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Absolut Fabulous
Dec 12, 2006

The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford clinic.

  • Things which, buddy, you are:
        ○ a boy
            ○ make a big noise
        ○ a young man
        ○ hard man
        ○ an old man
        ○ poor man
        ○ pleading with your eyes

  • Activities you are performing:
        ○ in the street:
            ○ playing
            ○ shouting

        ○ all over the place:
            ○ kicking your can
            ○ waving your banner

  • Things which you, being a big disgrace, have got on your face:
        ○ mud
        ○ blood

  • Things which you will some day do:
        ○ be a big man
        ○ take on the world
        ○make you some peace

  • Places back into which somebody better put you:
        ○ yours

  • Things which we will rock:
        ○ you

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has csebuf?


Places I was born or raised and things I crave, in alphabetical order:
1) Cave
2) Fuckin'
3) Mountain
4) Truckin'

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS


Lists of fictional things on wikipedia, by category:
  • Animal
        A. List of fictional arthropods
        B. List of fictional badgers
        C. List of fictional crocodiles and alligators
        D. List of fictional dinosaurs
        E. List of fictional elephants
        F. List of fictional feral children
        G. List of fictional gophers
        H. List of fictional horses
        I. List of fictional illnesses
        J. List of fictional judges
        K. List of fictional kangaroos
        L. List of fictional librarians
        M. List of fictional medical examiners
        N. List of fictional nurses
        O. List of fictional owls
        P. List of fictional pigs
        Q. <unknown pending review>
        R. List of fictional raccoons
        S. List of fictional secret agents
        T. List of fictional turtles
        U. List of fictional US presidents
        V. List of fictional vampires
        W. List of fictional witches
        X. <unknown pending review>
        Y. <unknown pending review>
        Z. <unknown pending review>

  • Vegetable
        P. List of fictional plants

  • Mineral
        A. List of fictional aircraft
        B. List of fictional bars and pubs
        C. List of fictional cyborgs
        D. List of fictional doomsday devices
        E. List of fictional elements, materials, isotopes and subatomic particles
        F. List of fictional films about the environment
        G. List of fictional games
        H. List of fictional hurricanes
        I. List of fictional islands
        J. <unknown pending review>
        K. <unknown pending review>
        L. List of fictional locations in the Godzilla films
        M. List of fictional military robots
        N. List of fictional nations
        O. List of fictional organisations in wuxia fiction
        P. List of fictional planets
        Q. <unknown pending review>
        R. List of fictional railway stations
        S. List of fictional spacecraft
        T. List of fictional television stations
        U. List of fictional University of Oxford people
        V. List of fictional villages
        W. List of fictional works about 9/11
        X. <unknown pending review>
        Y. <unknown pending review>
        Z. <unknown pending review>

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

My horny on mane posting got the deviantart thread shut down

Things I want to do, in order:

1. Walk up the side of a mountain
2. Walk down the other side of the mountain
3. Swim in the river
4. Lie in the sun
5. Try to be nice to everyone
6. goto 1

Kenning
Jan 10, 2009

I really want to post goatse. I wish I had 10bux




List of narrative-implying glyphs.

1. I
2. II
3. II
4. L

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

List of things I am

1) bitch
2) lover
3) child
4) mother
5) sinner
6) saint
7) your hell
8) your dream
9) nothing in-between

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has csebuf?


Things I mite put on the menu:
1) it

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

Top 5 Coolest Phoenix Wright Characters
1. Morgan Fey
2. Mia Fey
3. Wendy Oldbag
4. the judge
5. Detective Gumshoe

Top 5 Shittiest Phoenix Wright Characters
1. Ema Skye
2. that idiot girl who got her boyfriend maimed by a lion
3. Ron DeLite
4. the Canadian judge
5. Ben Woodman/Trilo Quist

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007






nats = 1 : (map succ nats)

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Best Cars in Speed Racer (1967) That Aren't the Mach 5

