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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Let's add that Rib Kid was later arrested for murder and presumable cannibalism, so we can stop wasting time debunking it every time he's brought up.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



unlimited shrimp posted:

I can smell the mildew on those river stones from here.

Turn on your monitor's scent transmitter

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I've seen GBS-FM pop up numerous times, yet have no idea what it was.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Phew, glad you remembered to put blood on your profile page's doorframe

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I appreciate all the goons who selflessly gave away their and their families' money to the hot dog man in order to provide me with best infinite entertainment at zero cost to myself :glomp:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Control Volume posted:

Cool to learn that theres a societal rung below "eve goon," which is a feat I didnt think possible

Huh, I figured you'd have turned your monitor off at some point

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



RobrtDwnsySyndrome posted:

I’ve always got the greedo pic at the ready. Maclunkey indeed

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk, inside maclunk

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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It made me laugh, nobody let me know if it isn't real.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I was fairly certain it was a legit goon saga since it ended in pooping

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Remember when GE Cafe shat his colon out in the shower

No, and neither do you :colbert:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I'm depending on my friends to eat my body, as I currently have no pets

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Well I'm from Utica, and I've never heard of anyone incorporating hams.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Giants roamed the forums in those days

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I somehow ran across that in real-time, I think it's the earliest :wtf: moment I specifically remember in the cursed YOOL 2020.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



And when HDX20 achieves infinite worth it will become our new God

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I'm fine with that, those lovely knockoffs deserve it.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Did not expect to see someone being big-dogged over their lack of knowledge about creepy sexual fetishes

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

He's a adjunct lecturer at a minor institute of technology

"So, where'd you say you work at?"
"Uh....MIT"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Famethrowa posted:

I wouldn't buy into the branding of colleges, honestly. most people at famous colleges aren't usually smarter, just better connected (or from an inbred clan of old money idiots who donate a lot :ssh:)

Sure, the MITs of the world can afford to buy more extraordinarily smart people because they have old stacks of money, but that's basically branding money for them.

Oh I don't generally disagree, I just wanted to make a dumb joke :v:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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*taps side of forehead* Can't get a pay cut if you don't get paid

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Politics

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Delete everything except Coupons, the only subforum that has made a substantive financial impact on my life :colbert:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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I'm just glad there's finally a set date where I'll feel good about buying a :crabdrugs: emote :yeeclaw:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Legit question for CineD - How do I kill the 30-50 horror hogs that run into my living room within 3-5 mins while my movies play?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Aw shee-it, ma, the saga's got loose in the thread agin

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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All of you are my posting friends. Except for one. You know who you are.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Pick posted:

don't look to EVE Online players

Solid advice I have hewn to all my life

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



BrigadierSensible posted:

But I said I was sorry.

Too late, some opinions you just can't come back from :colbert:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



New revenue stream idea for when the site becomes something less awful: pay-to-play moderator positions (the only button that works is the one that lets you probe yourself though)

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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I aim for a comfortable middle ground of mediocrity in my posts, similar to all other aspects of my life.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Our crab friends gave their lives to make that rangoon, the least you could do is appreciate their sacrifice :colbert:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Dumbgoons & Dramathons

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Maybe when Jeffrey takes over :unsmith:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Someday we'll get a mod with just an absolute, irrational hatred of cat pics, then we'll all be in trouble :ohdear:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Solice Kirsk posted:

Not even Doom music could make cats cool.

Everybody look at how :wrong: this chump is

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Sleeveless posted:

it means you're only doing so because you're a cat-hating monster

I mean

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I'm just sorry I don't have it in me to raise money for worthwhile charities by being a joyless hateful schmuck

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Oh I'll dump on joyless hateful schmucks all day long, I just won't throw myself into the fire to be one even if it raises money.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Seinfeld, and by extension Curb Your Enthusiasm, are now official Something Awful sagas

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