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Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007



This list of sagas generated by Something Awful is incomplete. You can help by expanding it. (By writing your own summary, improving on mine, providing links to the original threads, providing more relevant or iconic images, providing actual screen names of the goons involved, or by going out and doing something dumb yourself.)

Most images compiled by forums poster The Saddest Rhino in the previous thread.

groverhaus



Original Thread: ***link goes here***

quote:

GiP mod grover posts images of his DIY home renovation/remodel/addition. Hilarity ensues when the renovations are comically inept and grover has a staggering lack of sense of humor about it. Grover also insisted that his civilian contractor rank made him the same as a colonel in the armed forces and provided a bullet-point list of predictions for the Iraq War, all of which were extremely wrong in hindsight.

The Doom Bathroom



Original Thread: ***link goes here***

quote:

Forums user BeatMasterJ posts about his upstairs bathroom renovations in the DIY subforum, talking about wanting a sunken bathtub. In one image it is clear that he has sawed through the top of the I-beams in the bathroom floor in order to make this. After being roundly mocked for this and the mockup of the final design, he lets slip that he wants to make a bathroom that will appeal to women because they hold “disproportionate power” when a couple is purchasing a house. He disappears for months and then comes back with images of the final product, which is horrifying.

Much laughter, multiple photoshops, and a Doom .wad are produced.

The Low Carb Megathread



Original Thread: ***link goes here***

quote:

A fad diet takes over YLLS, convincing goons that eating lots of carbs -- and only carbs -- is the way to lose weight and generally improve their health. A goon under 30 is put on statins, and posters who point out that this is dumb are probated.

The Zipline of Death, or, The Machine Designed to Kill Kids in the Most Efficient Way Possible



Original Thread: ***link goes here***

quote:

A goon posts images of a zipline he is building at a children’s summer camp. After some back-of-the-napkin math, goons determine that if used the zipline would almost certainly result in the death of the person using it.

P-p-p-Powerbook!



Original Thread: ***link goes here***

quote:

A goon is selling a laptop and is contacted by a scammer. After stringing them along, he sends them a fake cardboard laptop.

At Hospital, Lost Fingat



Original Thread: ***link goes here***

quote:



???



Original Thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3615777

Thanks, Ugly In The Morning,

quote:



Mermaid Shelly



Original Thread: ***link goes here***

quote:



CPS Took My Child This Morning



Original Thread: ***link goes here***

quote:

Forums poster ??? posts a thread with the above title. After further digging he posts pictures of his trailer, which is a complete disaster despite the fact that he had several thousands of dollars that instead of improving his family’s living conditions he used to build a new gaming PC to play World of Warcraft on.

The rare E/N success story in that after feedback from the thread he sold the PC, cut back on video games, he and his wife cleaned the place up, and got their daughter back.

NO YOU SHUT THE gently caress UP, DAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OYZ04mCGCo

Original Thread: ***link goes here***

quote:



Caro



Original Threads: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3318516&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post378501069

Thanks, Ugly In The Morning,

News Article: ***link goes here***

quote:

Forums poster Caro, a clearly very mentally ill person, goes to Libya to fight in the civil war despite being an American with no training or combat experience. He performs battlefield first aid that he learned from YouTube tutorials and engages in gun battles. After returning to the US he then heads off to fight in Syria. Several years later after most goons have assumed he is long dead the State Department negotiates his release from a Syrian prison.

swap.avi



quote:

Goons crowdfund a scat/vomit video from a Brazilian studio.

Ribkid



quote:

He loves those ribs.

Wotjek



Original Thread: ***link goes here***

quote:



Doobie’s Dog House



Original Thread: ***link goes here***

quote:



TO BE CONTINUED ...

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Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007



So yeah I ran out of steam partly into this OP, which is why I'm hoping that the first few pages of this thread can be a crowdfunded list.

Some resources:

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010

Dang dicknose don't tuck that money under your eyelids!


Pillbug

Caro is more “original threads go here”. Circa 2010-2011 he was all over GiP picking fights with posters he thought were gangstalking him on behalf of the CIA. Maybe some GiP people have some stuff handy?

E: Here’s one of the goldmined ones


https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3318516&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post378501069

E:Original thread for goku pants

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3615777

Groverhaus:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2253640
PDF of P-p-p-POWERBOOK!

http://pdf.textfiles.com/books/thepowerbook.pdf

Doom Bathroom:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3813464%22

Lost fingat:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3417598&userid=148329&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Ugly In The Morning has a new favorite as of 16:24 on Aug 29, 2020

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007



Ugly In The Morning posted:

Caro is more “original threads go here”. Circa 2010-2011 he was all over GiP picking fights with posters he thought were gangstalking him on behalf of the CIA. Maybe some GiP people have some stuff handy?

