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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

Top 5 lists I want to make but can't figure out how to make them funny enough to be threadworthy

1. Best Tony Hawk's Pro Skater songs
2. Worst songs of all time
3. Stupidest TV couples
4. Cutest animals
5. Reasons I miss Windows Phone

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BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.




YeahTubaMike posted:

Top 5 lists I want to make but can't figure out how to make them funny enough to be threadworthy

1. Best Tony Hawk's Pro Skater songs


1. Mid twenties skateboarder
2. Superman
3. Shes Famous Now

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.




reasons to play Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1 + 2 in reverse order of importance

5. Revisiting classic levels with improved graphics

4. Updating the game with the new tricks like reverts and manuals

3. Nostalgia for a time when the world was not on fire

2. School 2

1. Getting to live in a ska wonderland.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

1. Mid twenties skateboarder
2. Superman
3. Shes Famous Now

Top 5 reasons that your list is wrong
1. Because "May 16" by Lagwagon exists
2. Because "You" by Bad Religion exists
3. Because "96 Quite Bitter Beings" by CKY exists
4. Because "Eurobarge" by the Vandals exists
5. Because "Jerry Was a Race Car Driver" by Primus exists

Top 1 reason that your list is right
1. Because "Superman" by Goldfinger exists

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017


Quoth James Cameron,

"Nevermore"



Selected former admins in order of goodness:
1. LITERALY RETIRED
2. Radium
3. Homework Explainer
4. Lowtax

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



5. Trancers 2: The Return of Jack Deth
4. Step Up 2: The Streets
3. Never Back Down 2: The Beatdown
2. Like Mike 2: Streetball
1. Baby Geniuses 2: Superbabies

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has csebuf?


List of the first ten positive integers, in alphabetical order:
1) Eight
2) Five
3) Four
4) Nine
5) One
6) Seven
7) Six
8) Ten
9) Three
10) Two

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!



Things it starts with:

-An earthquake
-Birds
-Snakes
-Airplanes

People who are not afraid:

-Lenny Bruce

Machado de Assis
Dec 12, 2005



Top 5 fictional characters with alliterative names beginning with W:

1) Walter White
2) Willy Wonka
3) Wonder Woman
4) Wicked Witch of the West
5) Wally Walrus

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has csebuf?


List of words describing a question I am considering at this moment, in alphabetical order:
1) Dinner
2) For
3) Goons
4) Help
5) I
6) Make
7) Me
8) Out
9) Should
10) Tonight
11) What

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010




College Slice

Captain Hygiene posted:

List of words describing a question I am considering at this moment, in alphabetical order:
1) Dinner
2) For
3) Goons
4) Help
5) I
6) Make
7) Me
8) Out
9) Should
10) Tonight
11) What

My top choices for dinner when I have nothing prepared, in alphabetical order:

1. Assorted snacks
2. Chilli, canned
3. Milk (cold) and cereal (Cheerios or cornflakes)
4. Pizza (delivery)
5. Pizza (frozen)

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

HisMajestyBOB posted:

My top choices for dinner when I have nothing prepared, in alphabetical order:

1. Assorted snacks
2. Chilli, canned
3. Milk (cold) and cereal (Cheerios or cornflakes)
4. Pizza (delivery)
5. Pizza (frozen)

Top 5 Assorted Snacks
1. Honey roasted almonds
2. Peanut M&Ms
3. Grapes
4. Granola bars
5. Baby carrots dipped in hummus

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has csebuf?


Things that I had for dinner last night
1) Pizza (delivery)

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012




Jaguars' favourite comic and tragicomic stories from the GiP Idiots in service threads
(E: Links added, but you're on your own for finding some of the more obscure ones)

10. Vasudus' Regimental Birthday officer

9. The paratrooper that jumped with his pet siamese fighting fish

8. The doctor who misdiagnosed a stroke as carpal tunnel syndrome (No details, I presume it would have been mentioned if the patient died)

7. The dudes who hot swapped 25 control boards one after another in an portable air traffic control, destroying the lot

6. The fire engine with broken sirens, so a firefighter makes the noises over the PA system. Except that they used the radio mike instead.

