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BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.




Whereas:

1. PYF has a tendency to be chatty
2. This distracts from the one true purpose of making lists
3. You must be the change you wish to see in the world

A. I resolve by the power inherent to list to create this thread
B. A thread that shall be a space for lists of all kind
C. These lists shall hopefully be free of tip-chat, BBQ chat, Politics chat, tree law chat etc. etc.
D. Unless of course these chats are phrased in the form of lists

Fruits I enjoy
-Apple
-Orange
-Bananas
-Grapes
-Cherry
-Peach
-Pineapple

Capitals of South America
-Buenos Aires, Argentina
-Bogota, Colombia
-Caracas, Venezuela
-Quito, Ecuador
-Brasilia, Brazil
-La Paz, Bolivia
-Sucre, Bolivia
-Santiago, Chile
-Georgetown, Guyana
-Asuncion, Paraguay
-Lima, Peru
-Paramaribo, Suriname
-Montevideo, Uruguay
-Caracas, Venezuela

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bell jar
Feb 25, 2009



Letters of the Alphabet I like:
a) u
b) r
c) a
d) q
e) t

Crime on a Dime
Nov 28, 2006



Tips for POSTING
1. 𝙽𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

My horny on mane posting got the deviantart thread shut down

Names I can make out of my friend Andrews name by following the rules of the 1964 Shirley Ellis hit novelty song The Name Game:
1. Bandrew
2. Fandrew
3. Mandrew

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

1:

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Whereas:

1. PYF has a tendency to be chatty
2. This distracts from the one true purpose of making lists
3. You must be the change you wish to see in the world

A. I resolve by the power inherent to list to create this thread
B. A thread that shall be a space for lists of all kind
C. These lists shall hopefully be free of tip-chat, BBQ chat, Politics chat, tree law chat etc. etc.
D. Unless of course these chats are phrased in the form of lists

Fruits I enjoy
-Apple
-Orange
-Bananas
-Grapes
-Cherry
-Peach
-Pineapple

Capitals of South America
-Buenos Aires, Argentina
-Bogota, Colombia
-Caracas, Venezuela
-Quito, Ecuador
-Brasilia, Brazil
-La Paz, Bolivia
-Sucre, Bolivia
-Santiago, Chile
-Georgetown, Guyana
-Asuncion, Paraguay
-Lima, Peru
-Paramaribo, Suriname
-Montevideo, Uruguay
-Caracas, Venezuela

2:

bell jar posted:

Letters of the Alphabet I like:
a) u
b) r
c) a
d) q
e) t

3:

Crime on a Dime posted:

Tips for POSTING
1. 𝙽𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠

4:

Hedrigall posted:

Names I can make out of my friend Andrew’s name by following the rules of the 1964 Shirley Ellis hit novelty song “The Name Game”:
1. Bandrew
2. Fandrew
3. Mandrew

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011




YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

List of My Favorite Norwegian-English False Friends
1. bra (fine)
2. strand (beach)
3. and (duck)
4. gift (poison)
5. ham (him)

List of My Favorite Shitshows
1. the Loss arc of Ctrl+Alt+Del
2. the Ctrl+Alt+Del animated series
3. Allen Gregory
4. Rise of Skywalker
5. the New York Mets

Lists of Questions About This Thread
1. Why is everyone better at making funny lists than me?
2.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019








List of list types
  1. Alphabetical - lower case
  • Bullet
  1. Numerical
  1. Alphabetical - upper case

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

2:35 PM, 5 April 2017. 153 decibels. Caused the cat actual harm.




List of lists of lists

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has csebuf?


List of consecutive positive integers between one and fifty, inclusive:
1) 1
2) 2
3) 3
4) 4
5) 5
6) 6
7) 7
8) 8
9) 9
10) 10
11) 11
12) 12
13) 13
14) 14
15) 15
16) 16
17) 17
18) 18
19) 19
20) 20
21) 21
22) 22
23) 23
24) 24
25) 25
26) 26
27) 27
28) 28
29) 29
30) 30
31) 31
32) 32
33) 33
34) 34
35) 35
36) 36
37) 37
38) 38
39) 39
40) 40
41) 41
42) 42
43) 43
44) 44
45) 45
46) 46
47) 47
48) 48
49) 49
50) 50

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012



A list of the worst trees in no real order

1. Black Locust
2. Honey Locust
3. Willow (all)
4. Hawthorn
5. Silver Birch

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017


Quoth James Cameron,

"Nevermore"



