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Eat My Ghastly Ass
Jul 23, 2007






cats are the best dogs

e: hell yeah what a great snipe

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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard



cats?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has cîsebœuf?



Cats.

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



Counterpoint: CATS

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

MESS WITH THE OWL GET DISEMBOWEL





All I have is this weird looking dog.



That pitbull eugenics thread loving sucks really bad.

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006



CATS

Eat My Ghastly Ass
Jul 23, 2007




perepelki
Dec 11, 2020

know before Whom you stand

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 30, 2003




Ugly In The Morning posted:

Clicked this expecting Iron Crowned’s weird anti dog crusade.

Is that the dude who's banned from e/n for being creepy

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.


Smellrose

Snow Cone Capone posted:

Is that the dude who's banned from e/n for being creepy

I'd be shocked if there's only one of these dudes, frankly.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning






Snow Cone Capone posted:

Is that the dude who's banned from e/n for being creepy

I don't know if he is but he has two character traits : hatred for dogs and love for titty bars

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
BUT DID ANY OF YOU STOP FOR ONE SECOND TO CONSIDER HOW THIS EFFECTS ME PERSONALLY?! NO YOU DID NOT BECAUSE I AM STUPID AND UNIMPORTANT! GOOD JOB! KEEP IT UP!

Seriously though. Ignore me. For your health.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I don't know if he is but he has two character traits : hatred for dogs and love for titty bars

i'd prefer the reverse and i don't even like dogs

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001



Passion’s Wrench

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Clicked this expecting Iron Crowned’s weird anti dog crusade.
I was expecting Morally Inept for a different meaning of obsession about dogs

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

I'M JUST HERE TO KISS TITTIESS AND WIN FOOTBALL GAMES!
(AND GET EVERYBODY FIRED)


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Wait, a 250 pound labrador? Is that even possible without the dog being GE Cafe levels of morbidly obese? Even Newfies usually don't weigh 200 pounds.

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP!
BIIITCH!




pentyne posted:

There were two recent ones that I can think of

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3918311&pagenumber=2&perpage=40#post503636892


There was another here that was only a 3 day probe that resulted in a QCS thread before someone outside of cspam checked and rightfully permabanned the freak.


The QCS thread is pretty crazy.
Seriously why did the dog murder dude only get a 3 day



docbeard was a mod? Of what forum? Holy gently caress that's a lot of dumb posts by them in that thread.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003



he was a QCS mod

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised




If there's one thing we can be sure if, it's that a cat is NOT a dog.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.


Ghost Leviathan posted:

If there's one thing we can be sure if, it's that a cat is NOT a dog.

Sabre tooth tigers ran like dogs. They think.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs



alternatively,

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has cîsebœuf?


Solice Kirsk posted:

Sabre tooth tigers ran like dogs. They think.

Actually the latest scientific findings indicate sabretooth tigers constantly wanted to be let out of caves until the protohumans let them out, whereupon they immediately wanted to be let back in.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013




CannonFodder posted:

I was expecting Morally Inept for a different meaning of obsession about dogs

Thanks for reminding me of that.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

in soviet russia, you shove robot


As an owner of a full grown 20lb mutt who thinks he's still a kitten: no

Cat tax:

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014





Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



Ghost Leviathan posted:

If there's one thing we can be sure if, it's that a cat is NOT a dog.

Dame Judi Dench account spotted

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

strewth


Taciturn Tactician posted:

What, do they confuse people's ankles for badgers or something?

they're way up the league table for bites resulting in hospitalisation because people pick them up and bring them to their faces, disregarding the signals the dog sends that it doesn't want that.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

It's mysterious what attracts you to a post...


Skulk Hogan posted:

My co-worker from Sprint never spoke to me about anything but how much he hates Goonswarm and how they've ruined EVE for him after I bought a mutual friend an SA account and he heard about it.

Thank gently caress. At least he stopped talking about EVE itself.

EVE Online drama you say?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3866278&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1005#post513821193

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3964446&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post513823227

Regarde Aduck
Oct 18, 2012

haha


Grimey Drawer

not sure who i am supposed to be rooting for here.

On one hand you have the self important weirdo who thinks him 'retiring' matters to anyone and going on about being permabanned but not saying why? Does he think you get permabanned for leaving EVE? Like goonfleet is the Yakuza?

On the other hand there's a guy telling him he'll 'never fit in here' because they are a 'j4g pubbie'. In 2021. And everyone is like 35+ years old now. This is embarrassing.

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



Whats-his-face has been trolling the EVE thread for ages, and the evegoons have been eating it up because goons love to dunk on someone, even when it's an obvious setup.

Just ignore it, it's not worth the mindspace to think about.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 18, 2012

haha


Grimey Drawer

yeah I thought I was missing a lot of history somewhere

Xun
Apr 25, 2010





I have a dog but my phone regularly and very consistently identifies him as a cat

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP!
BIIITCH!




Tokyo Sexwale posted:

he was a QCS mod

goddamn

Eat My Ghastly Ass
Jul 23, 2007



Xun posted:



I have a dog but my phone regularly and very consistently identifies him as a cat

that’s a fine lookin’ cat you got there

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017



Casu Marzu posted:



docbeard was a mod? Of what forum? Holy gently caress that's a lot of dumb posts by them in that thread.

His time as a qcs mod went extremely poorly, it only lasted a few weeks.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001



Passion’s Wrench

Is there a record for shortest tenure as a mod?

Zore
Sep 21, 2010




CannonFodder posted:

Is there a record for shortest tenure as a mod?

Joey Vapes got modded, demodded and banned over a period of like 3 hours

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 30, 2003




W98 was demodded before he even became a mod, somehow

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Wait, a 250 pound labrador? Is that even possible without the dog being GE Cafe levels of morbidly obese? Even Newfies usually don't weigh 200 pounds.

Scooby was a rejected police dog who lived chained to a barbell that weighed more than me, because it was the only way his owner could keep him from going through the window.

He was ALOT of dog, and its a really good thing he was rejected for being too nice.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning






Zore posted:

Joey Vapes got modded, demodded and banned over a period of like 3 hours

Now that was a guy who really wanted to be an internet superstar, on the something awful forums

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008

mega. milk.

Toilet Rascal

Zore posted:

Joey Vapes got modded, demodded and banned over a period of like 3 hours

Think that actually turned out to be ozma doing it as a joke.

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Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



Why kouldn't ozma post?

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