5. That time a Kiowa pilot dropped a pistol and killed 4 people (Also sad)

4. When Airman Butters fixed an F-15 Hydraulic hose with used dip

3. The New Zealand Nuclear Panic of 2020

2. When Vasudus invaded Syria before it was cool

1. The guy who jumped up and ran on the spinning prop shaft of a moving ship

Jaguars! has a new favorite as of 10:27 on Oct 1, 2020

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



Ways to pronounce PYF

-Pyiff
-Poyf
-Pahhh... Ye FFFF

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Jaguars! posted:

Jaguars' favourite comic and tragicomic stories from the GiP Idiots in service threads

10. Vasudus' Regimental Birthday officer

9. The paratrooper that jumped with his pet siamese fighting fish

8. The doctor who misdiagnosed a stroke as carpal tunnel syndrome (No details, I presume it would have been mentioned if the patient died)

7. The dudes who hot swapped 25 control boards one after another in an portable air traffic control, destroying the lot

6. The fire engine with broken sirens, so a firefighter makes the noises over the PA system. Except that they used the radio mike instead.

5. That time a Kiowa pilot dropped a pistol and killed 4 people (Also sad)

4. When Airman Butters fixed an F-15 Hydraulic hose with used dip

3. The New Zealand Nuclear Panic of 2020

2. When Vasudus invaded Syria before it was cool

1. The guy who jumped up and ran on the spinning prop shaft of a moving ship

Things wrong with this post:

1. No links
2. Nothing else

Ways to order lists:

1. Numerically ascending
2. Numerically descending
3. Alphabetically descending
4. Alphabetically ascending
5. Randomly

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

Feel the glove!


Deep Glove Bruno Awards 2020, selected recordings and versions of the 1971 Jean Knight hit "Mr. Big Stuff":

22. Schoolly D - Mister Big Dick
21. Vicki Anderson - I'm Too Tough for Mr. Big Stuff
20. Washrag - Mr. Big Stuff
19. Jean Knight - You Think You're Hot Stuff (technically a cash-in, not a version)
18. Reuben Wilson - Mr. Big Stuff
17. Lyn Collins - Mr. Big Stuff
16. Χριστινα & Sounds - Mr Big Stuff (this version is so loving funny, Greek pop singer enunciating the song totally phonetically)
15. Kermit Ruffins & Rebirth Brass Band - Mr. Big Stuff
14. Freddy Robinson - Sister Hot Pants
13. Heavy D - Mr. Big Stuff
12. T. Ski Valley - Mr. Big Stuff
11. Queen Latifah - Mr. Big Stuff
10. Malcolm & Martin - Sista Big Butt
9. James Young and the House Wreckers - Funky Booty
8. Roger Rivas - In This Corner
7. John Holt - Sister Big Stuff
6. Prince Buster - Sister Big Stuff
5. Tomorrow's Children - Sister Big Stuff
4. Jimmy Hicks - I'm Mr. Big Stuff
3. Karl Hector and the Funk-Pilots - Free I Wana Be
2. Hustlers Brass Band - Mr. Big Stuff
1. Jean Knight - Mr. Big Stuff

Special Achievement Award For The Guy Who Actually Wrote The Song But Didn't Record The Best Version Of It Under His Own Name: Wardell Quezergue Band - (That's Who I Think I Am) I'm Mr. Big Stuff

Deep Glove Bruno has a new favorite as of 14:07 on Oct 4, 2020

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017


Quoth James Cameron,

"Nevermore"



List of Republican Congressmen Who Got The Rona (So Far) ((I originally typed congresspeople but lmfao they are all men))

Sen. Ron Johnson (R-Wis.)
Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah)
Sen. Thom Tillis (R-N.C.)
Sen. Bill Cassidy (R-La.)
Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.)
Rep. Dan Meuser (R-Pa.)
Rep. Rodney Davis (R-Ill.)
Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas)
Rep. Morgan Griffith (R-Va.)
Rep. Tom Rice (R-S.C.)
Rep. Neal Dunn (R-Fla.)
Rep. Mike Kelly (R-Pa.)
Rep. Mario Diaz-Balart (R-Fla.)

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012



Worlds in Kerbal Space Program in order of my most to least favorite

1) Kerbin
2) Laythe
3) Minmus
4) Ike
5) Duna
6) Eve
7) Pol
8) Gilly
9) Jool
10) Vall
11) Mun
12) Moho
13) Eeloo
14) Dres
15) Bop
16) Tylo

The only Worlds in Kerbal Space Program I end up visiting when I start a new save after not playing for awhile, in order:

1) Kerbin
2) Mun
3) Minmus

Zesty has a new favorite as of 09:27 on Oct 7, 2020

Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!



Zesty posted:

1) Kerbin
2) Mun
3) Minmus

List of questions I have for Zesty

1) Why do you go to Mun second when it is only your eleventh favourite?


List of 30 skeletons I made for a D&D game because my friend's 8 year old got a D30 and wanted to use it.