List of types of legal entities, Romania

Societăți de persoane (Unincorporated companies, also called Partnerships)
Societatea n nume colectiv, abbreviated SNC (General Partnership, abbreviated GP)
Societatea n comandită simplă, abbreviated SCS (Limited Partnership, abbreviated LP)
Societăți de capitaluri (Incorporated companies, also called Corporations)
Societatea n comandită pe acțiuni, abbreviated SCA (Company Limited by Shares)
Societatea pe acțiuni, abbreviated SA (Joint-Stock Company)
Societăți hibride (Hybrid companies)
Societate cu răspundere limitată, abbreviated SRL (Limited Liability Company)
Societatea cu răspundere limitată cu proprietar unic, abbreviated SRL cu proprietar unic
S.A. (Societate pe Acţiuni): ≈ plc (UK)
S.C.A. (societate n comandită pe acţiuni): limited partnership with shares
S.C.S. (societate n comandită simplă): ≈ limited partnership
S.N.C. (societate n nume colectiv): ≈ general partnership
S.R.L. (societate cu răspundere limitată): ≈ Ltd. (UK)
PFA (persoana fizica autorizata): ≈ self-employed (UK) Sole Proprietorship (US)
O.N.G. (Organizație Non-Guvernamentală): ≈ Non-state pension fund (literally: Non-Governmental Organization)
limited liability company "societate cu raspundere limitata" (SRL); joint stock company "societate pe actiuni" (SA);

lil bip
Mar 12, 2004

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it

List of my favorite threads

1. This one

The end

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008




Grimey Drawer

Captain Hygiene posted:

List of consecutive positive integers between one and fifty, inclusive:
1) 1
2) 2
3) 3
4) 4
5) 5
6) 6
7) 7
8) 8
9) 9
10) 10
11) 11
12) 12
13) 13
14) 14
15) 15
16) 16
17) 17
18) 18
19) 19
20) 20
21) 21
22) 22
23) 23
24) 24
25) 25
26) 26
27) 27
28) 28
29) 29
30) 30
31) 31
32) 32
33) 33
34) 34
35) 35
36) 36
37) 37
38) 38
39) 39
40) 40
41) 41
42) 42
43) 43
44) 44
45) 45
46) 46
47) 47
48) 48
49) 49
50) 50

I checked these out and they seem pretty solid. Ok to publish in science magazine

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



Venal & Sons has at last published the long-awaited first volume of Metterling's laundry lists (The Collected Laundry Lists of Hans Metterling, Vol. I, 437 pp., plus XXXII-page introduction;indexed; $18.75), with an erudite commentary by the noted Metterling scholar Gunther Eisenbud. The decision to publish this work separately, before the completion of the immense four-volume oeuvre, is both welcome and intelligent, for this obdurate and sparkling book will instantly lay to rest the unpleasant rumors that Venal & Sons, having reaped rich rewards from the Metterling novels, play, and notebooks, diaries, and letters, was merely in search of continued profits from the same lode. How wrong the whisperers have been! Indeed, the very first Metterling laundry list

List No. 1
6 prs. shorts
4 undershirts
6 prs. blue socks
4 blue shirts
2 white shirts
6 handkerchiefs
No Starch

serves as a perfect, near-total introduction to this troubled genius, known to his contemporaries as the "Prague Weirdo." The list was dashed off while Metterling was writing Confessions of a Monstrous Cheese, that work of stunning philosophical import in which he proved not only that Kant was wrong about the universe but that he never picked up a check. Metterling's dislike of starch is typical of the period, and when this particular bundle came back too stiff Metterling became moody and depressed. His landlady, Frau Weiser, reported to friends that "Herr Metterling keeps to his room for days, weeping over the fact that they have starched his shorts." Of course, Breuer has already pointed out the relation between stiff underwear and Metterling's constant feeling that he was being whispered about by men with jowls (Metterling: Paranoid-Depressive Psychosis and the Early Lists, Zeiss Press). This theme of a failure to follow instructions appears in Metterling's only play, Asthma, when Needleman brings the cursed tennis ball to Valhalla by mistake.
The obvious enigma of the second list

List No. 2
7 prs. shorts
5 undershirts
7 prs. black socks
6 blue shirts
6 handkerchiefs
No Starch

is the seven pairs of black socks, since it has been long known that Metterling was deeply fond of blue. Indeed, for years the mention of any other color could send him into a rage, and he once pushed Rilke down into some honey because the poet said he preferred brown-eyed women. According to Anna Freud ("Metterling's Socks as an Expression of the Phallic Mother," Journal of Psychoanalysis, Nov., 1935), his sudden shift to the more sombre legwear is related to his unhappiness over the "Bayreuth Incident." It was there, during the first act of Tristan, that he sneezed, blowing the toupee off one of the opera's wealthiest patrons. The audience became convulsed, but Wagner defended him with his now classic remark, "Everybody sneezes."