E: Here’s one of the goldmined ones


https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3318516&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post378501069

E:Original thread for goku pants

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3615777

Groverhaus:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2253640
PDF of P-p-p-POWERBOOK!

http://pdf.textfiles.com/books/thepowerbook.pdf

Doom Bathroom:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3813464%22

Lost fingat:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3417598&userid=148329&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Thanks, this is exactly what I need. I'll get those edited in shortly.

This thread is going to be a wiki for the first few pages.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009



Nap Ghost

Ahhhh Doom bathroom .

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010

Dang dicknose don't tuck that money under your eyelids!


Pillbug

Since it’s going to come up pretty soon, here’s the link to the thread for Moments: A Game of Consequences.


https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3486052&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

It’s basically the most successful CYOA that’s ever been held on the forums, where goons guided a character through their life. It was set up as an ARG where the op “found an old disc” with the game on it.

From SAclopedia:

quote:


Moments was a Choose Your Own Adventure (CYOA) game in GBS which started in May 2012. Written, and continually updated, but the user ExtraNoise the thread quickly became a mainstay on GBS’ front page. As of June 7, 2013 the game is still routinely on the first page, or two, of GBS and has 540 pages and over 120 choices. Supposedly Moments was developed in 1982 as an unreleased DOS game. It follows the main character through their life, from birth to (theoretically) death. Gameplay consists of the user selecting from a list of choices regarding some decision that their character must make. Depending on the option selected (usually either A, B, C, or D) the game progresses forward based upon your character’s action. What makes Moments worthy of recognition is the fact that it was/has been able to hold the attention of Goons for over a year. Each choice was voted on by Goons with ExtraNoise submitting the decision after an unspecified period of time.

In the first, and as of date only, game played, Goons controlled the life of Ethan Lyons, a boy born to a poor couple in Los Angeles sometime in the 1970s. From there the mission was only to keep Ethan alive, and maybe even to let him thrive. While Goons were, somehow, able to keep him alive through childhood (avoiding death by car, kidnapping, electrocution, etc.) we were less successful in creating a well-adjusted person. The “Hive mind” only ever really agreed on one thing, nothing. As a result the choices made were not always the most consistent, swinging wildly between safe/boring, reckless/adventurous, and self-defeating/the “humor” option. An added wrinkle was introduced when it was discovered that by choosing an unlisted option (for instance voting for “C” even though there were only options for “A” and “B”) could not only work, but also have positive outcomes.

As one may expect Goons succeeded in turning Ethan from a wannabe astronaut into an ex hacker/loser who has no friends or close family. The promised showed early in Ethan’s life was betrayed by poor choices, traumatic events, and a game that became increasingly unstable in its later stages. Periodically the game would have minor errors in its text, but these errors became increasingly severe, even at one point requiring a “personality reset” because Goons had so thoroughly hosed Ethan’s identity. Errors continued until early June when the game actually crashed. As of this writing it’s not known if the game will continue, obviously Ethan is living in the distant future to 1982 and ExtraNoise’s role in the development of the game has also come into question

With all of this said the thread is clearly destined for the Goldmine as it has been an incredibly enjoyable ride. Early on in the thread ExtraNoise mentioned that when it was all over he may make the game available, but more than likely the popularity of the game is derived mostly from the interaction, and unpredictable decisions, of other Goons. Moments will live on for a long time as one of SA’s milestone threads

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006



"That poo poo looks Treepunk as hell"


Which remains one of the funniest phrases i've read on these here forums.

The Zipline of Death threads


original thread (most pictures deleted)


fyad thread (very funny, and a lot of pics still intact) e: not as many as i remember, drat it tinypic

a kitten has a new favorite as of 16:55 on Aug 29, 2020

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017


Quoth James Cameron,

"Nevermore"



Pick posted:

Ahhhh Doom bathroom .

Don't forget the epilogue to Doom bathroom: Beatmstrj trying to hock forty dollar socks in SA mart.

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003



Someone made bathdoom into an actual doom map:
https://twitter.com/dietinghippo/status/1102879467741966336
Be careful around that tub!


Suggestion for the OP: put in a link to the previous thread.

shelley
Nov 7, 2010


There were three four low carb threads in YLLS, I think you need Archives access to see them but here are the links:

First thread.

