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Whereas: 1. PYF has a tendency to be chatty 2. This distracts from the one true purpose of making lists 3. You must be the change you wish to see in the world A. I resolve by the power inherent to list to create this thread B. A thread that shall be a space for lists of all kind C. These lists shall hopefully be free of tip-chat, BBQ chat, Politics chat, tree law chat etc. etc. D. Unless of course these chats are phrased in the form of lists Fruits I enjoy -Apple -Orange -Bananas -Grapes -Cherry -Peach -Pineapple Capitals of South America -Buenos Aires, Argentina -Bogota, Colombia -Caracas, Venezuela -Quito, Ecuador -Brasilia, Brazil -La Paz, Bolivia -Sucre, Bolivia -Santiago, Chile -Georgetown, Guyana -Asuncion, Paraguay -Lima, Peru -Paramaribo, Suriname -Montevideo, Uruguay -Caracas, Venezuela
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Letters of the Alphabet I like: a) u b) r c) a d) q e) t
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Tips for ＰＯＳＴＩＮＧ 1. 𝙽𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠
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Names I can make out of my friend Andrew’s name by following the rules of the 1964 Shirley Ellis hit novelty song “The Name Game”: 1. Bandrew 2. Fandrew 3. Mandrew
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1:BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Whereas: 2: bell jar posted:Letters of the Alphabet I like: 3: Crime on a Dime posted:Tips for ＰＯＳＴＩＮＧ 4: Hedrigall posted:Names I can make out of my friend Andrew’s name by following the rules of the 1964 Shirley Ellis hit novelty song “The Name Game”:
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List of My Favorite Norwegian-English False Friends 1. bra (fine) 2. strand (beach) 3. and (duck) 4. gift (poison) 5. ham (him) List of My Favorite Shitshows 1. the Loss arc of Ctrl+Alt+Del 2. the Ctrl+Alt+Del animated series 3. Allen Gregory 4. Rise of Skywalker 5. the New York Mets Lists of Questions About This Thread 1. Why is everyone better at making funny lists than me? 2.
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List of consecutive positive integers between one and fifty, inclusive: 1) 1 2) 2 3) 3 4) 4 5) 5 6) 6 7) 7 8) 8 9) 9 10) 10 11) 11 12) 12 13) 13 14) 14 15) 15 16) 16 17) 17 18) 18 19) 19 20) 20 21) 21 22) 22 23) 23 24) 24 25) 25 26) 26 27) 27 28) 28 29) 29 30) 30 31) 31 32) 32 33) 33 34) 34 35) 35 36) 36 37) 37 38) 38 39) 39 40) 40 41) 41 42) 42 43) 43 44) 44 45) 45 46) 46 47) 47 48) 48 49) 49 50) 50
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A list of the worst trees in no real order 1. Black Locust 2. Honey Locust 3. Willow (all) 4. Hawthorn 5. Silver Birch
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List of types of legal entities, Romania Societăți de persoane (Unincorporated companies, also called Partnerships) Societatea în nume colectiv, abbreviated SNC (General Partnership, abbreviated GP) Societatea în comandită simplă, abbreviated SCS (Limited Partnership, abbreviated LP) Societăți de capitaluri (Incorporated companies, also called Corporations) Societatea în comandită pe acțiuni, abbreviated SCA (Company Limited by Shares) Societatea pe acțiuni, abbreviated SA (Joint-Stock Company) Societăți hibride (Hybrid companies) Societate cu răspundere limitată, abbreviated SRL (Limited Liability Company) Societatea cu răspundere limitată cu proprietar unic, abbreviated SRL cu proprietar unic S.A. (Societate pe Acţiuni): ≈ plc (UK) S.C.A. (societate în comandită pe acţiuni): limited partnership with shares S.C.S. (societate în comandită simplă): ≈ limited partnership S.N.C. (societate în nume colectiv): ≈ general partnership S.R.L. (societate cu răspundere limitată): ≈ Ltd. (UK) PFA (persoana fizica autorizata): ≈ self-employed (UK) Sole Proprietorship (US) O.N.G. (Organizație Non-Guvernamentală): ≈ Non-state pension fund (literally: Non-Governmental Organization) limited liability company "societate cu raspundere limitata" (SRL); joint stock company "societate pe actiuni" (SA);
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List of my favorite threads 1. This one The end
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Aug 29, 2020 23:11
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Captain Hygiene posted:List of consecutive positive integers between one and fifty, inclusive: I checked these out and they seem pretty solid. Ok to publish in science magazine