5. The Mammoth Car
4. Gadge Zoomer's Car Wrestling car
3. Dr. McFife's Car with a Brain
2. Melange
1. The GRX

Best Puns Based Off of a Long-Running Manga Franchise and a Cell Organelle

1. The Golgo Apparatus

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



The Superbabies from Baby Geniuses 2: Superbabies b/w Top 4 Citrus Fruits

8. Finkleman, aka Baby Courageous
7. Lemon
6. Alex, aka Bouncing Boy
5. Lime
4. Archie, aka Brain Boy
3. Orange
2. Rosita, aka Cupid Girl
1. Pineapple

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017


Quoth James Cameron,

"Nevermore"



The Gaang in order of cool and goodness:

1. Toph
2. Zuko
3. Sokka
4. Appa
5. Momo
6. Aang
7. Katara

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



The List of Seven:

1) Maximilian Graves / Alexander Sparks
2) Sir Nigel Gull
3) Lady Caroline Nicholson
4) Professor Arminius Vamberg
5) Bishop Caius Pillphrock
6) John Chandros
7) General Marcus Drummond

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS


Places that we've already been:
  1. Elvis-o-rama
  2. Tupperware museum
  3. Bull weevil monument
  4. Cranberry World
  5. Shuffleboard Hall of Fame
  6. Poodle Dog Rock
  7. The Mecca of albino squirrels
  8. Ghost towns
  9. Theme parks
  10. Wax museums
  11. The place where you can drive through the middle of a tree
  12. Alligator Farms
  13. Tarantula Ranches

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012



Things this beast thought equal to the force of life:

1. Great guns
2. Greater hate

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Here are some pictures of ships that list:



EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad


List of best entries on the lists of lists of lists, listed in alphabetical order
1. Lists of Danish football transfers 200809
2. Lists of divisions in Dorset
3. Lists of Lepidoptera by region
4. Lists of pairs
5. Lists of pejorative terms for people
6. Lists of Zambia-related topics

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has csebuf?


List of notable Lists:
1) Friedrich
2) Garrett
3) Guido
4) Helmut
5) John
6) Liesbeth
7) Luke
8) Luke
9) Maximilian
10) Paul
11) Peyton
12) Peyton
13) Wilhelm

Vibben
May 9, 2006

I believe the word you are looking for is "Aaahh"!



List of things I'm never gonna do:

1) Give you up
2) Let you down
3) Run around and desert you
4) Make you cry
5) Say goodbye
6) Tell a lie and hurt you

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

GUESS WHO'S LYING


Grimey Drawer

I get:
1. Knocked down
2. Up again

You are:
1. Never gonna keep me down

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has csebuf?


List of potential list demarcators, in descending order of usefulness:
1) 1
2) a
3)
4) ‣
5) *
6) ✓

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes


List of lists that contain themselves:
1. This list

List of lists that do not contain themselves:
1. This list This list This list

e: wait, no
e2: hang on
e3: ok got it now i think
e4: poo poo

Angepain has a new favorite as of 10:46 on Sep 12, 2020

Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.


This list was in my notes app from last year:


Movie group suggstions:
Blade
Mystery men
Shaft 1971 - 2019
Pitch black
Banshee chapter
Once upon a time in the west
Prospect
Knives out
Cross of iron
Color out of space

Jerk suggestions:
Sucker punch
The longest day
Bridge on the river kwai
Lawrence of arabia
Dirty dozen
A bridge too far
Paths of glory
Deep blue sea
Formula 51

Watched:
NETWORK
Battle royale
The fall
Falling down
The warriors
Gran torino
Baby driver
Green room
They live
Street Fighter

Good but no:
Restrepo
Blade runner
Dunkirk

Anime:
Baccano
Ghost in the shell
Madoka magica
Black lagoon
Samurai champloo
Darker than black
Gundam 8th ms team

Shows:
Generation kill
Peaky blinders
Expanse

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has csebuf?


