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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Disco Pope posted:

If I remember this one correctly, he was trying to hide an erection by tucking it into his waistband and then pretending to be a cat

He was embarrassed by an erection he got while making out with a girl, like thats not the desired result...

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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Was this during the same timeframe when we had the "no kinkshaming" kink thread that shut down after descending into legal cannibalism theorycrafting? Cause i feel like theres likely some overlap.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Honestly my general picture of goons in my head assumed ham was a regular part of goon sex anyway, but in a Costanza way, not a Dahmer way.

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Apr 13, 2007

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luxury handset posted:

feel like i'm falling through some kind of time portal because i haven't thought about Victor the poster in like ten years and wow, now i'm remembering what a dumb piece of poo poo that dude was

really one of the natural consequences of the effortpost era of d&d, folks with some wild belief systems but who could bang out pages of well formatted arguments got a lot more traction before they got smoked out and shunned

Kinda wild to think of the current politics of the general forum and realize that old d&d (2006-7, i think?) was full of genuine Ron Paul lovin' Ben Shapiro prototypes. I think i say this in every version of the sagas thread, but its pretty amazing how much Helldump and LF changed the forum, and a big part of it was giving people a space to call out Debate Club Libertarian Contrarians as bigoted assholes. Specifically, a space where they weren't governed by debate club style rules and modded by other Debate Club Libertarians.

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Apr 13, 2007

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CannonFodder posted:

As someone who was one of those Debate Club Libertarians in the early 2000s I sincerely apologize for the dumb poo poo coming from my keyboard back then. I'd like to think I got better.

"I Was a Teenage Libertarian!" is the secret origin story for about 3/4 of the various socialists in CSPAM, so I wouldnt feel too bad about it. I knew a girl who read Ayn Rand at 19 and took like a whole decade to grow out of it.

The proto-bear thing might have been weird here, but i wasted a lot of time arguing with creationists on various forums (FARK) in the early 00s and dumb poo poo like that is a common dodge for biblical literalists. Dealing with those people too much will push you into smug fedora athiest territory.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Solice Kirsk posted:

All the tales I hear from CSPAM make it sound worse than LF.

I post in cspam and lurked LF, and its never been as good as early LF, with the genuinely funny and informative effortposts about history and economics, and the infrateal/heebieGBS wars, etc. But its also never been as bad as late LF, which was absolutely dire and would occasionally just turn into the "suicidal ideation sharing zone" when it wasn't devolving into the most inane inter-leftist arguments (can you be a feminist AND still be a girl who likes dick? The answer is obviously yes unless you want feminism to be accessible to only like 10% of the population but lets have a 78 page incredibly bitter slapfight about it).

There's still time tho, a Biden win will probably cause a total collapse, as without an imminent fascist threat many of the rage addicts will turn their whole attention on leftists who only 90% agree with them.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Solice Kirsk posted:

I thought like 100 people ate bans because they backed Bernie this year.

I thought it was closer to 300, and the time/effort that had to go into enforcing it was why election toxxes are banned now.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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luxury handset posted:

yeah, the reason mass toxxes are discouraged is that it's a ton of work for a joke

Also a bunch of folks who get banned from toxxes dont come back, which is not great for an internet forum with an already shaky userbase.

The McCain toxx thread probably changed forum culture more than any other single thing.

Next closest would probably be putting up the paywall over the Lets Play subforum in the middle of the DanganRonpa LP, lol.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Spinz posted:

The moderation and administration of this website better be prepared for suicidal/homicidal/crazy type posts in the event of a trump victory.

I recommend figuring out how you're going to handle it and announcing it ahead of time somewhere. Then you can just stick to your plan and it's not like personal attacks. Maybe even make a thread about it ahead of time taking suggestions so you can read some feedback first in CSpam and D&D.

They need to be prepared for that regardless of how the election goes. There's absolutely still right wingers here, even if they stick to specific subforums or just mostly lurk, and theres definitely some folks who put all their "yay Bernie gonna win!" energy straight into "yay, the libs are gonna eat poo poo for spurning Bernie!" A sizable Biden win is gonna eat those folks up bad.

I, a thoughtful and decorous gentlegoon, put all my "Bernie gonna win!" energy right where it belongs: straight into my crippling anxiety.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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The Kins posted:

I could've swore I heard that the NoJoe stuff was going to be the final enforced mass-toxx, but things might have changed since I last paid attention. Lord knows talking about politics in real life is stressful enough without taking away verbal, facial and all the other social cues.

Yeah but thats not an election result toxx its a "I will never vote for joe biden (or at least publicly admit i am doing so)".

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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zakharov posted:

the anti-mod as a concept thing is weird because we don't lack for proof of concept for what happens to unmoderated internat spaces. on this very forum even!

Some of it is just shitheads, but given the current leanings of the forum, some is almost certainly anarchists who are ideologically opposed to hierarchies, and feel anybody enforcing a hierarchy is a cop.