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Venal & Sons has at last published the long-awaited first volume of Metterling's laundry lists (The Collected Laundry Lists of Hans Metterling, Vol. I, 437 pp., plus XXXII-page introduction;indexed; $18.75), with an erudite commentary by the noted Metterling scholar Gunther Eisenbud. The decision to publish this work separately, before the completion of the immense four-volume oeuvre, is both welcome and intelligent, for this obdurate and sparkling book will instantly lay to rest the unpleasant rumors that Venal & Sons, having reaped rich rewards from the Metterling novels, play, and notebooks, diaries, and letters, was merely in search of continued profits from the same lode. How wrong the whisperers have been! Indeed, the very first Metterling laundry list List No. 1 6 prs. shorts 4 undershirts 6 prs. blue socks 4 blue shirts 2 white shirts 6 handkerchiefs No Starch serves as a perfect, near-total introduction to this troubled genius, known to his contemporaries as the "Prague Weirdo." The list was dashed off while Metterling was writing Confessions of a Monstrous Cheese, that work of stunning philosophical import in which he proved not only that Kant was wrong about the universe but that he never picked up a check. Metterling's dislike of starch is typical of the period, and when this particular bundle came back too stiff Metterling became moody and depressed. His landlady, Frau Weiser, reported to friends that "Herr Metterling keeps to his room for days, weeping over the fact that they have starched his shorts." Of course, Breuer has already pointed out the relation between stiff underwear and Metterling's constant feeling that he was being whispered about by men with jowls (Metterling: Paranoid-Depressive Psychosis and the Early Lists, Zeiss Press). This theme of a failure to follow instructions appears in Metterling's only play, Asthma, when Needleman brings the cursed tennis ball to Valhalla by mistake. The obvious enigma of the second list List No. 2 7 prs. shorts 5 undershirts 7 prs. black socks 6 blue shirts 6 handkerchiefs No Starch is the seven pairs of black socks, since it has been long known that Metterling was deeply fond of blue. Indeed, for years the mention of any other color could send him into a rage, and he once pushed Rilke down into some honey because the poet said he preferred brown-eyed women. According to Anna Freud ("Metterling's Socks as an Expression of the Phallic Mother," Journal of Psychoanalysis, Nov., 1935), his sudden shift to the more sombre legwear is related to his unhappiness over the "Bayreuth Incident." It was there, during the first act of Tristan, that he sneezed, blowing the toupee off one of the opera's wealthiest patrons. The audience became convulsed, but Wagner defended him with his now classic remark, "Everybody sneezes."
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List of my favorite type of monsters from D&D, a game I have never played but I had a monster book for when I was 10 10. Nupperbibos: they are creepy gross things you turn into when you go to hell 9: Dragon Fairies: you can have a dragon as a fairy pet 8: Bugbear: I read my aunt's CYOA book about dungeons and dragons when I was 7 and a Bugbear got cut in half and it's guys spilled out and I imagined a huge gross bear made out of bug parts exploding and it made me I'll 7: Dragon Turtle: a huge island sized Turtle 6:Beholder: I played Ultima 6 all the time when I was a kid and these things were terrifying 5: Lich: This is what happens when you enter academia as a career immediately when you get your bachelor's and pursue higher education 4: Purple Worm: like tremors but a lot bigger 3: Gnomes: these guys are hiding something 2: Gibbering Mouther: huge mound of teeth and eyes and can babble weird poo poo that makes you insane 1: The DM: am I right people who play this game?? Haha those dicks... Right? Is this like when Time magainze said it was you who was the person of the year? 0. The bad boy, Angel Roy, my character who is mostly a demon named Roy but also the angel named Angel
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- Pound pastrami - can kraut - six bagels bring home for Emma
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Films from the Paul Blart: Mall Cop and Johnny English franchises listed in chronological order: 1. Johnny English (2003) 2. Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009) 3. Johnny English Reborn (2011) 4. Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015) 5. Johnny English Strikes Again (2018)
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Things I Crave: 1) Truckin' 2) Fuckin' 3) A breakfast sandwich
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Things that brighten my day: Gyros Key lime pie Concerts Anal
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How I rank albums by The Electric Light Orchestra (1971 - 1986) 1. Out of the Blue (1977) 2. A New World Record (1976) 3. Time (1981) 4. Face the Music (1975) 5. Secret Messages (1983) 6. Eldorado - A Symphony by The Electric Light Orchestra (1974) 7. Electric Light Orchestra (AKA "No Answer") (1971) 8. Discovery (1979) 9. On The Third Day (1973) 10. ELO II (1973) 11. Balance of Power (1986)
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Top posters for thread (max 30) User Posts Aesop Poprock 2 Hedrigall 2 Hispanic! At The Disco 1 YeahTubaMike 1 Inceltown 1 SneezeOfTheDecade 1 Captain Hygiene 1 Crane Fist 1 Edgar Allen Ho 1 lil bip 1 Pigsfeet on Rye 1 Machado de Assis 1 BIG FLUFFY DOG 1 Antivehicular 1 bell jar 1 Sir Not Appearing 1 Crime on a Dime 1 Mister Kingdom 1 Funky See Funky Do 1
