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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Which one is the one that shoots the chickencheese with flavour shells? First engine one https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3498320&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=29#post409791801   They also shred the cheese and cut stuff with a machete  
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Since I haven't seen mention of this in the OP: The 2018 GIP T-Shirt: Operation Useless Dirt https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3854490 tl;dr: McNally sets up a bait-and-switch bait-and-switch Tee Shirt design for GIP, which proposes a good shirt design with a nice op number, baits it out for something else, which then baits it out for something else. Worth the time to read for the reactions. e: Page 10 is a payoff. Eldritch BiLast has a new favorite as of 18:15 on Sep 4, 2020 |
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Sep 4, 2020 18:10
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Remember when GE Cafe shat his colon out in the shower
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Sep 4, 2020 19:53
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I wouldn't really used the term "shat" for that. It was more like it sloughed out of his body like a rectal mitosis
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Sep 4, 2020 19:56
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Remember when GE Cafe shat his colon out in the shower No, and neither do you 
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Hub Cat posted:Also found somebody that will be coming off their 100k probe in 33 days. Holy poo poo, I posted in this thread.  For the record, it was about dunking a cat in water to try to help her because it was hot outside, not skinning creatures alive & beating them to death. edit: there are a lot of hosed up stories in there -- lots of "the OP is totally off his loving rocker, all I did was [something other horrible thing]" posts edit2: jesus I hope this is fake 
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YeahTubaMike posted:Holy poo poo, I posted in this thread. Certain subjects, like animal abuse or what should be deeply private fetishes, don't take much to elict a massive info-dump from some people who provide extremely inappropriate graphic descriptions of their habits and hobbies and seem genuinely surprised when people don't respond positively. I can't find it but a couple months back in a random thread the comment "there's no such thing as a bad dog" inspired a goon to start spouting endlessly how it's not true and gleefully describe being able to murder stray dogs on his property with a shovel and get really angry when people disagreed with him.
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Xenoletum posted:Since I haven't seen mention of this in the OP: Still the only successful goon project I'm aware of.
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pentyne posted:Certain subjects, like animal abuse or what should be deeply private fetishes, don't take much to elict a massive info-dump from some people who provide extremely inappropriate graphic descriptions of their habits and hobbies and seem genuinely surprised when people don't respond positively. https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=89649 Thankfully permabanned by LAB.
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pentyne posted:Certain subjects, like animal abuse or what should be deeply private fetishes, don't take much to elict a massive info-dump from some people who provide extremely inappropriate graphic descriptions of their habits and hobbies and seem genuinely surprised when people don't respond positively. Some random poster spouts less graphic anti-dog stuff in random threads (e.g., at the level of "the only good dog is a dead dog") and get dinged for it occasionally, but I wish they'd either stop or get dinged harder because it's the surest sign of them being a total monster
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sourdough posted:Some random poster spouts less graphic anti-dog stuff in random threads (e.g., at the level of "the only good dog is a dead dog") and get dinged for it occasionally, but I wish they'd either stop or get dinged harder because it's the surest sign of them being a total monster That's iron crowned and yeah he's basically as much of a loser as you think.
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I was going to say, is there more than one of those guys? Because one Iron Crowned is way more than enough. This conversation is just making me think of the weird period in GBS history where any mention of cat ownership would be met with a chorus of accusations of toxoplasmosis and screaming about THEY DON'T LOVE YOU and THEY'LL EAT YOUR CORPSE IF YOU DIE!! It was just weird, over-the-top histrionics about an extremely common companion animal. Totally loving bizarre.
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Fun fact: your dog is more likely to eat your corpse than your cat Also if I'm dead and undiscovered my cats are welcome to me flesh. They don't deserve to starve!
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Sep 4, 2020 22:31
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Xenoletum posted:Since I haven't seen mention of this in the OP: lol truly incredible
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Charles posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=89649 15 years on SA and just nukes everything by being excited about the prospect of finding some dogs to kill with a shovel. What a crazy website.
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pentyne posted:15 years on SA and just nukes everything by being excited about the prospect of finding some dogs to kill with a shovel. people of the future gonna think about internet forums and social media the way we think about leaded gasoline and CFCs
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Sep 5, 2020 00:37
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Fun fact: your dog is more likely to eat your corpse than your cat Look I'm not using my face anymore if I'm dead, they can have it
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Honestly if you love something that eats literally anything and loves bones I don't know why you'd care except for the mess, which would only affect anyone you actually cared about enough to probably find your body before your dog eats it anyway brb updated my will
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I'm depending on my friends to eat my body, as I currently have no pets
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McNally posted:
I know this is a nothing-burger, but it, along with the 100k probe for attempted coup gave me a giggle
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Forums coup prank is hilariously distasteful in hindsight, a true goon legend
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El_Elegante posted:Forums coup prank is hilariously distasteful in hindsight, a true goon legend The long announcement post where Cyrano slowly and painfully explains the joke is unintentionally hilarious.
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that they managed to turn a joke that lame into something funny is an accomplishment imo thank you km
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Fun fact: your dog is more likely to eat your corpse than your cat Is that true? I have both so I hope they’ll all eat up but I always figured the cat would get first dibs. The dog is scared shitless of him so if she eats my face first it’s because he let her.
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El_Elegante posted:Forums coup prank is hilariously distasteful in hindsight, a true goon legend like most military exercises it was a practice trial for the real event
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There were at least 3-4 goon bachelor moments threads in the span of about two years. Each closed when it hit peak disgusting. Cum vase and taint boil are the two I remember off the top of my head.
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RC and Moon Pie posted:There were at least 3-4 goon bachelor moments threads in the span of about two years. Each closed when it hit peak disgusting. Cum vase and taint boil are the two I remember off the top of my head. Was peeing through a hole in the floor a bachelor thread?
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bumping this to a new page  ulvir posted:does anyone know the original thread from where the goon cave is from?
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ulvir posted:does anyone know the original thread from where the goon cave is from? Post Your Sad Goon Hovel
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No way, the Cave way predates this.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Fun fact: your dog is more likely to eat your corpse than your cat Your pig is more likely to eat you alive.
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Heath posted:No way, the Cave way predates this. yeah, by at least ten years
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Inceltown posted:Was peeing through a hole in the floor a bachelor thread? gently caress yeah he laid down and stuck his dick through the floor hole but was afraid wild beasts would eat his dingus in the nighttime
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I've lived rough, but I've never lived "stick my dick through a hole in the floor to piss" rough. A bachelor tale so epic even Homer would say "goddamn."
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those bachelor threads was impressive for just how mindboggingly disgusting some goons were
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Iirc he didn’t lack plumbing, he was just a lazy slob
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Here’s the taint vac story. Spoilers because  quote:
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Solice Kirsk posted:I've lived rough, but I've never lived "stick my dick through a hole in the floor to piss" rough. A bachelor tale so epic even Homer would say "goddamn." 2000 years from now, classics scholars debating about whether "piss-dark soil" is a good translation and what it means.
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Let's see, some of my favs -Bruisers street sweeper stories (at some point it got bundled into a big pdf) -Bruisers waterslide -Humper Monkey's military ghost stories in the German mountains -A bunch of dumb poo poo out of TFF including "a decade of spectacular failure" and "perfectly spherical breasts" -The time when Toblerone Triangular dropped kayfabe
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ulvir posted:yeah, by at least ten years Which goon cave do you want? bungmonkey's? Here's the FYAD (NWS) thread abotu it: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2537734&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 there's a link down the page with all of the various pictures over the course of years.
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