Second thread.

Third thread.

edit: thanks Better Than You for this link. Fourth thread.

There were also at least two FYAD threads but I don’t have links for those right now.

shelley has a new favorite as of 16:52 on Dec 7, 2020

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011






Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Don't forget the epilogue to Doom bathroom: Beatmstrj trying to hock forty dollar socks in SA mart.

My brain just refused to read that username right. I read it as Beamsterj, Beastmasterj, Beatmasterj. I have no idea why,

Flying Zamboni
May 7, 2007

but, uh... well, there it is


Can't forget the guy who came into The Imp Zone to share his very cool Fire Emblem Reverse Recruitment Hack.

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017



Also under your low carb section you should replace the 'people would only eat carbs, lots of carbs'(which is wrong) with lard.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017


Quoth James Cameron,

"Nevermore"



Was it a goon that 1. had a terrible full back tattoo of a panther and 2. totaled his car, used the insurance payout to buy a motorcycle, and then immediately lost his arm in a motorcycle accident?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.


Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Was it a goon that 1. had a terrible full back tattoo of a panther and 2. totaled his car, used the insurance payout to buy a motorcycle, and then immediately lost his arm in a motorcycle accident?

I think it was motorcycle accident first, then a Lambo that he couldn't drive correctly because he had one arm. Which he then wrecked.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007



Someone write that up to put in the op.

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader

I think Triticum Guzzler's saga wrap-up post should be included somewhere near the OP because it's definitely referenced all the time and is part of the fabric of SA sagas no less than the sagas themselves.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008




Grimey Drawer

Anne Frank Fanfic killed a wikipedia editor

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has cîsebœuf?


Let's add that Rib Kid was later arrested for murder and presumable cannibalism, so we can stop wasting time debunking it every time he's brought up.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

I just couldn't look at your old avatar anymore
Fucking nauseating!


https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3551376&pagenumber=5&perpage=40#post416107388

quote:

its really amazing how the actions of goons and mods are so freaking far beyond the pale that its actually impossible for a bystander to believe.

proposal: i am going to make an environmentally sustainable yoga retreat in hawaii

reality: a y2k survivalist paid goons a "food stipend" to help me clearcut a rainforest, dig a road by hand, torture and mutilate animals to death on camera, and bathe in/drink from an improperly filtered kiddy pool that wild hogs poo poo and pissed in

proposal: i am going to make a fun zipline for kids at camp

reality: a goon spent tens of thousands of dollars constructing a machine that kills children, entirely by accident

proposal: a fad diet thread in the exercise forum

reality: a mentally ill man resembling a melted candle, the pied piper of ham joints, told people that eating nothing but eggs and bacon and lard in paint buckets (they were literally buying and eating buckets full of lard in the name of good health) would not only make them lose weight, but was so healthy it would cure heart disease and cancer. an enormous fat powerlifter who cant run for 20 seconds probated and banned anyone who challenged this wisdom until it lead to a man barely in his 20s being prescribed statins.

proposal: a thread about animal husbandry in the pet forum

reality: a moderator unrepentantly killed animals with ac/dc hadoukens and probated people who asked questions

proposal: a forum for "responsible drug users" and "harm reduction"

reality: a man falls through the earth and into parisian catacombs. taking a torch from the wall he spies row upon row of skeletons. grasping the nearest by the shoulders, he shakes it madly, yelling "my nigga have u tried lsd"

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

                                       


Here's the zipline thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3281586 The op's posts are deleted and unfortunately not in archive.org but you get the gist of it.

edit: oops already posted above

Schweinhund has a new favorite as of 23:06 on Aug 29, 2020

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008




Grimey Drawer

Here's the Anne Frank Fanfic Wikipedia page from the fyad point of view, where @fart is the only one who thinks it's kind of hosed up they bullied a person to death (pg 13) but gives in within like a page cause everyone else loves it. Apparently the dude was known as Ty Peppar on SA before he became obsessed with wikipedia

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3048997&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

I just couldn't look at your old avatar anymore
Fucking nauseating!


Granos Call the Police
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2512842

quote:

The two sides of giving and receiving blow jobs...

WHAT A MAN HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT

1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.

2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier
than licking a dead fish.

3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you?

4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.

5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up!

6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. Trust me.

7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country.

8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.

9. Play with the balls.

10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.

11. Caress the rear end, too. We like that!

12. Make hay when the sun shines. It's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old &fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep."