1 Simple Skeleton
2 Crumbling Skeleton
3 Skeleton Archer
4 Armoured Skeleton
5 Burning Skeleton
6 Molten Skeleton
7 Direguard Skeleton
8 Cursed Skeleton
9 Skeleton Captain
10 Shiny Skeleton
11 Skeleton Hound
12 Tyrannosaurus Skeleton
13 Baby Dragon Skeleton
14 Goblin Skeleton
15 Ogre Skeleton
16 Dancing Skeleton
17 Sharpened Skeleton
18 Skeleton Knight
19 Cackling Skeleton
20 Dwarf Skeleton
21 Shadow Skeleton
22 Skeleton Wizard
23 Screaming Skull Skeleton
24 Snake Skeleton
25 Giant Snake Skeleton
26 Headless Skeleton
27 Berserk Skeleton
28 Plague Skeleton
29 Icy Skeleton
30 Stinky Skeleton

Sanford has a new favorite as of 09:45 on Oct 7, 2020

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012



Reasons to go to the Mun in KSP

1) It's easy to get there.
2) The game too heavily rewards mindless biome hopping for science.

Reasons to go to Moho in KSP

1) The Mo-hole.

->

Zesty has a new favorite as of 09:44 on Oct 7, 2020

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Death Defied.


Non-Inclusive List of Jebs, From Best To Worst

1. Jeb Kerman
2. Jeb Bush

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

The letters in the band name ABBA in alphabetical order:

1. A
2. B

Or, for the pedantic:

1. A
2. A
3. B
4. B

Propskill
Aug 26, 2005
Never send a monster to do a mad scientists job.

The best list:

Woody Guthrie's Good Year's Rulin' 1942
New Years Rulin's

1. Work more and better
2. Work by a schedule
3. Wash teeth if any
4. Shave
5. Take bath
6. Eat good fruit vegetables milk
7. Drink very scant if any
8. Write a song a day
9. Wear clean clothes look good
10. Shine shoes
11. Change socks
12. Change bed cloths often
13. Read lots good books
14. Listen to radio a lot
15. Learn people better
16. Keep rancho clean
17. Dont get lonesome
18. Stay glad
19. Keep hoping machine running
20. Dream good
21. Bank all extra money
22. Save dough
23. Have company but dont waste time
24. Send Mary and kids money
25. Play and sing good
26. Dance better
27. Help win war beat fascism
28. Love mama
29. Love papa
30. Love Pete
31. Love everybody
32. Make up your mind
33. Wake up and fight

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has csebuf?


List of Wikipedia articles beginning with the phrase "List of list", in order of suggestion:

1) List of lists of lists
2) List of List A cricket records
3) List of List A cricket records in Nepal
4) List of listed buildings in Dumfries
5) List of listed buildings in St Andrews, Fife
6) List of listed buildings in Montrose, Angus
7) List of listed buildings in Inverness
8) List of listed buildings in Stirling, Stirling
9) List of listed buildings in Perth, Perth and Kinross
10) List of listed buildings in Dunfermline, Fife
11) List of listed buildings in Kirkcaldy, Fife
12) List of listed buildings in Ayr, South Ayrshire
13) List of listed buildings in Haddington, East Lothian
14) List of Listen to Me, Girls. I Am Your Father! episodes

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

CJacobs posted:

Non-Inclusive List of Jebs, From Best To Worst

1. Jeb Kerman
1.5. Jeb Lund
2. Jeb Bush

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017


Quoth James Cameron,

"Nevermore"



1. Jeb Kerman
1.5 Jeb Lund
2. Jeb Bush
3. JEB Stuart

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

2:35 PM, 5 April 2017. 153 decibels. Caused the cat actual harm.




Permutations of "ABBA" in which the permutation is you:

1) BABA

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008


List of threads in my bookmarks that have featured this image:



1. PYF Funny Pictures
2. Schadenfreude
3. Pics that show how #blessed you are
4. SA's Greatest Sagas
5. this thread

(list subject to revision as I continue browsing; this is just in one hour)

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has csebuf?


List of websites owned by Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka:

-CHA
Jun 20, 2004

State-of-the-art
home video technology

List of connected bones in descending order:
-Head Bone
-Neck Bone
-Shoulder Bone
-Back Bone
-Hip Bone
-Thigh Bone
-Knee Bone
-Leg Bone
-Ankle Bone
-Heel Bone
-Foot Bone
-Toe Bone


Top 10 list of beer styles from best to worst:
1) Barley wine
2) Gose
3) Saison
4) Lager
5) Belgian-Style Dubbel
6) Klsch
7) Berliner Weisse
8) Mrzen
9) Stout
10) Eisbock

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009



Mis-numbered list of media with comparatively long titles that I can think of in the last 30 seconds I devoted to thinking of lists of media with long titles, of which three are ZX Spectrum games, one is an album, and two sound a bit like they could be 70s porn films:

1: Fat Worm blows a Sparky.
2: The Incredible Adventures of Mr Weems and the She-Vampires.
2: Escape from the Planet of the Robot Monsters
3: Astro-Creep: 2000 Songs of Love, Destruction and Other Synthetic Delusions of the Electric Head.