If their ideal (such as an unmodded forum) having publicly, blatantly, failed many times in the past would be the sort of thing to stop them, well, they wouldn't be anarchists.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Splash Attack posted:

anyways further spottings of him in the wild have not changed my opinion, like when he compared being called guy mann as the same thing as deadnaming a trans person.

Unless i misread a post, he also compared being furry to being trans (in a "trapped in the wrong body" sense) in the previous sagas thread, but that was right before everything exploding re: KM, so it just slid right under the radar.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Moon Slayer posted:

Oh, Ron Paul himself. I thought you meant a former goon from LF.

Lol if you don't think Ron "Infrateal" Paul was posting in Laissez's Faire

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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sweet geek swag posted:

Some people just don't delete that sort of information for whatever reason. People still having that information isn't as troubling as people looking it up in the first place.

Didn't fishmech get perma'd cause people found out he was hosting 20+ year old homegroan goonporn? Or possibly revenge porn posted by goons when there was still a porn forum? It may have been from the goon facebook thing.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Nuns with Guns posted:

It's a scam currency supported by crazy people and scammers to draw more crazy people in with the promise they'll be millionaires one day and whose primary use is for shady or illegal transactions like scams and drug sales.

SA has a special dislike of it from the extended campaigns to sink the price of it and troll dedicated followers in various ways. I think the Goldmined Bitcoin thread documents the point in it somewhere where YOSPOS hacked the Bitcoin forums and changed all mentions of "Bitcoin" to "Cosbycoin": https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3413928

Bitcoiners didn't take well to the trolling and tried various things like paying people to DDoS SA too:

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/attack-of-bitcoins/



The bitcoin thing was summed up well by a goon at one point, i cant find the quote but it was something like:

Dumbass True Believers: "Our deflationary cryptocurrency that can only handle 7 transactions a second will truly take over the world economy, google ron paul!"

Goons, who think they're smart: "what morons, this thing is useless as a currency, its only useful for money launderers and drug dealers!"

Actual Smart People: "This thing is useful for money launderers and drug dealers, I want in."

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Alaois posted:

i dont think that guy actually cares.

Low effort concern trolling seems to be their thing.

I'm still amazed bathroom.wad broke the SA containment barrier and infected the greater internet.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Crane Fist posted:

drat, I wish I knew how to post good. I know, I'll ask the 55 year old divorced guy who posts exclusively in the forum where you pick a guy and post poo poo like "this fool looks like an entire circus ran a train on the animated character Donkey from Shrek (2001) played by Eddie Murphy and the resulting baby was forced to live in a sewer where the rats gnawed on him until he looked like a total fag retard"

You are definitely right that you dont know how to post good.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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I definitely don't think Tiny Brontosaurus is still around on an alt, and anyone who disagrees with me on this is a rapist/pedo.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Paladinus posted:

In ten years there's going to be a front page article apologising for mistreatment of pirates on SA.

I snorted thinking of that particular bit of semi-recent drama.

Does PHIZ post anymore, or did the shame of writing a front page article so bad the community begrudgingly agrees with the person they hate the most that it should be removed, drive them to an alt/offsite?

This is the embarassing, short lived "We're sorry, Furries!" article, for anyone unaware.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Solice Kirsk posted:

The what now?

edit:
Sweet, I made the thread title again!

A goon had a threesome with a milf and her daughter. If I remember right he found out that doubling up on a dude they both found cute was like a semi regular bonding thing for the two of them.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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ChubbyChecker posted:

what is a succdem

A miserable pile of means-tested tax credits!

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Strategic Tea posted:

Political extremists sheltering every kind of disgusting person under the sun as long as they talk the talk of ideological compliance? Well I never!

Less "sheltering a disgusting person because they toe the party line" and more "celebrating an obvious toxic shithead because their toxicity pisses off people I dont like."

See also: March, Koalas; Brontosaurus, Tiny.

Also, plenty of people in C-SPAM didn't like Taintrunner before this. Its just that engaging with him, even to call him out, is an obvious losing move because he's a rage elemental with the free time to post 200 times a day.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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I never saw anyone talk about this, but i'm not on any discords.

I have been expecting something like this for a while, because no one can be that big of a neverending smug shithead online without also being a genuinely bad person.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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toanoradian posted:

...Was DSA really full of creeps? As a non-American my impression is they're just a bunch of really online activists.

I have been told it depends on your local chapter, some are actually really good, most are useless, and a chunk are toxic little personality cults built around warring narcissists. The useless ones are probably just as bad at expelling creeps as they are at everything else.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Fluffdaddy posted:

The idea that I, of all admins, would be protecting the worst cspam poster of all time, is really a reach though.

*holds up single finger*

I believe you mean the worst CSPAM poster so far. The future is unknown, and may hold undelved depths of shittiness.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Best Friends posted:

Why/how did fishmech get perma'd?

My only argument with them was them saying that net neutrality is never going away because logic.

Lol

I think the final straw was folks found out she was collecting/hosting huge amounts of homemade goon porn from years back?

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Pick posted:

the most sexy age for a woman is whatever Gillian Anderson is doing

Ftfy

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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Paladinus posted:

Das Volk, Das

No one who speaks German could possibly be evil!