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008




Grimey Drawer

List of my favorite type of monsters from D&D, a game I have never played but I had a monster book for when I was 10

10. Nupperbibos: they are creepy gross things you turn into when you go to hell
9: Dragon Fairies: you can have a dragon as a fairy pet
8: Bugbear: I read my aunt's CYOA book about dungeons and dragons when I was 7 and a Bugbear got cut in half and it's guys spilled out and I imagined a huge gross bear made out of bug parts exploding and it made me I'll
7: Dragon Turtle: a huge island sized Turtle
6:Beholder: I played Ultima 6 all the time when I was a kid and these things were terrifying
5: Lich: This is what happens when you enter academia as a career immediately when you get your bachelor's and pursue higher education
4: Purple Worm: like tremors but a lot bigger
3: Gnomes: these guys are hiding something
2: Gibbering Mouther: huge mound of teeth and eyes and can babble weird poo poo that makes you insane
1: The DM: am I right people who play this game?? Haha those dicks... Right? Is this like when Time magainze said it was you who was the person of the year?
0. The bad boy, Angel Roy, my character who is mostly a demon named Roy but also the angel named Angel

Machado de Assis
Dec 12, 2005



- Pound pastrami
- can kraut
- six bagels
bring home for Emma

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

My horny on mane posting got the deviantart thread shut down

Films from the Paul Blart: Mall Cop and Johnny English franchises listed in chronological order:
1. Johnny English (2003)
2. Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
3. Johnny English Reborn (2011)
4. Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015)
5. Johnny English Strikes Again (2018)

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011

I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving
And something has got to give


Things I Crave:

1) Truckin'
2) Fuckin'
3) A breakfast sandwich

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Things that brighten my day:

Gyros
Key lime pie
Concerts
Anal

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

How I rank albums by The Electric Light Orchestra (1971 - 1986)

1. Out of the Blue (1977)
2. A New World Record (1976)
3. Time (1981)
4. Face the Music (1975)
5. Secret Messages (1983)
6. Eldorado - A Symphony by The Electric Light Orchestra (1974)
7. Electric Light Orchestra (AKA "No Answer") (1971)
8. Discovery (1979)
9. On The Third Day (1973)
10. ELO II (1973)
11. Balance of Power (1986)

Lawson
Apr 21, 2006

You're right, I agree.

Total Clam

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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017


Quoth James Cameron,

"Nevermore"



Most Prolific Listers, PYF (Note: Gripweed and Guy Goodbody are the same lister)

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Lawson
Apr 21, 2006

You're right, I agree.

Total Clam

(a b c)

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

List of movies with "shark" in the name that I have seen, in order of worst to best (sorry to any sharks I have left out):

25) Nightmare Shark
24) Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy
20-23) Megashark vs whatever (all 4 of them are kind of the same really)
19) Ozark Sharks
18) Jersey Shore Shark Attack
17) Sand Sharks
16) 2-headed Shark Attack
15) Sharknado 4
14) Sharktopus vs Pteracuda
13) Sharknado 3
12) Sharknado 2
11) Sharktopus
10) Trailer Park Shark
9) Sharknado
8) The Last Sharknado
7) Dam Shark
6) 3-headed Shark Attack
5) Ghost Shark
4) Atomic Shark
3) Sharktopus vs Whalewolf
2) 5-headed Shark ATtack
1) 6-headed Shark Attack

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

List of Backstreet Boys, in descending order of cuteness
1. AJ
2. Howie
3. Kevin
4. Nick
5. Brian

List of NSYNC members, in descending order of cuteness
1. Chris
2. Joey
3. Lance
4. JC
5. Justin

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has csebuf?


