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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ck0txsyN0s
  • Roman Reigns returns and does a contract signing for a Triple Threat at Payback (this weekend!) against Braun Strowman and The Fiend (C) for the Universal Championship.
  • BIG E is going to be on MizTV tonight after their interactions on the corpse of Talking Smack last week.
  • That's it. That's all that is advertised on THE GO-HOME SHOW FOR PAYBACK. Not one single match is advertised.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

i like roman reigns

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Intruder posted:

i like roman reigns

I'm glad the Big Dog is back


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

ok so I didn't see it on the PPV and the replay makes it even clearer, Roman isn't wearing the blue contacts at Summerslam

why did everyone say he was

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Which match tonight has you guys most excited:

A: The one they didn't advertise
B: The other one they didn't advertise
C: Yet a different one they didn't advertise

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Intruder posted:

i like roman reigns

woof bark woof

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

lol the expressions on Vince's lackey

I honestly have no idea who that is forgive me if I should

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Vince looks like he's falling apart

I think that's Adam Pearce

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
I couldn't understand a loving thing VKM said

e: hahah I forgot they gave the title to Jeff loving Hardy

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Intruder posted:

lol the expressions on Vince's lackey

I honestly have no idea who that is forgive me if I should

Scrapdaddy Adam Pearce. He was a solid wrestler in ROH originally best known for being upset when the crowd would call him Repo Man. He was their booker for awhile (?) and then ended up in WWE.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I'm like 99% sure I saw two of the same fan like three screens from each other

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Intruder posted:

I'm like 99% sure I saw two of the same fan like three screens from each other

On a lot of the wider shots if you get a still, you'll see the same person appear like 6 times in 10 screens. This whole thing is simultaneously over-the-top AND half-assed.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I hope Nakamura goes outside the ring and feels compelled to hit AJ in the balls for old time's sake

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Playing Shinsuke's music during the break then having Cole talk over the rest of it. A loving crime.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

No matches advertised at all for this show, first actual match we get is Jeff Hardy vs. Shinsuke Nakamura. 5 years ago this would have been a PPV match.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
With them not advertising matches I'm wondering what is the least amount of matches Smackdown or Raw ever has had?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Noooo don't make Shinsuke and Cesaro turn against each other!

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

Noooo don't make Shinsuke and Cesaro turn against each other!

But yes now have 5 star barn burner matches? Right??????

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

nice cut to AJ yelling "COME ON" and missing one of Jeff's signature moves

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

SAMI

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Guess they did threaten to fire Sami

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SAMI! :neckbeard:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Sami with long hair is bad

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
imagine being told in 2015 that in 2020 Jeff Hardy would beat AJ and Shinsuke back to back


e: hell yeah the real champ is here

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

ARROGANT SKANKING! :hellyeah:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

lol Sami comes out, shits all over Jeff, kicks him down, leaves, then they play Jeff's music

e: I know Ramblin Rabbit is polishing the belt but it looks like he's jerking off with a towel in his other hand

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Intruder posted:

Guess they did threaten to fire Sami

Yeah I'm straight up assuming that WWE is not letting people stay home anymore.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
They absolutely threatened to start extending contracts.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

It sucks that they've forced him to come back, but my God I've missed Sami.

"Nothing's changed around here!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

God I wish he'd just said,"Because of the global pandemic you moron!"

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Ok Postman Pearce loving rules

Meth Rollins
Jun 24, 2005
Scrap Daddy

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

gently caress you, Matt Riddle. t:mad:t

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

So Corbin and Gable are allies but he still calls him Shorty G

e: and Gable gets squashed, great

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Intruder posted:

So Corbin and Gable are allies but he still calls him Shorty G

But sometimes he calls him Chad now as well, while everybody else forces "Shorty G" into sentences as often and unnaturally as possible.

What a poo poo loving match. Even putting aside that Riddle is a gigantic piece of poo poo, him vs Gable going like 2 minutes is loving ridiculous.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh that happened earlier in the day did it? And because of what happened earlier in the day you booked this match, huh? Earlier in the day, huh? Which is why IT WASN'T ADVERTISED!?!?!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Bayley making GBS threads on someone only being able to be a tag champ was funnier than I would have thought

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Wow, WWE found a PPV match where I'm hoping Corbin wins

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Corbin is a good guy for not wanting sex pest Matt Riddle around

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

God Sasha is doing a really great job at emoting

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