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dame walks into my corner of the WeWork Communal Lounge with a router full of bullet holes and a tale as old as time. "i shot my router full of bullets because it didn't work." she explained. "i need a new one." ahhhhh why out of every punk who can fence a router, she's gotta come snifflin to me?!
trying to figure out how to make my CyberTruck's CyberHorn play the General Lee sound when I CyberHonk it
trying to discover who in the Sanrio Employee Housing Complex has renamed their wireless router something demeaning about my funkopop wife
caught up in a complex web of deceit and intrigue trying to swap Bazooka Joe comics for bitcoins to buy bootlegged pokemon cards off the UltraDarkNet
trying to pick out which pair of Tripp pants to wear to tonights illegal coding show at The gently caress Factory.
doing that dance i learned from the NPCs of the Vampire the Masquerade the Bloodlines the Video Game, but unironically
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We don't want you to go run in the shadows, Modemlord, just take a stroll in the shade
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Aug 29, 2020 05:31
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Three hours later we had the ICE down and there it was, stacked high in the digivault like a DAEMONdragon's hoard. Twenty-four kilobytes of prime data.
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Aug 29, 2020 05:32
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They were the top of the elite, digital wetwork assassins kitted with decks downloaded straight from the future. Everyone wanted to be them. They were Shadejoggers.
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Aug 29, 2020 05:38
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Hiring an elite team of shadowrunners to download a Kirby's Dream Course ROM for you
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Aug 29, 2020 05:42
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Shadowrunners crawling through a Kazaa graveyard, represented by stacked-high piles of dead bodies, oozing filth, and ruin.
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Aug 29, 2020 05:44
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Inception was a really good movie because in the grand scheme of things a dude getting to be with his family and a company changing hands is small potatoes.
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Aug 29, 2020 07:23
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I hacked OP's cybertruck so its cyberhorn plays the dolphin laugh of the dolphin Jones from the movie Johnny Mnemonic. And by hack I mean I tweeted @elon musk an he did it.
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Aug 29, 2020 11:57
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leans forward and gently sets both palms on the get of the pool table. I look to each accomplice, who in turn looks back and then down at the unfurled map of the Team Ninja headquarters.
“gentleman, tonight we are going to steal the bikini DLC pack for Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball”
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Aug 29, 2020 13:55
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by sebmojo
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"The Fujimoto Corporation Headquarters ain't gonna mop itself," I say as the Fujimoto Corporation Headquarters totally mops itself.
trying to discover who in the Sanrio Employee Housing Complex has renamed their wireless router something demeaning about my funkopop wife
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Aug 29, 2020 17:49
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hacking my manager's eyes so she thinks I'm wearing at least 15 pieces of flair
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Aug 29, 2020 19:33
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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"this is acid burn, the best decker in the business. if he can't figure out who's burning through our kwang grade 11 black ice firewall, no-one can"
opens command prompt, ping www,google.com reflected in mirroshades
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Aug 29, 2020 19:43
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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peter reviera from neuromancer but instead of using his cyber implants to cause bizarre psycho-sexual hallucinations, he's just a really bad jeff-dunham style puppet comedian
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Aug 29, 2020 19:45
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sorting through my stack of Data Crystals and Info Disks and Thought Bubbles, looking for the backup containing my Peruvian Dickwhistle hentai
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Aug 30, 2020 00:14
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staying late at Cyberdyne Systems in order to secretly add hyper detailed nipples/camel toe to the EDS-2000 School Supression Robot
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Aug 30, 2020 00:15
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google glasses wearing seal team busts in through my nemesises windows, demanding he admits he used an aimbot against me
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Aug 30, 2020 00:16
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*Farts out a cloud of nanobots*
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