13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you?


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT


1. I'm calling the police on you Granos

Minecraft Thread Regular is a Proud Fairy Torturer
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3383735&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=456#post392676833

quote:

Thanks to NOW, I now have a glass-block chamber full of about twenty fairies. Since I literally wrote the book on how to torment fairies, I've been performing various experiments on them. But, alas, I have more of them than experiments given Minecraft's limited toolset in that area, so I'm open to suggestions on what to do with the survivors, ahem, remainder.

I can say that they despawn when out-of-sight unless given a headband of flowers, stay spawned if headbanded as long as you stay within the 81-block mob management radius of Minrcraft, and make a lot of very annoying noises when in close proximity. Also, setting the queen on fire and letting her die that way makes it far easier to capture her flock of groupies.

Finally, I found that replacing fairies' pain and death sounds with actual scream sounds makes for a far creepier experience when, say, setting them on fire with a flint and steel. (If anyone wants those I might bundle 'em for download.)


I've head tell that some consider me heartless. Not sure where they get that idea...

Trans Megathread took a very weird turn
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3681373&pagenumber=40&perpage=40#post442031869

quote:

A really long, sympathetic post, and as you read through it you gradually realize I'm describing the sadness of Hitler being forced into suicide

The Kheldragar-Call Now love dump.
One of them was 16 and the other was much older
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3594991&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Crazy Jake's March through the desert
Quote trimmed for brevity, contains tons of detail and images
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3714480&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Kontour posted:

Hi OP.

I don't imagine you will listen to this, but I'd like to give you a few pointers.

I hike for a living as a guide, I spend 250+ nights a year in the bush and I've been doing it for over 5 years now.

*************

Take some time, do a whole bunch of extended hikes in fun places, get yourself prepared mentally and physically, get your gear sorted out, and then attempt something like this. As it stands you're being loving stupid.

Goon: I, a 28 year old freshman RA powerbombed a 19 year old girl and will sue her if she doesn't stop slandering my name
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3905710

A_Account posted:

What role are you in?

I am a staff member but I had only just started the role and I work in a role that doesn't have clearly defined borders between staff and student. You're expected to be both.

Follow up to the WWE goon antic in the legal question thread
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3266659&pagenumber=852&perpage=40#post500565267

Dik Hz posted:

So you assaulted a student you had power over in a game you thought was mutually consensual, and are thinking about countersuing for defamatory remarks because she accused you of poo poo. You're a complete loving idiot, and you should seriously consider how you conduct yourself. Get an attorney and listen to that attorney. Especially when they tell you to stop posting about your idiocy on the internet.

To Catch a Predator Thread where goon wants to chat about his pedophile urges.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3874361&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

DogonCrook posted:

I didnt link it because there is no way to verify but on reddit someone claiming to be a producer was saying you basically couldnt entrap these people because they will redirect literally any conversation back to their fetish and ill be damned.

The Shot that Started the 2019-2020 FYAD Wars
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3905950&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind





"I am trying to post to my workout log but my phone keeps losing my posts"

(because they're instead being posted to a thread about abortion)

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Nope



We tried to start a Grand List last thread:


SS SaGAs posted:

All Your Base Are Belong to Us
P-p-p-powerbook
Send A Pizza to Joe Biden's House
Zybourne Clock
Slenderman
Groverhouse
BeatmstrJ's Bathroom, presented by Axe Gamer Spray
4chan
Weird Twitter
Benghazi CIA Psyop Forum
Caro
Smashmouth Eggs
Limp Bizkit Municipal Water and Sewage
DMB Shitshower
SA GoonFLEET in EvE Online
World's Dumbest Stalker
Code Magenta/Reddit Pedo Purge
Buying Body Armor for US troops in Iraq

Anything else?

D. Ebdrup posted:
Uwe Boll v Lowtax
Photoshop Friday (All Your Base Are Belong To Us, movie posters with anagrams especially, but many others)
Let's Plays
Party Hard
"I'm In Your Base Killing Your Dudes"
Chuck Norris facts
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
OH SHI-
ORLY?
Awesome smiley
Not many people know it, but SA is also to blame for Demonoid and What.cd
Derek Smart having any kind of relevance

Then there's a bunch of people who probably need to be mentioned?
Cliffy B, deadmau5, Yatzee

I dunno if live streaming of vidya gayms on Twitch counts as a whole, but goons certainly were some of the first to do it on ustream

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009



The best sagas are the ones that unfold in real time. All we can do is wait

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

Don't give me that look




ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

"I am trying to post to my workout log but my phone keeps losing my posts"

(because they're instead being posted to a thread about abortion)

Just thinking of the sentence "I've been working out!" Is enough to make me laugh

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?