List of approved ways to spell 'crab', in descending order of preference:
1) Creb
2) Crab
3) Crenmb
4) Crabbe
5) Carb

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019








yeah I eat rear end posted:

List of movies with "shark" in the name that I have seen, in order of worst to best (sorry to any sharks I have left out):

25) Nightmare Shark
24) Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy
20-23) Megashark vs whatever (all 4 of them are kind of the same really)
19) Ozark Sharks
18) Jersey Shore Shark Attack
17) Sand Sharks
16) 2-headed Shark Attack
15) Sharknado 4
14) Sharktopus vs Pteracuda
13) Sharknado 3
12) Sharknado 2
11) Sharktopus
10) Trailer Park Shark
9) Sharknado
8) The Last Sharknado
7) Dam Shark
6) 3-headed Shark Attack
5) Ghost Shark
4) Atomic Shark
3) Sharktopus vs Whalewolf
2) 5-headed Shark ATtack
1) 6-headed Shark Attack

List of movies with "shark" in the title you should see
  1. Eagle vs Shark

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

GUESS WHO'S LYING


Grimey Drawer

First 100 Prime Numbers: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101, 103, 107, 109, 113, 127, 131, 137, 139, 149, 151, 157, 163, 167, 173, 179, 181, 191, 193, 197, 199, 211, 223, 227, 229, 233, 239, 241, 251, 257, 263, 269, 271, 277, 281, 283, 293, 307, 311, 313, 317, 331, 337, 347, 349, 353, 359, 367, 373, 379, 383, 389, 397, 401, 409, 419, 421, 431, 433, 439, 443, 449, 457, 461, 463, 467, 479, 487, 491, 499, 503, 509, 521, 523, 541

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

GUESS WHO'S LYING


Grimey Drawer

All Sexy Prime Pairs Below 500: (5,11), (7,13), (11,17), (13,19), (17,23), (23,29), (31,37), (37,43), (41,47), (47,53), (53,59), (61,67), (67,73), (73,79), (83,89), (97,103), (101,107), (103,109), (107,113), (131,137), (151,157), (157,163), (167,173), (173,179), (191,197), (193,199), (223,229), (227,233), (233,239), (251,257), (257,263), (263,269), (271,277), (277,283), (307,313), (311,317), (331,337), (347,353), (353,359), (367,373), (373,379), (383,389), (433,439), (443,449), (457,463), (461,467)

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

GUESS WHO'S LYING


Grimey Drawer

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Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007



Giving this thread a signal boost.

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010




College Slice

Favorite non-list posts in this thread:

1.

Moon Slayer posted:

Giving this thread a signal boost.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has csebuf?


List of letters in the alphabet, in reverse alphabetical order:
1) z
2) y
3) x
4) w
5) v
6) u
7) t
8) s
9) r
10) q
11) p
12) o
13) n
14) m
15) l
16) k
17) j
18) i
19) h
20) g
21) f
22) e
23) d
24) c
25) b
26) a

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

My horny on mane posting got the deviantart thread shut down

The two major kinds of lists:
  1. Unordered lists
  • Ordered lists

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

My horny on mane posting got the deviantart thread shut down

The top two rookie mistakes to avoid when becoming a list maker

1. Listing the same thing twice
2. Listing the same thing twice

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

My horny on mane posting got the deviantart thread shut down

The top two rookie mistakes to avoid when becoming a list maker

1. Listing the same thing twice
2. Listing the same thing twice

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009



List of letters in the last post's title, in reverse alphabetical order:
1) v
2) t
3) t
4) t
5) t
6) t
7) t
8) s
9) s
10) s
11) r
12) r
13) r
14) r
15) r
16) p
17) p
18) o
19) o
20) n
21) n
22) L
23) l
24) l
25) l
26) l
27) i
28) i
29) i
30) i
31) h
32) h
33) h
34) f
35) e
36) e
37) e
38) e
39) e
40) e
41) e
42) e
43) e
44) d
45) c
46) b
47) b
48) a
49) a
50) a
51) a
52) a

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009



List of posts that were too slow to be posted:
1.

bell jar posted:

List of letters in the last post's title, in reverse alphabetical order:
1) v
2) t
3) t
4) t
5) t
6) t
7) t
8) s
9) s
10) s
11) r
12) r
13) r
14) r
15) r
16) p
17) p
18) o
19) o
20) n
21) n
22) L
23) l
24) l
25) l
26) l
27) i
28) i
29) i
30) i
31) h
32) h
33) h
34) f
35) e
36) e
37) e
38) e
39) e
40) e
41) e
42) e
43) e
44) d
45) c
46) b
47) b
48) a
49) a
50) a
51) a
52) a

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some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012



Best places to raise strong children
1. Top of a mountain
2. Ancient Greece
3. Hyperbaric pressure chamber
4. Travelling circus
5. Illegal moon colony

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