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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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mactheknife posted:

I'm sorry what

E;f,b but I'm keeping it anyway.

In some PYF thread in the last year or two, it came up that, in a then-recent interview, teen musician Billie Eilish revealed that she did not know who/what Van Halen was. A (assumed 40+) classic rock loving goon expressed shocked disbelief. There was a back and forth where the rock-loving goon talked about how important Van Halen was to the history of guitar music, and other goons did their best to gently let him know he was in fact old,and young people did not care, grampa. TB proceeded to tell him that the fact that he had an opinion on this meant he was the exact sort of gross old sex creep that drove teenage Billie Eilish to dress in heavy layers so she wouldn't be constantly ogled.

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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

She is slashie. I felt certain of this as a regular user but now that I'm an admin I have logs that confirm it. Sure, she *could* have transferred the account to someone else with an identically over-the-top abrasiveness to them but I'm gonna draw the simplest conclusion here.

Seriously? I really thought that was just a misunderstanding/conspiracy theory. Correct me if I'm misunderstanding how they presented themselves, but I'm p. sure that means one of the loudest posters about racism in the administration of this site/DnD, etc was a white lady doing the full Dolezal?

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Frank Frank posted:

After my time then. I think I quit around 2011. I was the moderator for their FYAD equivalent - which they mostly did to keep me from spam posting flashing solodrakban gifs and porn of obese women having sex while eating pizza.

Not the proudest chapter in my life.

Do not feel shame, chubby chicks who love pizza need love too. In fact, if love is fat soluble, they may need more than an average person.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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christmas boots posted:

idk I think Willa posts ok. That thread is a bit a cesspool though.

This is extremely niche forums history/lore, but it was funny to see the 2020 primary make Willa go "ok I give up, the Boomers just suck" after spending the entire LF-now period being a genuinely tireless Boomer defender.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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MiracleFlare posted:

I remember seeing some fairly reasonable discussion from people who, like me, were disappointed that the discussion thread was nuked but agreed that the Splatoon porn was terrible. Then someone pointed out that of course mods were gonna be on high alert after banning for that, so some people eating a week's probe for Bowsette hornyposting was harsh but understandable.

They were quickly countered by someone who compared it to police brutality and accused them of thinking it's okay for cops to kill innocent bystanders if it means they caught the criminals.

The cherry on top is that I think this was a year before Summer 2020, so lol

There were also cries of "ableism!" I guess on the strange notion that autismal folks can't just not get openly horny for squid children, which seems pretty hosed up.

Of course it was all just sad losers desperately scrabbling for any rhetorical bludgeon they can find.

Also alopecia dude from above isn't funny cause he has alopecia, he's funny cause he smugly assumes this is some sort of advantage. He says he's saving time and effort on hair maintenance, when he's never had to do the maintenance and thus has no idea how much time it actually takes, and also has no eyebrows, eyelashes, or nose hair, which sounds absolutely fuckin' terrible to me.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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The twisted gas rapist having hundreds of posts in the Bernie thread is such a wonderful little poo poo cherry on top of the poo poo sundae, its loving hilarious.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Lisa Lastique. I don't know why I remember this.

I actually assumed it was Oh Joy Sex Toy based on the description. That "I'm a Proud Cuck" comic gets (rightfully) dunked on regularly.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Regarde Aduck posted:

you can't go to prison fast enough

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Regarde Aduck is not always a great poster but they 100% deserve a ban/probe reversal and, at this point, a fuckin' public apology.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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fool of sound posted:

Also yeah I really can't imagine why some people feel compelled to share their lust with a bunch of strangers online.

I for one found all the hornyposts about the 9ft tall goth milf from RE8 to be pretty entertaining back when that was a fad, but then again thats about as safely far away from pedoshit as you can get.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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fun hater posted:

skipped ahead the only person with an interesting fetish is the foreverial tiedup delitized guy. i wish i could leap into his head and find out what is going on in there

Get into that guys head and you're gonna end up foreverially tiedup with a permanent ham tongue. Maybe thats just what you want, though, you sicko!??!

But for reals unban/unprobe regarde aduck, dude was 36 hours early on calling out a dedicated pedoshit defender.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Zesty posted:

VTuber thread was closed after some real bad posts including someone who wrote paragraphs about how it’s impossible for them to participate without being a creep. :shrug:

Not just closed, but closed with an explicit "don't make another vtuber thread" from a mod.

Good.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Mnoba posted:

looks like a fly's face, but compared to what i've been looking at the past few days it's almost refreshing

.... sigh....

Turn on your monitor.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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ArfJason posted:

i will watch a live tv transmission of you being murdered by me.

I feel like the delay on the live broadcast would make the action of murdering really difficult.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Harrow posted:

CSPAM has a bunch of thread-specific IKs but only two full mods.

I am a former LF poster and a semi-regular CSPAM poster and I will volunteer to mod CSPAM on the condition that I'm allowed to close the Glenn thread and ban everyone in it.

I promise that I will never defend alvin porn or alvin porn defenders. I don't know what an offsite discord even is, so I cant accidentally get caught being an ironic secret nazi triple agent on one. That makes me better than the last several mods.

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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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I've said this in another thread, but the ASMR cleavage streamers are even grosser when you know that twitch is heavily pointed towards minors, like, those streams are literally just sex work, on the front page of the "watch your fake e-friend play minecraft" site.

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