10:45
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iSimian posted:Pee in a full bladder is probably at a different pressure than free range pee, also deeper in the tub with even more pressure. Releasing it to 1 atmosphere will make the level rise. Piss cannot be compressed into a smaller volume no matter how hard you try
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Aug 31, 2020 12:00
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Okay, but look at it his way. Say you have a big ol water heater and you fill it up with piss and throw it into a pool. It will displace water based on size, not weight. If you then release all the piss from the water heater into the pool you now suddenly have 200 liters of piss in the water as well as the original displacement of the water heater that's not going anywhere. The bladder is the piss filled water heater in this analogy.
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Aug 31, 2020 12:12
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It's basically the same logic that the oceans rice every time a submariner takes a dump. That is, perfectly logical.
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Aug 31, 2020 12:14
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hakimashou posted:nothing is that powerful you cant compress pee to a smaller volume within my bladder i hold the secret of nuclear fusion
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Aug 31, 2020 12:34
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wa27 posted:In a bathtub, most people are resting on the bottom of the tub. Releasing the piss makes you less buoyant, but this doesn't matter because you're not floating. So pissing doesn't displace LESS water. The water level rises. This is a very thorough and easy to understand answer. Thank you for explaining it this way! You should start drinking more water if you're pissing bowling balls, though. Ouch!
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