Small pastry

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jozy loves scoring like a fat kid loves eating cake.





Hiking Across America is one of the ones that occasionally spontaneously pops into my head, a goon tried to walk across America and didn't even make it out of the park he started in because he brought nothing to eat except gorp even though experienced hikers had repeatedly told him to bring actual food otherwise he could literally die.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!


Smellrose

vyelkin posted:

Hiking Across America is one of the ones that occasionally spontaneously pops into my head, a goon tried to walk across America and didn't even make it out of the park he started in because he brought nothing to eat except gorp even though experienced hikers had repeatedly told him to bring actual food otherwise he could literally die.

funmanguy posted:

Small pastry

Pick
Jul 19, 2009



Nap Ghost

SMALL PASTRY!!

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Moon Slayer posted:

A fad diet takes over YLLS, convincing goons that eating lots of carbs -- and only carbs -- is the way to lose weight and generally improve their health. A goon under 30 is put on statins, and posters who point out that this is dumb are probated.

Shouldn't this be "no carbs?"

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

I just couldn't look at your old avatar anymore
Fucking nauseating!


vyelkin posted:

Hiking Across America is one of the ones that occasionally spontaneously pops into my head, a goon tried to walk across America and didn't even make it out of the park he started in because he brought nothing to eat except gorp even though experienced hikers had repeatedly told him to bring actual food otherwise he could literally die.

The Kontaur post was everything you want from those threads, a subject matter expert makes an effort post and explains just how poorly planned/thought out the idea is.

Then the OP makes 'jokes' about buying buttplugs to prevent being raped and carrying a CO2 pistol to scare off potential robbers. It was some doughy spoiled boy who didn't like his easy life of office working and decided to make himself famous by walking across America and couldn't even make it a single half day.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

2:35 PM, 5 April 2017. 153 decibels. Caused the cat actual harm.




I was sure that "fecal lasagna" was one of Joey Vapes's stories, but a) I can't actually find Joey Vapes's thread, and b) a search indicates that it comes from this thread. Any suggestions on the Joey Vapes thread?

Quarterroys
Jul 1, 2008



Wasn’t fecal lasagna Martin Random or something along those lines?

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010

Dang dicknose don't tuck that money under your eyelids!


Pillbug

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

I was sure that "fecal lasagna" was one of Joey Vapes's stories, but a) I can't actually find Joey Vapes's thread, and b) a search indicates that it comes from this thread. Any suggestions on the Joey Vapes thread?

Here’s the original Joey Vapes thread:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3403908#post390325101

Here’s a pdf someone made of his stories:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1dAD6ygftfJRLTVzvG78BqipDvXI6Ktoc/view?usp=sharing

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011



vyelkin posted:

Hiking Across America is one of the ones that occasionally spontaneously pops into my head, a goon tried to walk across America and didn't even make it out of the park he started in because he brought nothing to eat except gorp even though experienced hikers had repeatedly told him to bring actual food otherwise he could literally die.

Someone linked that recently. Muerte's Hiking Across America.

BFC is a favorite of mine for drama.
- Slo Motion (original thread as he's since cleaned up his act)
- Zaurg: All the threads except the most recent. The early threads were sincere - I think they were also the origin of the Goons Pissing in a Well analogy - but the last 1-2 are total threadshitting by Zaurg and Goons.
- Blue Story: Froofy sandwiches, an allergy to vegetables, band t-shirts and STAR WARS.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jozy loves scoring like a fat kid loves eating cake.





Ugly In The Morning posted:

Since it’s going to come up pretty soon, here’s the link to the thread for Moments: A Game of Consequences.


https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3486052&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

It’s basically the most successful CYOA that’s ever been held on the forums, where goons guided a character through their life. It was set up as an ARG where the op “found an old disc” with the game on it.

From SAclopedia:

I should mention that I'm pretty certain this was a real game because I played it as a kid. I haven't read the thread and don't know how much of the thread might have been embellishing on the game itself, but the game was definitely real.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008



Pick posted:

Ahhhh Doom bathroom .

I can smell the mildew on those river stones from here.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has cîsebœuf?


unlimited shrimp posted:

I can smell the mildew on those river stones from here.

Turn on your monitor's scent transmitter

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