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Most Prolific Listers, PYF (Note: Gripweed and Guy Goodbody are the same lister) 1 Inceltown 2 Randaconda 3 Say Nothing 4 chitoryu12 5 Samuringa 6 Ghost Leviathan 7 3D Megadoodoo 8 Edgar Allen Ho 9 RareAcumen 10 Paladinus 11 Gripweed 12 jobson groeth 13 Snowglobe of Doom 14 cash crab 15 Milo and POTUS 16 Solice Kirsk 17 Picnic Princess 18 Guy Goodbody 19 Absurd Alhazred 20 Piss Meridian 21 Pastry of the Year 22 Memento 8002 23 BaldDwarfOnPCP 24 Carthag Tuek 25 Veni Vidi Ameche! 26 MizPiz 27 Data Graham 28 StillFullyTerrible 29 EmmyOk 30 Queen Combat
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List of movies with "shark" in the name that I have seen, in order of worst to best (sorry to any sharks I have left out): 25) Nightmare Shark 24) Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy 20-23) Megashark vs whatever (all 4 of them are kind of the same really) 19) Ozark Sharks 18) Jersey Shore Shark Attack 17) Sand Sharks 16) 2-headed Shark Attack 15) Sharknado 4 14) Sharktopus vs Pteracuda 13) Sharknado 3 12) Sharknado 2 11) Sharktopus 10) Trailer Park Shark 9) Sharknado 8) The Last Sharknado 7) Dam Shark 6) 3-headed Shark Attack 5) Ghost Shark 4) Atomic Shark 3) Sharktopus vs Whalewolf 2) 5-headed Shark ATtack 1) 6-headed Shark Attack
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List of Backstreet Boys, in descending order of cuteness 1. AJ 2. Howie 3. Kevin 4. Nick 5. Brian List of NSYNC members, in descending order of cuteness 1. Chris 2. Joey 3. Lance 4. JC 5. Justin
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List of approved ways to spell 'crab', in descending order of preference: 1) Creb 2) Crab 3) Crenmb 4) Crabbe 5) Carb
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yeah I eat rear end posted:List of movies with "shark" in the name that I have seen, in order of worst to best (sorry to any sharks I have left out): List of movies with "shark" in the title you should see
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First 100 Prime Numbers: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101, 103, 107, 109, 113, 127, 131, 137, 139, 149, 151, 157, 163, 167, 173, 179, 181, 191, 193, 197, 199, 211, 223, 227, 229, 233, 239, 241, 251, 257, 263, 269, 271, 277, 281, 283, 293, 307, 311, 313, 317, 331, 337, 347, 349, 353, 359, 367, 373, 379, 383, 389, 397, 401, 409, 419, 421, 431, 433, 439, 443, 449, 457, 461, 463, 467, 479, 487, 491, 499, 503, 509, 521, 523, 541
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All Sexy Prime Pairs Below 500: (5,11), (7,13), (11,17), (13,19), (17,23), (23,29), (31,37), (37,43), (41,47), (47,53), (53,59), (61,67), (67,73), (73,79), (83,89), (97,103), (101,107), (103,109), (107,113), (131,137), (151,157), (157,163), (167,173), (173,179), (191,197), (193,199), (223,229), (227,233), (233,239), (251,257), (257,263), (263,269), (271,277), (277,283), (307,313), (311,317), (331,337), (347,353), (353,359), (367,373), (373,379), (383,389), (433,439), (443,449), (457,463), (461,467)
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Giving this thread a signal boost.
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Favorite non-list posts in this thread: 1. Moon Slayer posted:Giving this thread a signal boost.
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List of letters in the alphabet, in reverse alphabetical order: 1) z 2) y 3) x 4) w 5) v 6) u 7) t 8) s 9) r 10) q 11) p 12) o 13) n 14) m 15) l 16) k 17) j 18) i 19) h 20) g 21) f 22) e 23) d 24) c 25) b 26) a
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The two major kinds of lists:
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The top two rookie mistakes to avoid when becoming a list maker 1. Listing the same thing twice 2. Listing the same thing twice
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The top two rookie mistakes to avoid when becoming a list maker 1. Listing the same thing twice 2. Listing the same thing twice
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List of letters in the last post's title, in reverse alphabetical order: 1) v 2) t 3) t 4) t 5) t 6) t 7) t 8) s 9) s 10) s 11) r 12) r 13) r 14) r 15) r 16) p 17) p 18) o 19) o 20) n 21) n 22) L 23) l 24) l 25) l 26) l 27) i 28) i 29) i 30) i 31) h 32) h 33) h 34) f 35) e 36) e 37) e 38) e 39) e 40) e 41) e 42) e 43) e 44) d 45) c 46) b 47) b 48) a 49) a 50) a 51) a 52) a
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List of posts that were too slow to be posted: 1. bell jar posted:List of letters in the last post's title, in reverse alphabetical order:
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Best places to raise strong children 1. Top of a mountain 2. Ancient Greece 3. Hyperbaric pressure chamber 4. Travelling circus 5. Illegal moon colony
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