List of ingredients:
1) 3.5-4 lb pork shoulder
2) 4 tsp cumin
3) 2 tbsp chili powder
4) 3 tsp oregano
5) 2 tsp salt
6) 1.5 tsp ground black pepper
7) 4 garlic cloves, minced
8) 2 chopped onions
9) juice from 2 large oranges
10) juice from 2 limes

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008



Grocery list I found on my phone, dated August 19, 2019
  • caffeine
  • granola bars
  • tuna
  • tp

List of threads I've made on the SA forums, in chronological order

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

David Letterman's first Top Ten list

Top Ten Things That Almost Rhyme With Peas.

10. Heats
9. Rice
8. Moss
7. Ties
6. Needs
5. Lens
4. Ice
3. Nurse
2. Leaks
1) Meats!

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.





To do List:

1.) Dig through the ditches.
2.) Burn through the witches.
3.) Slam in the back of my Dragula

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.




List of things I wanna do:
1. Have some fun

SeaGoatSupreme
Dec 26, 2009
Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")

Captain Hygiene posted:

List of ingredients:
1) 3.5-4 lb pork shoulder
2) 4 tsp cumin
3) 2 tbsp chili powder
4) 3 tsp oregano
5) 2 tsp salt
6) 1.5 tsp ground black pepper
7) 4 garlic cloves, minced
8) 2 chopped onions
9) juice from 2 large oranges
10) juice from 2 limes

List of things you should make with this list:

1) Carnitas
2) poo, like a day later

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017


Quoth James Cameron,

"Nevermore"



List of spices for chili:

Cumin
Chili Powder (ancho or regular)
Cayenne Pepper
Garlic Powder
Onion Powder
Salt
French Onion Soup Mix

SeaGoatSupreme
Dec 26, 2009
Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")

List of posters that are wrong about chili:

1. Edgar allen ho
2. Porizj

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has csebuf?


List of known posters who just made chili and have a big pot of it sitting in their fridge:
1) Captain Hygiene
This list is incomplete; you can help by expanding it.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

List of things I have absolutely no opinion about
1) Goon chili, except for that recipe that was so bad it broke a thread
2) Game of Thrones

OxySnake posted:

To do List:

1.) Dig through the ditches.
2.) Burn through the witches.
3.) Slam in the back of my Dragula

Alternate to-do list:
1) Meet the creeper
2) Take it deeper
3) Repeat #1, yeah, yeah

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Some ways to leave your lover:

1. You just slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. Hop on the bus, Gus
4. Just drop off the key, Lee

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar




Nap Ghost

List of things that I would do for love, alphabetically:
  • Anything
  • Run right into hell and back

List of things that I would not do for love, alphabetically:
  • That

Whybird has a new favorite as of 21:36 on Sep 15, 2020

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008


List of lists I love to find in public, and collect:
1. Shopping lists left in the cart from whoever's used it before me
1a. When my husband worked for Trader Joe's, he'd find them constantly and bring them home for my amusement
2. Lists of books people are looking for in the library, found either in the stacks or a book I checked out

Sadly the rise of smartphones has meant a decline in paper shopping lists at grocery stores. And libraries are still closed here thanks to covid. I miss my fix of found lists.

DigitalRaven
Oct 9, 2012

When I kill you with a motor-car, you should have the common decency to stay dead, you horrid little object




My last shopping list:

1. 2 bottles Lidl own brand gin
2. 4 large bags Haribo

Things that have exceeded my expectations

1. Lidl own brand gin (the "Hortus" higher-end stuff)
2. How good cats are
3. This thread

Mister Kingdom posted:

Here are some pictures of ships that list:

List of listing ships:

1.

2.

3.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

List of guys to avoid:

1. Guy Mann
2. Guy Goodbody

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017


Quoth James Cameron,

"Nevermore"



Sir Not Appearing posted:

List of guys to avoid:

1. Guy Mann
2. Guy Goodbody

list of guys to try to encounter at all costs:

1. Guy Fieri

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credburn
Jun 22, 2016


Films I've seen that are worse than Thor

1. Thor 2
2. The Holiday

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