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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The Saddest Rhino posted:

you asked the Animation thread what kind of furry RBG should be as she gets spitroasted in the afterlife.

I was gonna say, if you can't at least mirthlessly giggle at the absurdity of furry RBG getting (consensually) Eiffel Towered in heaven by furry Chadwick Boseman and furry Rush Limbaugh, while furry crying Lady Liberty looks on and the cartoonists furry caricature in the corner says something like "This is something we can all come together over!" Then I dont think your brain is broken enough for the hellworld of 2021.

Then i realized they probably meant the other kind of spitroast, and it wasn't intended as a dig at the sort of weirdos who tweet poo poo like "Ruthkanda forever!"

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Lib and let die posted:

Ben Furrison?

Fur Garrison?

I was thinking furry Kelly, the Onion cartoonist.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Pick posted:

All-Star Rankings:

Best post: the sock monkey story
Best poster: evilweasel

Somebody has forgotten about Infrateal Vs. Heebie-GBS.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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So i don't know how to link to a thread, but if you check the lepers colony you'll see that the forums got a visit from Jon Pop last night! Its like if santa claus left gross incel screeds in your stocking.

Its been a while since he's shown up, apparently he was inspired to post by the Atlanta murders. He's now dedicated to getting a white girlfriend because black women are destroying society by loving Jon Pop's family members, but not loving Jon Pop.

This may be less of a treat for most folks here than it is for me, but I really find the deranged incel mindset fascinating.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Do we know if Jon Pop is a gimmick or not

They took Toblerone Triangular from me, I refuse to lose Jon Pop this way.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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promising carl posted:

What is jon pop's whole deal?

Permabanned short pudgy black incel who just can't tear himself away from the forums permanently. Shows up to complain about women/tell gross stories about his encounters with sex workers.

Probably has some sort of paranoid disorder since most of the time he comes off as though there is a conspiracy to deprive him personally of sex, rather than just low-status men generally, like most incels do.

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Apr 13, 2007

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Fantastic Foreskin posted:

Being tall and handsome alone wouldn't save them.

But it is pretty awesome.

If you waved a magic wand and made them all notably tall and handsome many (not all) of them probably wouldnt be "incels" anymore, because women would actively seek them out. I doubt most are committed enough to hating staceys to reject an open offer of interest from an attractive woman. The relationships wouldn't last and they'd still be miserable fucks, because they'd still just be some other variety of toxic entitled rear end in a top hat dude.

I can sympathize with sad anxious young men who have serious difficulties getting into relationships, online dating as an average to below average dude can be kinda ego crushing, but going from "I saw multiple ladies profiles today where they had height requirements up front, and that made me sad" to "And thats why I propose we transplant dog brains into femoid bodies and assign these to incels as sex slaves" is completely insane, and means you were probably well on the way to some sort of fash radicalization before you got caught up in the incel poo poo.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Douche Wolf 89 posted:

I had a really similar roommate, real stealth-weirdo. He gameified his health and diet, got into alternative fitness stuff like bootcamps, obstacle courses and urban climbing. Dressed well, usually in all black but expensive techwear stuff that was popular at the time. Well traveled guy who could shoot the poo poo and was fine in conversation with the girls at work.

Then he started getting too into these weird communities called like r/ 3ECH and r/ JBA. He'd constantly set up dates with girls just to ghost them, bragging about being a tinder double agent. Final straw was him setting up cameras in our apartment to film himself sneaking out on girls he brought over, I was livid and called the landlord. loving splintercels.

Brilliant

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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The audio/editing on this is wonderful. Perfectly gets the point across.

TBF to PJ, she probably wasnt counting on BnR immediately having multiple "mod is a sex pest" incidents, as well as (if I have heard right) a furry roleplay forum as a top level forum.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Len posted:

And do what main post on Reddit?

Seriously, this place has issues but its still pretty much the best environment around. There have been lovely sex criminal mods, but our mods are just unpaid community members who get an unknown degree of vetting.

For comparison, Reddit's in a shitstorm right now because they hired on a paid mod/admin and it turns out they're a fairly well known former british pol who:

1) Got kicked out of the Green party for hiring their literal convicted pedo rapist/torturer dad to run their campaign and not telling anyone about his past.

2) Got kicked out of another party for dating/continuing to date a dude who publicly posted about his pedo rape fantasies on Twitter. (I mean, they say some girls just marry their father, but couldn't this lady have settled for like, an uncle?)

Reddiy is apparently banning people for posting links to (reputable) UK newspaper articles detailing this, as that is "doxxing".

Thats a paid employee of a large company that presumably has an HR department, and would have been avoidable by simply googling their name.

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Apr 13, 2007

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Mx. posted:

i routinely mix up old gbs superstars and i dont intend to fix that

I remember when 50 ft Bastard used to post comics about his insanely hot extremely preggo GF who had a flaming skull for a head.

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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

He was the guy who got driven off the internet when FYAD opened, right?

You're thinking of the wikipedia editor that BYOB drove to live on a wild pig reserve in hawaii by constantly claiming "weedpunk" was a literary genre.

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