List of names that are not Katie White's name, despite being allegedly called such:

Hell
Stacey
"her"
Jane
'quiet' girl
Mary-Jo-Lisa

List of things that are apparently "Good Livin'"

Chicken fried steak, Country gravy and bourbon straight
Drink[ing] all night
The naked party after the fistfight
Jump[ing] in the pool

List of posters [incomplete]

- The Mortal Monday / Sonic 2uesday double sided one.
- The Cypress Hill poster in which the skull had a goatee made of cannabis leaves for some reason

List of current gripes I have with this keyboard:

+ The '9' key not working, which is fine because I have a numberpad, but is marginally annoying because I cannot use a opening curly bracket without loading up charmap, or googling it, both of which I am too lazy to do.

Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!



List of the first ten episodes of the 1970s bbc sitcom set on an allotment, Plotting Out:

1. Growing Up. When Old Vincent dies and an attractive young couple take over his allotment, long term gardeners Les and Terry are not impressed with their radical new ideas.

2. Mr Rotivator. When Rob brings in a professional gardener to advise he gets carried away - to hilarious effect!

3. Storm Terry. When a ferocious seasonal storm is expected the gardeners must batten down the hatches, but Terry is distracted after a fight with his wife.

4. Water Fight. When the allotment tap runs dry, old grievances come to light as gardeners squabble over the available water.

5. Tinker Tailor GARDENER spy. When a committee vote reveals the existence of another allotment plot, the gardeners unearth a new comrade.

6. Pests. Rob erects a bamboo partition so Sally can sunbathe in private as Les and Terry struggle with an aphid infestation.

7. Earthing up. The army are called in after Rob makes an unsettling discovery while digging a new potato patch.

8. Skeleton. The police are called in after Rob makes an unsettling discovery while digging a new potato patch.

9. People in Glass Houses. When Terry reports Robs rules infractions to the council they send out an inspector, but due to a clerical error Terrys allotment is inspected instead.

Xmas Special - Winter Cabbage
When an unexpected snowfall blocks an important delivery, its down to the gardeners to provide enough veg for the most important meal of the year.

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



People I am:

  • Spartacus

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in



Good birds that I own:
  • Charlemagne the Senegal parrot

Bad birds that I own:
  • Amadeus the terrible dreadful spoiled menace

Birds that I love:
  • Both

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Death Defied.


Some Goon posted:

People I am:

  • Spartacus

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has csebuf?


Things this is:

1) the city
2) fine
3) how we do
4) the life
5) my brother Darryl, and my other brother Darryl
6) the police
7) the song that never ends
8) Sparta
9) us
10) your brain on drugs

Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!



List of episodes in series 2 of 1970s bbc comedy Plotting Out.

Plotting Out Series 2

1. Birds. When Sallys friend comes to stay, Terrys wife is sure she has the hots for her husband.

2. Strung Out. When popular television show Garden Time approaches the allotment committee, the prospect of fame goes to everyones heads.

3. High Winds. While strong winds wreak havoc on the bean crop, Les and Terry have concerns over a mysterious plant in Robs greenhouse.

4. Fencing. The damage caused by last weeks storm gives Terry the opportunity to seize more territory, sparking a border dispute.

5. Seeds of Doubt. When strangers come looking for Vladimir, the gardeners rally round to protect their new friend.

6. Bonfire Night. As bonfire night approaches, the gardeners compete for fuel in an attempt to build the biggest, most impressive display.

7. Has Beans. As the county fair approaches, Les and Terry prepare for their annual showdown but this year Rob has his eye on the prize.

8. Garden Time. When popular television show Garden Time arrives to film on the allotments, everyone is determined to be the star.

9. Fete & Destiny. As tempers flare at the county show, the reappearance of Robs ex-girlfriend forces him to decide where his alliances truly lie.

Xmas Special - Sprouts
In this heartwarming Christmas episode Rob and Sally reveal exciting news but Les is thinking of giving up his allotment for good.

Sanford has a new favorite as of 10:45 on Nov 4, 2020

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in



List of people in my apartment that need to be up too early for work today and are very tired:

  • me

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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in



List of people from my apartment that are at work and have been for several hours and yet remain very tired:

  • also me

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